Channel
@vaserclinic
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
41subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001716097568 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @vaserclinic |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/vaserclinic |
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 29 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 03:41 | 41 | +1 |
| 30 Sept 2026, 10:00 | 40 | -1 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 20:34 | 41 | +1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 19:30 | 40 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:05 | 40 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 25 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
10 reactions across 7 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 5 | 50.0% | |
| ❤ | 4 | 40.0% | |
| 👌 | 1 | 10.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 25 March 2026 to 22 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
❓Вопрос: Здравствуйте! Когда будет виден результат после VASER-липосакции? ✅ Ответ: Здравствуйте! Первичный эффект заметен через 3–4 недели, а окончательный результат формируется примерно через 3–6 месяцев после полного схода отёков.
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❓Вопрос: Подходит ли VASER для коррекции фигуры после родов? ✅ Ответ: Часто да, особенно для локальных жировых ловушек. Но окончательное решение принимается после очной консультации и оценки состояния тканей.
✅ Вопрос: Какие зоны можно корректировать с помощью VASER? ❓Ответ: Практически любые: живот, бока, спина, бедра, ягодицы, колени, руки, подбородок, а также зона груди у мужчин. Метод отлично подходит для создания рельефа.
❓Вопрос: Можно ли делать vaser липосакцию, если недавно закончила кормить? ✅ Ответ: Здравствуйте, да, после завершения лактации нет никаких противопоказаний к данному вмешательству.
Первые сутки после липомоделирования (липосакция + липофилинг) Работа Садыхи Шамо Барзановича 🔝
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Пять лет после липоабдоминопластики. Выполнена липосакция спины, липосакция талии, полная абдоминопластика с переносом пупка и ушиванием диастаза. Работу выполнил Тамаров Алексей Николаевич
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https://vk.com/wall-211642269_251
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❓Вопрос: Здравствуйте! Есть ли противопоказания к данной процедуре, если я аллергик? ✅ Ответ: Здравствуйте, о том, что вы аллергик в любом случае нужно сообщить на первичной консультации. Вы будете под особым контролем при любом исходе.
https://vk.com/wall-211642269_250
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❓Вопрос: Чем VASER отличается от обычной липосакции? ✅ Ответ: VASER воздействует на жир ультразвуком, сохраняя ткани и позволяя добиться более точной скульптуры тела.
https://vk.com/wall-211642269_249
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Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @vaserclinic. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“vaserclinic” (@vaserclinic), 41 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vaserclinic.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.