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На старт, внимание, жопа!

@vnimaniejopa

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

39subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003091005428
TypeChannel
Username@vnimaniejopa
CreatedBetween 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live13 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 13 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/vnimaniejopa

Growth

394039.57 August 2026 — 39 subscribers10 August 2026 — 39 subscribers14 August 2026 — 40 subscribers13 September 2026 — 39 subscribers7 August 202613 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 37 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 39–40 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
13 Sept 2026, 23:3639-1
14 Aug 2026, 18:5740+1
10 Aug 2026, 20:3039no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:3939first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 31 December 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 05s
Average length
33s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

207 reactions across 18 posts, in 34 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁5225.1%
🔥188.70%
136.28%
115.31%
🤩115.31%
🎄94.35%
😭83.86%
🎅73.38%
😎73.38%
😢73.38%
❤‍🔥62.90%
🍾52.42%
🐳52.42%
👻52.42%
31.45%
🎉31.45%
🏆31.45%
👏31.45%
💊31.45%
🤝31.45%
14 further kinds2512.1%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 207 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 31 December 2025 to 16 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

16 Jul 2026, 19:33 UTC124 views6 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Погоооооооодные качееееели Летят летят летяяяяяяяяяяяяяят 👻👻👻👍👻

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16 Jul 2026, 19:32 UTC124 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

❗️Ночью температура воздуха опустится до +7…+9°C — синоптики называют такую погоду аномально холодной для середины июля. Но уже завтра и в выходные в регион вернётся настоящее лето: ожидается солнечная и тёплая погода. Подписаться на Красногорск Наш канал в MAX

🐳2😱2🌚1

16 Jul 2026, 19:32 UTC121 views5 reactionsread 10 August 2026

❗️Завтрашняя жара в Москве может достигнуть +30 градусов, предупреждают синоптики. Запасаемся водой @mosjournal

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8 Apr 2026, 16:28 UTC357 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

Своевременность - моё второе имя 💪 Первое - Не 😏

🏆3🎅2🐳2💅1😁1

10 Mar 2026, 19:12 UTC440 views15 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Photo

А вот ещё случай был. Довелось мне отвозить документы в фссп😏 и дама в окошке категорически отказалась их принимать, аргументируя это тем, что улица Койкого, где прописан должник, к их зоне ответственности не относится. А дело было во время активного глушения этих ваших интернетов, погуглить на месте не представлялось возможным. И у дамы в окошке классификатор адресов не подключён. Прошлось возвращаться домой, к ра

😁10👻31🌚1

6 Mar 2026, 18:58 UTC349 views11 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video

Именно так я начала съезжать с катушек 20 лет назад 🥳🥳🥳 так что шансов остаться в здравом уме у меня не было ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

😁7💅1💊1🤣1custom 53256846845442899881

20 Feb 2026, 13:36 UTC493 views23 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Мальчик: тарелочницы Мужчина: женщина неизвестного возраста, внешности и возможно с детьми? Возьми сырники!!! Егор Котов! Сегодня вы вернули мне веру в человечество. Надеюсь, они поженятся 🥰

🤩11😎52💘2👏1💊1🖕1

10 Feb 2026, 11:28 UTC390 views7 reactionsread 10 August 2026

О, я прохожу по росту, весу и размеру ноги!!! 3 параметра!!! Что носят на Марсе в этом сезоне? SPF брать? 🤔

😁3👾21💊1

10 Feb 2026, 11:28 UTC524 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @fontankaspbPhoto

«Роскосмос» продолжает конкурсный отбор россиян в космонавты. Чтобы наконец-то улететь с этой планеты, необходимо: a) быть не старше 35 лет b) иметь высшее образование в области точных, естественных или медицинских наук с) иметь средний балл в дипломе не ниже 4 d) отработать по специальности не менее трех лет. Кандидат в космонавты также должен находиться в хорошей физической форме: рост 150-190 см, вес 50-90 кг, но

🔥5👨‍💻21🐳1🖕1

31 Jan 2026, 10:21 UTC481 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Младший админ потерял дар речи. Для общения использует заметки. Потому что когда ему полечили зубы, погрыз щёку изнутри своими новыми зубами. Под анестезией. Ну и вот...

😢72😁1

30 Jan 2026, 17:10 UTC339 views8 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video

Коллеги, у всех появилось новогоднее настроение? 🎄

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28 Jan 2026, 07:03 UTC396 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Forwarded from @gor_prosvett

Девочки, сегодня хороший день года, чтобы выйти замуж за прынца. Из-за снежного коллапса мальчики из дорогих машин либо поедут на метро, где с ними можно будет удачно познакомиться, либо упёрто поедут на машинах, впилятся вам в бок и с ними можно будет удачно познакомиться. Таким образом, разумные поженятся на разумных, а упёртые - на упёртых. Ну, с богом, поехали!

😁4🤝3👏21

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @vnimaniejopa. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“На старт, внимание, жопа!” (@vnimaniejopa), 39 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vnimaniejopa.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.