Юридический абсурд и немного теории уголовного права от адвоката по уголовным делам, к.ю.н., доц., доцента кафедры уголовного права и криминологии КубГУ Анастасии Константиновны Князькиной @Anast_Konst
Контент 18+
Created
Between 1 December 2021 and 31 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 306–308 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
8 Aug 2026, 07:49
307
no change
7 Aug 2026, 10:21
307
first reading
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 8 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈390
Videos
≈89
Links
≈1,390
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
1m 15s
Average length
38s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
68 reactions across 19 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
24
35.3%
👍
15
22.1%
🦄
11
16.2%
😭
9
13.2%
🔥
2
2.94%
😁
2
2.94%
🫡
2
2.94%
🎉
1
1.47%
🤔
1
1.47%
🤯
1
1.47%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 68reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 8 March 2026 to 19 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Изменения в Пленум о краже, грабеже, разбое
Текст постановления Пленума опубликован, и пройдёмся по основным пунктам.
Не хочу сказать, что «гора родила мышь», но ожиданий (по слухам) было больше. Там, например, вроде как хотели с квалификацией кражи под прицелом видеокамер разобраться (смотри обсуждение тут, с 24 минуты), наверное, чем-то ещё интересно-спорным. В итоге – в основном самоочевидные вещи.
🔹Все уже оттоп…
Спрос на тюрьмы вырос в России из-за нового вида туризма: люди покупают номера в закрытых зонах, чтобы отдохнуть от городской суеты и проникнуться вайбами легендарных заключённых типа Фёдора Михайловича Достоевского.
По данным Mash, самая популярная гостиница-тюрьма находится в Тобольске (там с 9 по 20 января 1850 года находился Достоевский во время этапа в Омск). Остальные разбросаны по другим регионам. Из всех вар…
И как установить, кого привлекать к ответственности за ущерб?
https://t.me/ENews112/26099
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @vstatvsem. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Прошу всех встать” (@vstatvsem), 307 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vstatvsem.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
