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Плыви, Муму!

@vseprostoonline

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

146subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001515731335
TypeChannel
Username@vseprostoonline
DescriptionЖизнерадостность - это выбор. Здесь общаемся и вместе смеемся над всякой ерундой. Лайф блог актрисы и психолога С вами делится секретами и юморит Олеся Локшина @magistr_pro
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/vseprostoonline

Growth

1467 Aug 2026, 13:51 — 146 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 20:47 — 146 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 13:518 Aug 2026, 20:47
2 measurements spanning 1 day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 145–147 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 20:47146no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:51146first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 20 December 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
449
Videos
190
Links
396

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
23s
Average length
12s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

250 reactions across 20 posts, in 28 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 12.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥3212.8%
❤‍🔥3112.4%
🤣2811.2%
custom 5352871660024246779197.60%
💯187.20%
custom 6039583097534550673166.40%
124.80%
custom 5395732581780040886114.40%
custom 5256041592271157291104.00%
😍93.60%
🎄83.20%
👏83.20%
😁83.20%
72.80%
🤩52.00%
custom 534404030532053639941.60%
👀41.60%
🥰41.60%
custom 530538195752427253120.8%
custom 543585378684738752720.8%
8 further kinds124.80%

Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 250reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 20 December 2025 to 23 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Feb 2026, 12:36 UTC≈1,750 views15 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ба: Леня, ты мне мясо к 16:30 привезешь? Леня: я не могу к 16:30, у меня квест на 16:30( 📱 Плыви, Муму!

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22 Feb 2026, 16:19 UTC465 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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31 Jan 2026, 10:02 UTC658 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Продолжите фразу: "Не забыть... так же тщетно пытаться, как..." Мой вариант Не забыть, так же тщетно пытаться, как говорить "ты только не обижайся" 😁 📱 Плыви, Муму!

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28 Jan 2026, 16:41 UTC531 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Что было дальше история умалчивает 😁 📱 Плыви, Муму!

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22 Jan 2026, 12:52 UTC608 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Поэтому Мультимодальная терапия лучшая. Пиздюли красиво вплетённые в лекцию 🤣🔥 Психолог как хорошая проститутка, должен уметь ВСЁ. Никогда не знаешь, что зайдёт клиенту 😝🤣❤️😘

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22 Jan 2026, 12:31 UTC516 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Из недавнего на консультации: — Олесь, если честно, я сходила к тебе и еще одному специалисту со своим вопросом. Хотела сравнить. Всегда так делаю. В общем она попыталась прочитать мне лекцию, а ты дала пи₽дюлей. Так что я выбрала тебя. Я в шоках, товарищи. Спасибо за этот опыт, со мной такое впервые 💅 📱 Плыви, Муму!

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14 Jan 2026, 12:41 UTC658 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

custom 53440403053205363993custom 60395830975345506733❤‍🔥2🔥2🤩1😍1

9 Jan 2026, 17:41 UTC996 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Курьерская доставка сегодня выглядит примерно так. Все засыпало, но мы спешим предупреждает Озон и привозит-таки заказ, хоть и за 3 часа вместо 30 мин. Чего не скажешь о Самокате, где могут просто отменить заказ 🤷‍♀️ Похоже, погода решила выдать нам снега за все мольбы в ноябре и декабре) Доставку заказывали? Приехала? 📱 Плыви, Муму!

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9 Jan 2026, 16:22 UTC774 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Москву замело. Выходили сегодня? Я пока нет 😁 📱 Плыви, Муму!

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7 Jan 2026, 17:16 UTC873 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Мужчина, способный за собой убрать - мечта каждой женщины. Мне повезло, муж готов включаться в домашние дела без "вдруг война, а я уставший". При этом учит меня расслабляться и отдыхать. В психологии есть упражнение для повернутых на чистоте женщин (таких как я): бросить котлету посреди кухни и уйти спать. С подходом мужа, мне это упражнение не понадобится. Спасибо, что делаешь меня спокойнее ❤️ Раньше все свободн

❤‍🔥54🎄3🔥2custom 53440403053205363991custom 53957325817800408861

5 Jan 2026, 12:02 UTC≈1,300 views16 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Даня (племянник 3,5 года): это кто? Сестра: Леся Даня: наша Леся? Сестра: да Даня: о! Она тоже любит машинки 📱 Плыви, Муму! #Даня

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30 Dec 2025, 16:02 UTC≈1,260 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Всех, кто мысленно уже празднует, поздравляю с окончанием рабочих процессов в 2025 🎄 Переключаемся на режим отдыха и выдыхаем. В новом году мы возвращаемся к работе с 2 января. Бабуля ждет желающих в гости на пирожки 👌 На трансформационных играх смотрим, что нам мешает оказаться в точке Б 🃏 Никакого отдыха не планировали. Будет как будет. Из хотелок: 🌲 Покататься на сноубордах 🌲 На коньках 🌲 Поваляться 🌲 Погуля

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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @vseprostoonline. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Плыви, Муму!” (@vseprostoonline), 146 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vseprostoonline.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.