Channel
@verylongway
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214subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001400067506 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @verylongway |
| Created | Between 1 June 2018 and 30 September 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/verylongway |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Aug 2026, 21:38 | 214 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 07:13 | 215 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 03:46 | 215 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 19 August 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (19 August 2025 – 6 August 2026) |
| Views total | 74 |
| Reactions total | 13 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 9 Aug 2026, 03:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
275 reactions across 19 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 98 | 35.6% | |
| ❤ | 73 | 26.5% | |
| 🤣 | 70 | 25.5% | |
| 👏 | 28 | 10.2% | |
| 😐 | 3 | 1.09% | |
| 🤯 | 3 | 1.09% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 275reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 August 2025 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Мы с братьями, при любом удобном случае, оставались с ночевкой у наших бабушки и деда, а на каникулах и вовсе, пропадали в их доме неделями. Большой огород, спокойные улицы для футбика и пара озёр неподалёку, всё что нужно для хорошего детства. В огороде мы убивали орков, злых мутантов из людей икс и монстров из мортал комбата, потом обливались водой из колодца, кричали: «ааайсссс», как в рекламе и бежали греться на …
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Channel name was changed to «арутюн шагоян»
Вышел мой монолог https://youtu.be/9hsIJ-CIrJU?si=X-xZkvb8aW2AgBys
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У меня, кстати, скоро монолог на ютубе выйдет. Моё становление как комика в Москве было, так что особо на мою подачу не смотрите, ахах.
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1. Скучаю по времени, когда стендапом занимались задроты с рюкзаком наперевес, водой шишкин лес и обсуждением западных спешлов. Не как блять сейчас, в стендапе одни "интересные личности". Мне вообще посрать кто ты, откуда, где был и что делал. Ты либо умеешь писать смешные шутки, либо нехрен лезть на сцену, это всё таки комедийный жанр, вы уж извините. 2. Процентов восемьдесят шуток, которые я слышу на сегодняшних о…
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Я десять лет выступаю, и вот мой главный совет начинающим комикам: наладьте блядь для начала свою жизнь. Закройте долги, устройтесь на работу, купите себе одежды нормальной, новый телефон, вылечите блядь зубы. Не нужно думать, что вот вот выстрелите и через год всё наладится. Не наладится. За год, так уж точно. Это чуть более долгий процесс. Не нужно блять всё бросать, хастлить и выживать. Работа не как не мешает теб…
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Реальные легенды: Патрис О'Нил, Митч Хедберг, Даг Стенхоуп, Норм Макдональд, Джордж Карлин, Ричард Прайор, Берни Мак. Легенды для твоих пацанов с гримерки: какой-то ебень из токсиков, какая-то телка из женского стендапа, какой-то хуй из опен мик вк, какая-то ебанашка с квна, какой-то додик со стендап рулетки.
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1. Стендаперы не знают, что такое loyalty, но зато прекрасно знают, что такое royalty, потому что они принцесски. 2. Мне как-то один продюсер сказал: "про армян меньше шути, это уже неактуально, избито и стереотипно". Потом смотрю на всех его протеже, а они: "замечали армян на рынке, замечали шашлык машлык ресторан телка молка зелень мелень. Замечали у армян долги, замечали? Понты ещё, понты знаете?" 3. Классически…
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Всё что прочёл за этот год. Можете посоветовать что-нибудь на следующий.
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Photo, posted without a caption
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Внезапно вспомнилось, лет пять назад было. А может и десять. Я уже давно запутался в годах, так и не понял как с 2008-ого настал 16-ый, а после него 22-ой. Ой, стойте, сейчас же 25-ый. Конец 25-ого. В 2008-ом, помню, шли с братьями на футбол, ели сухарики, пили лимонад капитан фрукт. Нам тогда обещали прямую дорогу до Сочи, через горы. Мы представляли как станем старше, сядем в свои машины, возьмем своих девушек и по…
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Я не знал, оказывается, уже как несколько лет, по Российскому законодательству, если ты разводишься, тебя обязуют начать заниматься стендапом. Странные у нас законы, конечно.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @verylongway. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 762,636 of 1,481,243entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“арутюн шагоян” (@verylongway), 214 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/verylongway.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.