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Живая водица💦

@voditsalive

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143subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001214415312
TypeChannel
Username@voditsalive
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/voditsalive

Growth

1437 Aug 2026, 13:50 — 143 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 21:46 — 143 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 13:508 Aug 2026, 21:46
2 measurements spanning 1 day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 142–144 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 21:46143no change
7 Aug 2026, 13:50143first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 5 December 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
78.3%
avg views ÷ 143 subscribers
Avg views / post
112
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
8.04%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 18 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 2 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 23 July 2026
Posts held18 (5 December 202523 July 2026)
Views total224
Reactions total9
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 21:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
243
Videos
44
Links
58

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
1m 59s
Average length
40s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

320 reactions across 16 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
9128.4%
❤‍🔥8025.0%
🔥4313.4%
😍195.94%
🕊185.63%
💯175.31%
🙏175.31%
👍103.13%
92.81%
🤔51.56%
👏41.25%
🫡41.25%
🥰20.625%
🗿10.313%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 320reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 5 December 2025 to 23 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

23 Jul 2026, 12:56 UTC112 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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6 Jul 2026, 18:15 UTC195 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026

СЕЗОН ПИОНОВ. 03.07.2026 Часть 2. Слава - мой сосед и друг детства. Его дед, его отец, как и сам Слава сейчас - рукастые мужики и хорошие хозяева. Сразу нашлась и связка ключей (подбирали подходящий), и дрель по металлу (может, вскроем замочную скважину?), и еще другие неизвестные мне инструменты (снять стекла и попасть в дом через окно). Но ломать, как говорится, не строить. И мы решили оставить дом без каких-либо

❤‍🔥85🕊31

2 Jul 2026, 22:09 UTC169 views32 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

СЕЗОН ПИОНОВ. 03.07.2026 Часть 1. Дача. Конец июня. Половина участка приведена в порядок (как вообще человек решил, что порядок устанавливает он?), вторая колосится высокой травой и цветами с белыми зонтиками (в народе именуются «снытью»). Я пошла обрезать ветки у разросшейся ели, как вдруг совершенно случайно, в тени хвойных лап вижу три плотно свернутых розовых бутона. Пионы! Когда-то эти кусты сажала еще моя баб

14❤‍🔥9🕊4🙏3😍2

20 Jun 2026, 20:02 UTC184 views45 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

В текстах Мераба есть мысль про различия между вещами личными и вещами «общих значений». В общих значениях завтра - самый длинный день лета (длительность светового дня). Лично же переживала сегодня свой собственный самый длинный день лета, а может и года (на самом деле - День Жизни). В 6 утра радостная вскочила с кровати, схватила сумку и прыгнула в такси. Слушала «Самиздат» и щурилась от солнца. Приехала на дачу

❤‍🔥18😍14🔥7🕊42

2 Jun 2026, 05:35 UTC213 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026

РОЖДЕННЫЕ В СССР Существует ли сериал, увлекательнее жизни? Существует ли сериал, сложнее жизни? Существует ли сериал, красивее жизни? Пожалуй, нет. Увлекательный, сложный и красивый сериал о людях, чья жизнь запечатлена в 7, потом в 14, 21 и 28 лет. «Рожденные в СССР». «Семилетние» ~ 1989 год «Четырнадцатилетние» ~ 1996 год «Двадцатиоднолетние» ~ 2003 год «Двадцативосьмилетние» ~ 2010 год (эти серии можно найти в

5❤‍🔥3🔥2👍1👏1

23 May 2026, 20:56 UTC192 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

К мемам вернемся, как придет время😉 Пока делюсь интервью с любимейшим Наумом Клейманом, посмотрела подряд два раза: https://youtu.be/Wph5N6AFhL0?si=asz5xTyYwdSYElfV Тончайший по интонации и сути разговор о том, зачем нам искусство и как отличить искусство от «искусства»?

❤‍🔥6🔥4🙏3

5 May 2026, 22:11 UTC252 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ну, что? Ну что? Продолжим переводить мемы с символически-бессознательного на символически-сознательный?😎

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24 Apr 2026, 06:06 UTC303 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Спасибо каждому, кто готов прорываться 🙏🏻❤️📚 Текст здесь: https://t.me/podruzkahockey/16509

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22 Apr 2026, 20:32 UTC300 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026

ЗДРАВСТВУЙ. Мы все хотим быть замеченными и узнанными. В пределе - хотим просто быть. И вот, в мир приходит новый человек. Ему рассказывают о том, что тут так принято - говорить друг другу Здравствуй. Обычай такой. Он здоровается с людьми, они улыбаются и отвечают: Здравствуй. Но однажды соседка, не моргнув и глазом, молча и быстро проходит мимо. Да, она не обязана отвечать. Да, не все наши ожидания будут оправда

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26 Feb 2026, 05:16 UTC330 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Сначала с малышом не здоровается соседка. Потом ролик набирает миллионы просмотров и сотни тысяч репостов. Вскоре огромное количество людей с разных концов света присылает мальчику своё «здравствуй». Что видите? Что происходит на символическом уровне?

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22 Feb 2026, 12:08 UTC326 views35 reactionsread 8 August 2026

О СИМВОЛЕ СМЕРТИ. Посмотрите, как спокойно и аккуратно сотрудник крематория выполняет свою работу. Так, словно в мире ничего не изменилось после смерти человека. Так и есть: в мире ничего не изменится, когда человека не станет. Деревья продолжат расти, зимы будут сменяться вёснами и сотрудник крематория будет делать свою работу каждый день. Однажды в печи и потом в ящичке будут те тела, которые мы с вами называем св

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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @voditsalive. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Живая водица💦” (@voditsalive), 143 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/voditsalive.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.