Channel
@vareniktolstolobika
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17subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003659851797 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @vareniktolstolobika |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 30 April 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/vareniktolstolobika |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Sept 2026, 09:19 | 17 | -1 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 11:49 | 18 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 20:46 | 17 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 13:03 | 17 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 30 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
75 reactions across 15 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 17.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🌭 | 13 | 17.3% | |
| ✍ | 11 | 14.7% | |
| 🍌 | 9 | 12.0% | |
| 🎅 | 7 | 9.33% | |
| 💅 | 7 | 9.33% | |
| 👀 | 6 | 8.00% | |
| 🐳 | 5 | 6.67% | |
| 🦄 | 5 | 6.67% | |
| 🌚 | 4 | 5.33% | |
| 🎃 | 3 | 4.00% | |
| 🙏 | 3 | 4.00% | |
| 🕊 | 2 | 2.67% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 75 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 30 April 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
«Трясогузка!» Железнодорожное масло Кукуруза в кадило стала попкорном Колонтитул кутикулы краской Измажусь. Трясогузка! Воскликну я, наглаживая потроха Вскрытой подстаканником рыбы Уха, фугу, особо не разбираюсь Я разбираюсь только в депиляции творожным сыром Трясогузка! Железнодорожное масло Кукуруза в кадило стала попкорном Железнодорожное масло Кукуруза в кадило стала попкорном Колонтитул кутикулы краской Изм…
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Я НЕНАВИЖУ ЖИРНОСТЬ КРЕМА 🐄
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«Нидерланды» Если я откажусь Например От зонта Взяв лапух Кто осудит то? Возможно только казахи Ощутившие вкус кумыса Прочитав Нидерланды С ударением на последний слог
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«Собирательная концепция» Моя хозяйка купила мне на озоне ошейник. Из чугуна, чтобы я не сбежала с плантации Чай, кофе, рис и куркума. Всё собрала. Думаю план эвакуации Сука ты, Татьяна, с этим ошейником, мой муж после кастрации Цветок пустыни, обрезание, во время овуляции Стр. Марокко, г. Марракеш
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Пригородный город приграничный На два три уехать Пакет не нужен, сдачи не надо.
Суть такая: у краба есть наполняемость.
Ощущение ногтей на ногтях. Ненавижу.
Магазин дисков DVD работает с DVD до DVD
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Закрытая страна, отделеная от всех, в виде коробки. Азербайджан
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спите с гондонами главное без гондонов
«Бакалавриат» Стакан жидкого пениса пенится От части. Часовые маршрутизаторы Работают мыльно. Работает мельница Местами акнекутановые кратеры Скрещивание семечка и темечка крупного рогатого скота Сливочное масло в порах поселится Коммунной породы "от пятидесяти до ста" Спина хрустнула как пепельница Столовая ложка не приседает! Ну вот вообще никак! Сука, ну почему ты такая твёрдая в мае Мае, мае, мае, мак Комод, …
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«Династия Фø» Ладонью кокоса, щетинистой Посыпкой мохо, щенястой Очищенная морковь. Ох, вестибюль, ковролином уложенный Алопецией восторженной Брусчатка площади броско Но не слишком Но фь. Кастрат, изготовь Из цельнозернового Хлеба Квас Цилиндром бабушки Собери Перхоть Пропарить, подавать холодным Ох, ситечко ситцевое Сверхурочно растянуто Из ресниц Анны Вявновны Эрб-Фø Огранка гречки.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @vareniktolstolobika. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Я побрею для тебя уличный люк” (@vareniktolstolobika), 17 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vareniktolstolobika.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.