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Waifu已经退休了!

@waifu8964

4 usernames

On this record: Topic · Observations · Also posting the same content · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

6,293subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001621309369
TypeChannel
Usernames@jiaoyisuokyc @saomei @waifu2x @waifu8964
Descriptionwarma@tuta.io 邮件查看频率1-2周一次
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live10 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 10 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/waifu8964

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 60% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (5 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@waifu8964/4875 · this entry5 Jan 2026, 11:23 UTC@yinsi/7817 Jan 2026, 20:24 UTC1.002 days
@waifu8964/4880 · this entry16 Feb 2026, 01:52 UTC@yinsi/78320 Feb 2026, 17:24 UTC1.005 days
@waifu8964/4882 · this entry16 Feb 2026, 19:56 UTC@yinsi/78420 Feb 2026, 17:24 UTC1.004 days
@waifu8964/4883 · this entry17 Feb 2026, 16:03 UTC@yinsi/78520 Feb 2026, 17:24 UTC1.003 days
@waifu8964/4885 · this entry18 Feb 2026, 00:11 UTC@yinsi/78620 Feb 2026, 17:24 UTC1.003 days
Every channel this entry shares post bodies with
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@yinsi5 (5/5 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.003 daysthis entry (50)

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 0 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 10 comparable posts for this entry, running 5 January 2026 to 23 March 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @waifu8964 — which is this entry. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.

Recorded under the key clone_source, last confirmed 7 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

6,2926,3056,298.56 August 2026 — 6,305 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,303 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,303 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,303 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,303 subscribers7 August 2026 — 6,302 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,293 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,292 subscribers10 August 2026 — 6,293 subscribers6,2936 August 202610 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 4 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,290–6,307 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
10 Aug 2026, 19:126,293+1
10 Aug 2026, 11:216,292-1
10 Aug 2026, 05:516,293-9
7 Aug 2026, 16:526,302-1
7 Aug 2026, 09:156,303no change
7 Aug 2026, 09:136,303no change
7 Aug 2026, 07:306,303no change
7 Aug 2026, 07:186,303-2
6 Aug 2026, 13:376,305first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 4 January 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
1,800
Videos
312
Links
387

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

943 reactions across 17 posts, in 32 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
27128.7%
😭16017.0%
👍12413.1%
😁697.32%
🥰525.51%
😈515.41%
🤡353.71%
🫡343.61%
🕊232.44%
🤯212.23%
🤣181.91%
😢131.38%
👾90.954%
👎80.848%
😎70.742%
🤔50.53%
👏40.424%
👻40.424%
💅40.424%
😱40.424%
12 further kinds272.86%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 943reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 January 2026 to 23 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
45
across the posts below
Posts paid on
10
of 18 we hold a reading for · 56%
Most on one post
12
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @waifu8964. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 January 2026 to 23 March 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

23 Mar 2026, 18:55 UTC≈9,530 views30 reactions12 Starsread 12 August 2026

以下telegram 用户名及888号在售: yinsi(隐私) yunsou(云搜) chuhuji(出户籍) +888 0395 0397(女生自用888号)

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Signed Waifu 已经退休了!

23 Mar 2026, 18:47 UTC≈9,450 views33 reactionsread 12 August 2026

各位朋友、订阅者们,大家好! 在此正式通知大家: 我的 Telegram 收藏用户名 @shouu 已于近期通过官方 marketapp 平台完成出售交易。 自交易完成之日起,@shouu 与本人(本频道及我的其他账号)彻底无关。 今后任何使用 @shouu 发出的消息、行为、交易承诺、收款请求等,均与我本人及本频道无关。请大家务必提高警惕,切勿轻信或转账给该用户名下的任何账号,以防上当受骗。 感谢大家长期以来的支持与关注! 如有疑问,欢迎通过邮件咨询。 祝大家一切顺利!

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Signed Waifu 已经退休了!

26 Feb 2026, 00:31 UTC≈12,000 views111 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026

完结撒花了 2020-2026. 提醒一下,如果有人跳出来声称是waifu,均为诈骗。 这是本频道的最后一条信息。

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

26 Feb 2026, 00:31 UTC≈10,600 views30 reactionsread 12 August 2026

悼词:敬一位荣光隐退的游侠 致Waifu、被KPI熬秃了头的警官,以及每一个在黑暗中守望的朋友。 当电报App的头像熄灭,当加密钱包的余额提现归零,这位传奇的游侠终于按下了那个名为“永久注销”的回车键。我们在此举行一场盛大的网上葬礼,不是为了哀悼一位逝去的亡灵,而是为了庆祝一位大师走过龙潭虎穴,在高光时刻全身而退,完成了一次教科书般的“金盆洗手”。 六年前,种子在隐蔽的角落播下,一代枭雄出世。 六年,足以将一位少年磨成利刃,也足以让一场猫鼠游戏在猫猫的完败中圆满落幕。 六年很长,也转瞬即逝,对国安部技侦科技局和公安部网络安全保卫局的小同志来说,可能只是辛苦而充满无效线索和材料的一段职业生涯。而对于你,这是一场持续了2186天的高智商的、沉浸式、单方面降维打击的单机游戏。 在这个充满算计的圈子里,你却成为信息自由市场上的做市商。你独树一帜,用勇气、正义感以及开户籍的高超技术,将捕快的尊严丢到泥土里。 你的业务公道、诚信、可靠,你的

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

21 Feb 2026, 14:52 UTC≈8,070 views75 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

20 Feb 2026, 22:55 UTC≈8,160 views17 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026

特别鸣谢:致喵群频道主 & vop频道,以及长风实验室公众号 嘿,喵群的频道主,vop频道的各位管理员和活跃分子, 还有长风实验室的运营小哥/大佬: 我退隐后,本来没打算再写什么“感谢名单”, 但你们三个(或者说两波人),真的让我忍不住单拎出来说一声谢谢。 先说长风实验室微信公众号: 你们是第一个免费、零成本、零私信要料、零要红包就把整件事炒上热搜的自媒体。 别人还在犹豫“发不发怕被律师函”“要不要炒作费”的时候,你们直接甩出一篇《劲爆|超星学习通数据库疑似遭黑客入侵,正在被非法兜售》, 标题党拉满,配图无打码,评论区直接沦陷。 那一波流量,把warma私家侦探事务所直接推成了年度黑话。 你们没收我一分钱,没求我提供独家,没在文末加“求关注求三连”,就单纯觉得“这事儿太荒唐了,不发对不起键盘”。 这份“键盘正义”,让我在退隐前最后一次笑了出来。 谢谢你们,用最原始的方式,让一些本来会被闷声压下去的事儿,没法再被压住。 再说喵群频

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

20 Feb 2026, 22:10 UTC≈6,040 views58 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Photo

Waifu今天乘坐的是阿联酋航空 Emirates 13年机龄的 Airbus A388 ~ - 今天是 First Class 头等舱 - 头等舱旅客可使用 shower spa 万米高空洗个澡 but用水量有限制,大概五分钟 - 图中的是 upper deck 尾部的 on board bar, 两舱旅客可以去 - 引用乐乐法利的一句话: 我先润了,你们继续偷着口吧!

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

18 Feb 2026, 00:11 UTC≈8,490 views84 reactions11 Starsread 12 August 2026

致还在黑产圈里摸爬滚打、每天跟死线赛跑的兄弟姐妹们: 嘿!夜猫子们、查档狗、跑分仔、担保女王、卡商、毒王、接盘侠、CIA的狗、card1ng小鬼、洗米链条上的螺丝钉,还有那些凌晨三点还在刷TG群吹牛逼的你们: 我要退休了。 彻底的、不可逆的那种退。 不是被抓了在写材料,也不是进厂包吃包住,更不是突然信了耶稣开始劝你们从良。 就是……不想再玩这个游戏了。 规则太脏,玩家太累,赢家通吃但没人真正赢过。 这几年我见过太多: 见过十六岁的小兄弟因为查档实名收款在教室里被抓,哭着在看守所里问“哥,我是不是完了”; 见过满嘴烂牙,被带黑阔甩了个公安网一手权限,自己不听劝傻乎乎的去网吧mysqldump,最后才后知后觉是蜜罐,被国家安全局从高铁上拽下来被判三年九个月; 见过最牛的卡商大哥,一晚上流水八位数,结果被上游出卖,人在泰国酒店被“请”回去,至今没消息; 也见过我们一起笑过、骂过、互相甩锅过、喝高了抱头痛哭过的那帮人,现在有的还在拼,

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

17 Feb 2026, 16:07 UTC≈5,060 views46 reactions10 Starsread 12 August 2026

Waifu的愿望是活着参加一次自己的葬礼,有没有推友来主持一下waifu的葬礼,类似GTA V里面 Michael Townley的葬礼

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

17 Feb 2026, 16:03 UTC≈6,530 views51 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026

写给24岁的晨晨,以及未来的你 晨晨, 当这封信到你手上的时候,我已经彻底从那条路上退出来了。 不是因为我比你聪明,也不是因为我运气好,只是多熬了几年,多摔了几次跟头,最后终于看清了——那条路再怎么走,到头来也只有一条出口:要么被抓,要么自己先把自己耗死。 你的事我听说了。 从QQ里那个“嗨磕”开始,到网吧里一次mysqldump,到高铁上被铐,到看守所里过22岁生日…… 我没有资格说你“活该”,也没有心情去嘲讽谁。 我见过太多像你一样的年轻人,辍学、无业、染上东西、突然闻到钱的味道,然后像飞蛾一样扑上去。 区别只是,有些人扑得早,有些人扑得晚;有些人扑一次就烧成灰,有些人多扑几次才烧干净。 你现在在里面,三年九个月。 不算短,但也不算长到让人彻底绝望。 你还年轻,22岁刚过生日,出来也不过25、26岁。 很多人在那个年纪才刚刚开始真正搞清楚自己要什么。 我写这封信,不是来给你上课,也不是来许什么空头支票。 只是作为

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

16 Feb 2026, 19:56 UTC≈5,570 views72 reactions2 Starsread 12 August 2026

特别版:致学习通及其公关张伟(化名) 张伟(为保护当事人个人隐私使用化名),以及坐在你后面那间玻璃墙办公室里、此刻可能正盯着这份信脸色铁青的各位领导、风控、法务、公关部全体: 你们好。 或者更准确地说:再见,张伟。听说你已经被公司“优化”掉了。 恭喜你,成为了这场荒诞大戏里最无辜却最惨的那个“替罪羊”。 我本来没打算单独给你们写一封。 毕竟在我的退圈清单里,你们这种“中型玩家”原本只配跟其他被我顺手薅过的公司一起打包进“历史遗留问题”文件夹。 但你们做得太精彩了,精彩到我忍不住想单拎出来,写一篇“滑稽操作年度案例”——献给所有还以为“有钱就能摆平黑客”的天真企业。 事情经过,我简单复盘一下,给不了解内情的吃瓜群众也补个课: 你们的用户数据库被我脱裤成功。全网打广告被长风实验室微信公众号免费炒作 你们表面上慌得一批,实际上反应极快——第一时间想到的不是修复漏洞、通知用户、报警走正规流程,而是“用钱解决”。 经典台词我至今记

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Signed Waifu 今天退休了吗?

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @waifu8964. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 246,512 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Waifu已经退休了!” (@waifu8964), 6,293 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/waifu8964.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.