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Вялый штурмовик

@vyalyisturmovik

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

496subscribers

-8 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002225072770
TypeChannel
Username@vyalyisturmovik
Created5 July 2024measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/vyalyisturmovik

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

4965045007 August 2026 — 504 subscribers8 August 2026 — 504 subscribers15 August 2026 — 502 subscribers22 August 2026 — 501 subscribers29 August 2026 — 499 subscribers7 September 2026 — 497 subscribers14 September 2026 — 496 subscribers7 August 202614 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 38 days, net -8. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 495–505 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Sept 2026, 21:59496-1
7 Sept 2026, 00:00497-2
29 Aug 2026, 20:02499-2
22 Aug 2026, 11:46501-1
15 Aug 2026, 02:47502-2
8 Aug 2026, 04:17504no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:59504first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 17 February 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 May 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
2m 43s
Average length
18s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

642 reactions across 19 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣21834.0%
👍11718.2%
🫡8513.2%
🔥457.01%
💯355.45%
custom 5275973427390336557314.83%
😎314.83%
custom 5274113113845680166162.49%
🥰162.49%
101.56%
😁101.56%
🏆81.25%
❤‍🔥60.935%
30.467%
😈30.467%
🤔30.467%
10.156%
👌10.156%
👏10.156%
😡10.156%
1 further kind10.156%

Custom emoji. 2 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 642 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 17 February 2025 to 8 May 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Feb 2025, 18:39 UTC≈3,790 views43 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Рыжий вернулся с БЗ с трофеем😎 Настоящий защитник! 🫡 Доброй ночи 🌙 Всем добра!!! 🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🫡24😎9🏆5👍211🥰1

23 Feb 2025, 13:18 UTC≈3,640 views40 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Вот и договорились 😁 Всем добра!!!🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🤣35😈3💯2

23 Feb 2025, 08:51 UTC≈3,420 views53 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Работаем братья!!!🤙🤙🤙 Всем добра!!!🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🫡46custom 52741131138456801667

23 Feb 2025, 04:50 UTC≈2,790 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Золотые слова👆🫡🤝🤙 Доброе утро!!! Всем добра!!! 🤝🫡🤙😈😈😈

💯92

23 Feb 2025, 04:49 UTC≈2,380 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @philologist_zov

"...солдатам этой войны завещаю никогда больше не ссориться на тему того, когда отмечать День Защитника Отечества - 22 или 23 февраля. Просто бухайте два дня. Все, кто доживёт до Победы, будут иметь право на этот двойной выходной с опохмелом 24-го на всю свою оставшуюся жизнь. А дальше - станет традицией" (c) Мурз, 21.02.2024

👍22💯7🫡6

22 Feb 2025, 22:13 UTC≈2,590 views54 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Поздровляю с 23 февраля Днём защитников Отечества, настоящих защитников. Я обращаюсь к той части мужского населения России, которые понимают, что они НЕ защита нашего Отечества! Вы должны признаться главное себе, что непричастны к этому празднику и отказаться от поздравлений в этот день! Вы можете предложить тем, кто вас будет поздравлять, перенаправить денежные суммы от подарка на нужды участников СВО. Не ваш э

👍31💯10🔥5🫡4custom 527411311384568016621😡1

Signed Ламоть

22 Feb 2025, 06:42 UTC≈1,910 views49 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

АдМэн 😈 получил на вооружение, новейшую разработку МО под кодовым названием,, Пэрэмогы нэ будэ!'' Дрожи хахоль😈 Я еду!😁😈😈 Доброе утро 🌄 Всем добра!!! 🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🤣22👍17🔥7custom 527597342739033655721

Signed Ламоть

21 Feb 2025, 15:31 UTC≈1,830 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Не мог не выложить 😈😈😈 Всем добра!!!🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🤣18custom 52741131138456801662

Signed Ламоть

21 Feb 2025, 13:16 UTC≈2,910 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Эт Вам не за любимый ФК болеть 🥳 Всем добра!!!🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🔥14custom 527597342739033655714🤣5🫡2

Signed Ламоть

21 Feb 2025, 08:54 UTC≈1,540 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Когда подписал контракт в нормальном подразделение 😁 Всем добра!!!🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

👍16🥰64🤗1

Signed Ламоть

20 Feb 2025, 15:48 UTC≈1,540 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Урок первой медицинской помощи Действительность 😁🫡🤝🤙😈😈😈

🤣17🤔3😁2custom 52741131138456801662👌1

Signed Ламоть

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @vyalyisturmovik. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Вялый штурмовик” (@vyalyisturmovik), 496 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vyalyisturmovik.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.