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Channel
Whackanda Times
@whackanda
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
144subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001560901718 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @whackanda |
| Description | Extrablatt! Exctrablatt ! WA-Wahrscheinlich Autisten - Whackanda Ödland Kurier- - Whacky 1984 |
| Created | 4 September 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/whackanda |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 21:16 | 144 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 06:41 | 144 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 28 April 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 February 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 6
- Videos
- 47
- Links
- 18
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 15m 57s
- Average length
- 1m 36s
Measured directly from 10 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Video, posted without a caption
Video, posted without a caption
Triple Upload https://www.youtube.com/@Whacky1984
etwas handlicher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naYfuVCkbZo&ab_channel=%23WhatTheHeck
https://youtu.be/X2hEFpVakfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Jwtdkhl9o&ab_channel=%23WhatTheHeck
https://youtu.be/93dQ2Jn4Zdc
https://youtu.be/mO6r9ahQVjs #SilverSurfer im Kreuzfeuer #Abschlussworte #Analyse #Shitstorm #RageMode #Whacky1984
#SilverSurfer
Upload Wurde auf YT geblockt von "Roozworld" ; daher hier:
Disclaimer: +18 Thematik 🤢 ------ Meinerseits ist eigentlich alles gesagt zu dem Thema . Ich schließe mich den meisten Kommentaren unter den kürzlich hochgeladenen Statements an. Da nun allerdings diverse, widersprüchliche Narrative in Umlauf gebracht wurden , sollte man vielleicht nicht ganz außer Acht lassen, was ganz zu Beginn dieser Thematik noch so inbrünstig getratscht wurde. Ignoriert man das nun einfach? #Ret…
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @whackanda. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 1
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@whackanda named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 1 post, 9 August 2026 – 9 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Whackanda Times” (@whackanda), 144 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/whackanda.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.