5 measurements spanning 36 days, net -3. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 149–152 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Sept 2026, 01:01
149
-3
4 Sept 2026, 18:57
152
+1
14 Aug 2026, 13:05
151
-1
8 Aug 2026, 19:31
152
no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:45
152
first reading
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 6 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 13 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
248 reactions across 17 posts, in 22 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 38.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
96
38.7%
😁
46
18.5%
🔥
34
13.7%
custom 5363908119657200717
16
6.45%
🤡
8
3.23%
🥰
6
2.42%
🏆
5
2.02%
🕊
5
2.02%
😢
5
2.02%
❤🔥
4
1.61%
🐳
4
1.61%
👍
4
1.61%
😭
4
1.61%
⚡
2
0.806%
👨💻
2
0.806%
✍
1
0.403%
💔
1
0.403%
💘
1
0.403%
😇
1
0.403%
🤝
1
0.403%
2 further kinds
2
0.806%
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 248 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2025 to 13 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 17 we hold a reading for · 6%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @vlad_oh_my_god. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 17 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 6 July 2025 to 13 May 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
5.88%
1 of 17 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
1,240
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
829
over 15 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2SDnjdG5geR
1
6 July 2025
6 July 2025
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2025 to 13 May 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
приехал пхд студент из епфл в отпуск. лежит под пальмой, тут ему звонит профессор, говорит мол ахуел он, дедлайн на aaai, надо статьи писать, а не отдыхать. ну нечего делать, стажер пошел скейлинг лоуз для ллм запускать. попивает пина коладу, промптит клод, чтобы он ему график нарисовал, а рядом на ветке сидит обезьяна и постоянно за ним наблюдает. как-то раз отошел стажер, возвращается, а обезьяна уже вместо него за…
Сегодня всемирный день писателя.
По этому случаю дублирую мой маленький рассказ про писателя.
Сумасшедший писатель
Жил был один писатель, который всю свою жизнь кормил письменный стол рукописями. А все потому, что тучные редакторы в журналах и издательствах называли его бездарностью.
Сам он испытывал желудок на прочность лапшой быстрого приготовления, работал на вредном производстве, иногда просыпался трезвым, сч…
Новааая волнааа
Представьте: лежит условный Владик на диване, вайбует, хочет музычку послушать. Открывает «Мою Волну». Нажимает «Плей». Играет не то. Он нажимает «Настроить». Решает, какой активностью он занимается, скроллит, выбирает. Дальше решает, какое у него настроение – спокойное или грустное. Следующий фильтр: «Хм, а я хочу незнакомую музыку послушать или популярную? А если вся популярная музыка – незнакомая?…
Не писал, не писал, и кааак написал!
Сочинение на две с половиной тысячи слов о полутора годах работы с LLM-агентами, RAG, тул-коллами и всей этой модной историей во времена, когда это только становилось популярным.
Ссылочка на Хабр
«Как я провёл лето»
с AIRI!
Восемь утра. Пять часов сна. Снова заснул за ноутбуком. Уж сильно рубит в четырёх часовых поясах от Москвы. Завтрак в контейнере. Автобус для лохов, выходить вовремя тоже, поэтому хасаним на лекции через пол-Томска на самокатах. Едем гордо, потому что меж накачанных грудей болтается бейдж с надписью «AIRI». Расшифровывается как «Это Вам Не Хуй Моржовый». Сука, чуть не упал на бордюре. Сук…
не «устроился на стажку в т-банк», а «стал содержанкой капитализма»
❤13
Signed Влад Отпад
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @vlad_oh_my_god. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Vlad, Oh My God!” (@vlad_oh_my_god), 149 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vlad_oh_my_god.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
