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小U的快乐屋

@xiaou0888

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

390subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 19 September 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003793494476
TypeChannel
Username@xiaou0888
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded19 September 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/xiaou0888

Growth

39019 Sept 2026, 07:47 — 390 subscribers19 Sept 2026, 08:22 — 390 subscribers19 Sept 2026, 07:4719 Sept 2026, 08:22
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 389–391 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 08:22390no change
19 Sept 2026, 07:47390first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 8 September 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
170.9%
avg views ÷ 390 subscribers
Avg views / post
667
18 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.01%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 17 of 18 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 September 2026
Posts held20 (8 September 202618 September 2026)
Views total11,999
Reactions total109
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken19 Sept 2026, 08:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
9
Links
7

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 19 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

109 reactions across 16 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
💩4036.7%
👍3027.5%
2422.0%
🥰109.17%
🤮54.59%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 109 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 September 2026 to 18 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

17 Sept 2026, 10:54 UTC188 views6 reactionsread 19 September 2026

今晚p优惠一张pp优惠两张,前三名🉑得哦

💩51

17 Sept 2026, 05:47 UTC218 views5 reactionsread 19 September 2026
Photo

开课了哦,宝宝们可以约起来啦

💩41

16 Sept 2026, 07:45 UTC270 views10 reactionsread 19 September 2026

今天休息半天,晚上八点开课😘

5💩5

15 Sept 2026, 16:42 UTC300 views10 reactionsread 19 September 2026
Forwarded from @GZNMMTL

【嫩妹报告】https://t.me/GZNMHEJI 【老师艺名】小u 【联系方式】@xiaou088 【所在位置】 天河智荟 【验证留名】 哈机密 【验证时间】 9月 【修车费用】 700p 【颜值身材】 世界上最好看的女孩 【服务内容】 有🐍,陪浴,调情,口 【服务态度】 世界上最有态度的老师 【优点缺点】 太幽默了,对我来说全是优点 【推荐程度】 强烈推荐,我是小u舔狗 【体验细节】 态度好,进门就主动和我聊天 很幽默 会逗人开心 身材也好 胸也很软 给我口的时候非常舒服 让我受不了 后面给我👅上面的时候口技也十分不错 逼也紧 动两下就受不了 虽然腿上面得伤还没好 但是非常配合我 让他怎么样就怎么样 叫的也骚 耳朵要怀孕了 胸真的很好看 长得液十分甜美 让我一进门就想冲上去吃了 我123被秒了。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 👎🏿府上专员严查假报告!写手代谢出门右转! 报告提交:@Chenyaoy

👍5💩5

15 Sept 2026, 16:26 UTC298 views9 reactionsread 19 September 2026
Forwarded from @GZNMMTL

【嫩妹报告】https://telegram.me/GZNMHEJI 【老师艺名】小u 【联系方式】@xiaou088 【所在位置】天河 【验证留名】Li 【验证时间】9.8 【修车费用】p700 【颜值身材】9.5分 【服务内容】洗澡,🐍,69 【服务态度】服务态度满分 【优点缺点】优点是嫩跟服务态度好,还有下面水很多,没什么缺点 【推荐程度】满分 【体验细节】妹妹很不错,进门直接聊天,聊起来了,妹妹还会发出娇喘的声音,整得我很上头,受不了就让妹妹给我口,妹妹很听话我说怎么样她都很配合,然后就上了床,妹妹从上到下给我舔,舔的我实在受不了,我就开始跟妹妹互舔,被我舔好多水,我一把按住就擦了进去,只感觉热乎乎的,特舒服,妹妹的娇喘声音真的特别骚,没多久我就忍不住射了,然后休息了一会给我洗完澡就走了。真的很不错。 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 👎🏿府上专员严查假报告!写手代谢出门右转! 报告提交:@Cheny

🥰5🤮4

15 Sept 2026, 16:23 UTC267 views10 reactionsread 19 September 2026
Forwarded from @GZNMMTL

【嫩妹报告】https://t.me/GZNMHEJI 【老师艺名】小u 【联系方式】@xiaou088 【所在位置】棠下 【验证留名】哈哈 【验证时间】9.14 【修车费用】700p 【颜值身材】年轻,好看,皮肤好,素颜都好看 【服务内容】课表上面的 【服务态度】5星 【优点缺点】非常年轻哇塞,服务态度好,长相清纯可爱,各种姿势都配合,就像自己女朋友一样,非常值得过来体验一下,下次再反 【推荐程度】非常推荐 【体验细节】非常可以 ♥️温馨提示: 以上仅代表个人体验,报告仅供参考! 👎🏿府上专员严查假报告!写手代谢出门右转! 报告提交:@Chenyaoyao1_bot

💩5🥰5

15 Sept 2026, 06:21 UTC309 views9 reactionsread 19 September 2026
Photo

开课啦,要约课的宝子可以约起来啦

👍5💩4

14 Sept 2026, 12:57 UTC371 views7 reactionsread 19 September 2026
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约晚课的哥哥们抓紧时间啦

👍5💩2

10 Sept 2026, 13:02 UTC873 views5 reactionsread 19 September 2026
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💐💐💐开奖了💐💐💐 【府上小u半价 抽奖活动】开奖了 本期总参与人数:700 嫩妹币加成数:27 本期抽奖号码数:781 1、听风Wind(消息数20 加成数0)获得:半价/p 2、黄毛小子(陪跑中 )(消息数29 加成数4)获得:pp-400 3、火车便当(消息数25 加成数2)获得:pp-400 兑奖请联系 @xiaou088 谨祝中奖用户大吉大利万事如意 更多资讯请关注

👍5

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @xiaou0888. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“小U的快乐屋” (@xiaou0888), 390 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/xiaou0888.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.