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Vawlence station 😜😂

@vawlencestation

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry

145subscribers

-7 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003680222574
TypeChannel
Username@vawlencestation
CreatedBetween 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live2 October 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 2 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/vawlencestation

Topic

National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 25 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 86% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

145152148.57 August 2026 — 152 subscribers8 August 2026 — 152 subscribers15 August 2026 — 151 subscribers23 August 2026 — 149 subscribers30 August 2026 — 148 subscribers8 September 2026 — 147 subscribers2 October 2026 — 145 subscribers7 August 20262 October 2026
7 measurements spanning 56 days, net -7. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 144–153 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
2 Oct 2026, 20:56145-2
8 Sept 2026, 16:36147-1
30 Aug 2026, 07:27148-1
23 Aug 2026, 08:03149-2
15 Aug 2026, 00:48151-1
8 Aug 2026, 19:31152no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:55152first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 1 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
41m 22s
Average length
3m 11s

Measured directly from 13 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC79 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

Justice Crack was left heartbroken after being called by the DSS to retrieve his car, which he had only purchased on loan days before he was picked up by the military—only to discover the vehicle had been wrecked.

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC33 viewsread 8 August 2026
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Lagos State authorities reportedly arrested 15 individuals for allegedly collecting and reselling used disposable plastics and plates to food vendors in the state.

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC41 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

"VeryDarkMan need to be arrested for misl£ading Nigerians on his comment about Sharia law. DSS should arrest and investigate him based on the comment he made on the Sharia Law " —Arewa Youth Leader, Yerima Shettima

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC73 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

"When you don hungry, you go come back" — Carter Efe responded after Kolu cried out saying he no longer have money because he and Carter Efe have parted-away

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC21 viewsread 8 August 2026
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"I and Carter Efe have issue. I no longer have money because Carter Efe sto6p carrying me along to shows. If I ask him for money, he won't give me. I won't go to Carter Efe's Livestream again" —Kolu cries out

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC21 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

Man shares the reason he cancelled his wedding, narrates how he caught his fiancee sl££ping with different guys in the house he bought for her.

10 Jun 2026, 16:03 UTC23 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

The Delta State Police command arrests a woman identified as Joy for allegedly st£aling two babies to replace her deceased twins ahead of her babies dedication ceremony.

6 Jun 2026, 19:35 UTC25 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

B@ndits released video of abducted retired Maj. Gen. Rabe Abubakar and his wife, seeks Katsina state government to release specific arrested b@ndits and return seized livestock for their freedom, with no monetary ransom demanded.

6 Jun 2026, 19:35 UTC27 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

⚠️ GistNG does not support any form of Violence A popular elderly woman who sells Akara and bread at Ani Street along the Ikom-Obudu Road in Cross River State was reportedly caught red-handed mixing human-stool with her grounded beans to fry Akara and sell to the public. The Akara seller was reportedly caught on Friday, June 5th, 2026, as her customers made the horrific discovery.

6 Jun 2026, 19:35 UTC22 viewsread 8 August 2026
Video

Dec0mposing body of a girl was found Inside a gutter in Enugu state, private part and some parts of her b0dy reportedly dismembered.

6 Jun 2026, 19:35 UTC20 viewsread 8 August 2026
Photo

DSS, Forest Guards Intercept Medical Supplies Allegedly Destined for Wounded ISWAP Fighters in Borno State. Operatives of the Department of State Services (DSS) in Borno State, in collaboration with forest guards, have intercepted a large consignment of medical supplies suspected to be intended for fighters of the Islamic State West Africa Province (ISWAP). The operation took place on Friday, June 5, 2026, in the …

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @vawlencestation. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Vawlence station 😜😂” (@vawlencestation), 145 subscribers as measured 2 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vawlencestation.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.