Channel
@umnichauu
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
662subscribers
-21 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001754485744 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @umnichauu |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/umnichauu |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 16:18 | 662 | -4 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 11:36 | 666 | -7 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 18:54 | 673 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 18:45 | 674 | -4 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 14:14 | 678 | -5 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 13:21 | 683 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 22:01 | 683 | first reading |
7 posts held, back to 11 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 7 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
120 reactions across 7 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 65.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 78 | 65.0% | |
| ❤🔥 | 14 | 11.7% | |
| 🤔 | 8 | 6.67% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 5.83% | |
| 👍 | 5 | 4.17% | |
| 🕊 | 5 | 4.17% | |
| 💘 | 2 | 1.67% | |
| 🍓 | 1 | 0.833% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 7 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 120 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 11 October 2025 to 24 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Бывает такое, что ты говоришь с человеком и вы общаетесь будто на разных языках Вот, например, он тебе рассказывает, какую глупую ошибку совершил какой-то блогер, а ты ему говоришь: «Ого, этот блогер в таком возрасте сам зарабатывает, продвигает какую-то повестку, всего добился сам». А тебе говорят: «Ха-ха, он же ошибся, вот тупой». Или тебя обвиняют в противоречиях в твоих словах и действиях, чтобы тобой сманипули…
❤10🤔4👍3
♾️Качество коммуникации = качество жизни? Люди, с которыми мы разговариваем каждый день, во многом определяют то, как мы себя чувствуем. Но качественные разговоры редко возникают сами по себе. Интерес к человеку, и простота коммуникации — это не данность, а навык, над которым тоже можно работать. 25 июля вместе с проектом one table поговорим о том, почему так происходит и как это изменить. Будет много теории и прак…
❤7🍓1🔥1
Недавно наткнулась на проект One Table — встречи, где в комфортной обстановке вместе с экспертами обсуждаются отношения, карьера, наука и многое другое. Я была на обсуждении внутренних опор, и мне ужасно понравилось — я даже не ожидала, что получится так выговориться и одновременно узнать столько искренних историй от других людей. Мы обсудили, как формируются наши опоры и бывают ли они деструктивными, а еще нарисова…
❤🔥8❤4
🤍 Чайная «Нитка» на Гоголевском Название отсылает к караванам верблюдов, которые ввозили чай из Китая в Россию — такие караваны называли «нитками». Концепция строится вокруг идеи бережного возвращения к ритуалу русского чаепития: без суеты, с вниманием к деталям и вкусу. Внутри — просторное светлое помещение с деревянными акцентами, чай заваривают в фарфоре. По соседству — магазин «Периодика» с фотобудкой. Меню раз…
❤10❤🔥4
Понимание себя и следование тому, что для тебя лучше — это всё, что у нас есть. Это и самое дорогое, и самое сложно достижимое, что есть в жизни. Мне всегда говорили, что я слишком сильно доверяю себе, что нельзя абсолютно отрицать обратную связь от авторитетных людей или хотя бы близких. Но я искренне не понимаю, как можно жить по-другому. Прислушиваясь к себе, нельзя проиграть. Любой «проигрыш» становится опытом …
❤19🕊5👍2
🤍 Ааааа коллега на работу принес Paper shoot, смотрите какие прикольные фотки получились Кадры получается с плёночным эффектом, но подгружаются на телефон сразу! Так что у меня +1 хотелка…
❤19❤🔥2
🤍 Была в кафе DNA Небольшая пекарня расположилась на территории бывшего завода «Кристалл». Помещение — переоборудованный цех, внутри которого удалось создать тёплую и расслабленную атмосферу. В меню: 🤍Сытные полноценные завтраки, например, омлет с индейкой и хлебом 🤍Большое разнообразие свежей выпечки — маритоццо, круассаны, булочка с матчей и клубникой, канеле, шу, даниши, печенье 🤍Сэндвичи, бутерброды и бейглы …
❤9🔥6🤔4💘2
Showing the 7 most recent of 7 posts we hold for @umnichauu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Умничаю” (@umnichauu), 662 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/umnichauu.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.