Telegram RegisterThe public register of Telegram

Channel

Кабачок «у Львовны»

@ulvovny

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

135subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003863733317
TypeChannel
Username@ulvovny
DescriptionКлуб для думающих людей, где эмоциональный интеллект не то, что необходимо пояснять. Здесь честно, здесь тепло, здесь о том, как быть счастливым, какой бы трэш не происходил с тобой или за окном . Вопросы отправлять на адрес @Sannichk_A
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 30 June 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/ulvovny

Growth

1358 Aug 2026, 06:05 — 135 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 23:46 — 135 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 06:058 Aug 2026, 23:46
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 134–136 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 23:46135no change
8 Aug 2026, 06:05135first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 23 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
105.8%
avg views ÷ 135 subscribers
Avg views / post
143
17 posts measured
Reaction rate
13.0%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
20
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 16 of 17 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026
Posts held20 (23 July 20268 August 2026)
Views total2,429
Reactions total293
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 23:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
23
Videos
3
Links
1

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
1m 24s
Average length
1m 24s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

293 reactions across 16 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 65.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
19165.2%
🔥5117.4%
👍175.80%
😁134.44%
🥰62.05%
❤‍🔥51.71%
👏41.37%
💯31.02%
🍾20.683%
😍10.341%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 293reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

8 Aug 2026, 06:26 UTC63 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

«Закрома Родины» Искала в шкафу фен, подаренный мне в прошлом году . Пришла пора научиться намагничивать локоны, ага.. были найдены: две ветровки и дождевик - как раз на даче нужная вещь!, рюкзак походный - деть собиралась покупать к отпуску , а я нашла и не надо покупать теперь , два вида туристического покрытия на рюкзак от дождя, ролик для снятия котовьих следов (на даче не хватает). Заметьте , все нужное 🤣. Уж

👍3

7 Aug 2026, 07:00 UTC76 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

#творисвоймир Портфельная карьера. Шаги Командора . Ну а пока я активно лежу хожу в сторону карьеры Независимого Директора (НД) и посетила мероприятие, организованные АНД (ассоциацией независимых директоров). Пошла туда на кейс симуляции СД, но 2/3 была лекция о роли независимого директора, о стратегических задачах, зачем вообще этот орган между акционером и менеджментом. Вообще , стала прослеживаться тенденция

6👍3

6 Aug 2026, 10:07 UTC108 views23 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

#счастливавопреки Ну штошшш… 20 плюс лайков. «Пацан сказал - пацан сделал». Ниже обещанная сказка. Напоминаю условия написания: От имени сказочного или мифического героя, о прошедшем годе, в позитивном ключе, с незаконченным финалом. На все давалось 10 минут. Сказка от лица Медузы-Горгоны В этот год я оторвалась вовсю! Я сделала так, что камни, враги, боль, утрата - все валилось ей на голову . А что такова? Говоря

23

6 Aug 2026, 05:59 UTC114 views31 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

#творисвоймир Секрет молодости это мозг: он изнутри растягивает лицо (с) Екатерина Тимохина Побывала на удивительном мероприятии, которое организовывает Марк Кукушкин, называется Фронтир ( есть в Москве и Питере) - интересные передовые темы развития от мощных спикеров. По стоимости - донейшен. Спикером на этой конкретной встрече была Катя Тимохина с темой «Нарративное лидерство». Я пришла потому что во-первых Катя

30😁1

5 Aug 2026, 05:23 UTC111 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Просроченная жизнь или меня давно не лишали прав ! Не знаю, что меня дернуло посмотреть на дату своих водительских прав… Возможно то, что у меня появилось время читать новостные ленты 🥳. Возможно, это была новость , что будут строго проверять права у людей старше 70 а что, может я по вайбу бабка. В общем… Мои права закончились в 2024 году 🎯🎯. Много раз за эти 2 года меня останавливали, но кто-то любящий присматрив

7🔥7👍4😁2

4 Aug 2026, 05:40 UTC114 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

#секретныйингридиент На нас наступали кабачки! Или продолжение поста про девайсы 🤪. Детка подарила на ДР вафельницу (уиии, я давно хотела!) и вот был опробован рецепт кабачковых вафель : Кабачок блендерим, к нему 1 яйцо, 0.5 ч.л. соли, перца, зубчик чеснока, разрыхлитель 0.5 ч.л. + мука (сметанообразная консистенция). Разрыхлителя не было, так что обошлась без него, не знаю, что бы он сделал там волшебного. Из

9

2 Aug 2026, 12:20 UTC153 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Устойчивость Недавно, на лекции Марины Починок я услышала о том, как важны связи для устойчивости в жизни. Не те , которые знакомства, а те которые друзья и близкие. Эти связи создают устойчивость вкупе с другими факторам . Иногда я их вижу как многомерную систему координат, которая завязала тебя со всей вселенной Марвела и благодаря этому ты незыблем)). Этот год , как никогда, проявил моих друзей и близких, прояв

🔥138

1 Aug 2026, 05:57 UTC142 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Религиозные обычаи Столько вопросов о том, как принято у евреев, я не слышала никогда , как от своей русской невестки (жены брата). Смешанный брак, смешанные мысли. Женя так хочет все сделать правильно 🫶!! А я …. не знаю как правильно. Все, что я могу сказать : ему все равно, живые делают для себя. На мой взгляд, обычаи и традиции помогают нам прожить боль, занимают мысли хлопотами, отвлекают от боли - Бог сам

8🔥2

31 Jul 2026, 07:07 UTC136 views31 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Я сегодня темный ангел. Так мне сказал близкий человек, когда я попросила меня эмоционально поддержать в очень не легкой задаче : рассказать маме моего брата , что он тяжело болен и надо бы приехать. А болеет он уже больше года, но берег её, не говорил. Вчера, когда я ехала в ночи под Сергиев -Посад, что бы забрать её с дачи, все небо заволокло абсолютно черной тучей. Она была физически осязаема, плотная, густая,

24❤‍🔥5👍2

30 Jul 2026, 06:09 UTC146 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Рецепт вчерашнего дня Растопить и прогреть тандыр. Топить столько по времени, сколько планируете запекать , в моем случае час. Сжечь к фигам весь мусор : не входит в рецепт , но прекрасная возможность заодно и прибрать мангальную зону. Взять предварительно замаринованную утку :я традиционно покупаю в Глобусе. Так когда-то научили, не вижу смысла менять то, что работает🤪. Когда огонь затих помещаю утку внутрь танд

20🔥1😍1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ulvovny. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

24 Jul 2026, 12:23 UTCAnonymous Poll40 voters

Каких бы постов вы хотели больше ?

  1. Трэш истории из личного опыта50%
  2. Про рабочие кейсы43%
  3. Даешь рецепты варенья!20%
  4. Философские25%
  5. Где взять бабки28%
  6. Про что сейчас в жизни40%
  7. Я Львовна, смотрю за результатами13%

The shares total 219%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 23 July 2026 to 8 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,097,283 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Кабачок «у Львовны»” (@ulvovny), 135 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ulvovny.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.