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Записки уездного травматолога

@uezdny

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

8,586subscribers

+46 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001349743705
TypeChannel
Username@uezdny
DescriptionМир глазами провинциального ортопеда Обратная связь: @uezdnyBot
Created4 February 2019 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 November 2026
Measurements held24
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/uezdny

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

8,5408,5898,564.56 August 2026 — 8,540 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,542 subscribers9 August 2026 — 8,544 subscribers12 August 2026 — 8,547 subscribers15 August 2026 — 8,543 subscribers18 August 2026 — 8,545 subscribers21 August 2026 — 8,546 subscribers25 August 2026 — 8,561 subscribers28 August 2026 — 8,562 subscribers4 September 2026 — 8,569 subscribers9 September 2026 — 8,574 subscribers12 September 2026 — 8,588 subscribers16 September 2026 — 8,578 subscribers1 October 2026 — 8,573 subscribers13 October 2026 — 8,571 subscribers16 October 2026 — 8,567 subscribers19 October 2026 — 8,561 subscribers22 October 2026 — 8,564 subscribers26 October 2026 — 8,559 subscribers29 October 2026 — 8,558 subscribers1 November 2026 — 8,577 subscribers3 November 2026 — 8,578 subscribers6 November 2026 — 8,589 subscribers9 November 2026 — 8,586 subscribers8,5866 August 20269 November 2026
24 measurements spanning 95 days, net +46. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,533–8,596 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 24
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Nov 2026, 13:158,586-3
6 Nov 2026, 15:198,589+11
3 Nov 2026, 17:348,578+1
1 Nov 2026, 02:498,577+19
29 Oct 2026, 10:378,558-1
26 Oct 2026, 04:468,559-5
22 Oct 2026, 20:468,564+3
19 Oct 2026, 06:308,561-6
16 Oct 2026, 11:048,567-4
13 Oct 2026, 06:278,571-2
1 Oct 2026, 00:168,573-5
16 Sept 2026, 09:568,578-10
12 Sept 2026, 18:408,588+14
9 Sept 2026, 05:418,574+5
4 Sept 2026, 07:598,569+7
28 Aug 2026, 02:358,562+1
25 Aug 2026, 03:198,561+15
21 Aug 2026, 21:078,546+1
18 Aug 2026, 13:478,545+2
15 Aug 2026, 18:528,543first reading

Engagement

30 posts held, back to 13 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 42 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
28.1%
avg views ÷ 8,586 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,410
2 posts measured
Reaction rate
11.8%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
2
of 30 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 November 2026
Posts held30 (13 May 2026 – 10 November 2026)
Views total4,820
Reactions total571
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken11 Nov 2026, 13:01 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
340
Videos
20
Links
200

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
3m 42s
Average length
3m 42s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

8,107 reactions across 30 posts, in 26 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤2,23827.6%
🤣1,24715.4%
😁1,15014.2%
👍7569.33%
🔥6918.52%
💔6848.44%
💯3734.60%
😭1792.21%
😢1772.18%
🤯1752.16%
🙈740.913%
🤔630.777%
🥴590.728%
👏440.543%
🙏410.506%
😨370.456%
🌚250.308%
❤‍🔥240.296%
😍210.259%
🤝190.234%
6 further kinds300.37%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 30 of the 30 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,107 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 30 most recent posts we hold, published 13 May 2026 to 10 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
27
across the posts below
Posts paid on
11
of 30 we hold a reading for · 37%
Most on one post
12
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @uezdny. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 30 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 13 May 2026 to 10 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 2 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

10 Nov 2026, 16:20 UTC≈1,500 views173 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Электрофорез Электрофорез - это физиотерапевтический метод, который основан на доставке ионизированных молекул лекарств через кожу. Проводится так: берут тряпочку, смаченную каким-нибудь веществом, прикладывают к области применения и пускают по электродам ток. Счиатается, что благодаря постоянному току лекарство проникает через кожу непосредственно к больному месту, минуя ЖКТ и общий кровоток. В детской ортопедии …

❤100👍30🔥16🤝13😁10💯4

30 Oct 2026, 10:31 UTC≈3,320 views398 reactions2 Starsread 11 November 2026

Недавно заметил, что злюсь на пациентов. Всегда спокойно реагировал даже, когда скандалят, задают странные вопросы и приходят с царапинкой через неделю после травмы в два часа ночи. Относился с пониманием. Единственное, мог поныть тут перед вами. А сейчас замечаю, что стоит им войти в ординаторскую, назвать моё имя и у меня прям начинает всё внутри кипеть. Жмурю глаза, делаю глубокий вдох и только потом поворачиваюс…

💔267❤89👍31💋4🥰4❤‍🔥3

18 Sept 2026, 14:14 UTC≈4,650 views88 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026

Пост про пост Почему зип, а не рар? 1. Зип напрямую открывает любой просмотрщик дайком файлов 2. Рар приходится разархивировать или переархивировать в зип 3. Для пункта 2 нужно скачивать архиватор То есть зип - это скачал и посмотрел. Рар - скачал -> загрузил отдельное приложение -> распаковал/перепаковал -> поматерился -> закинул в просмотрщик -> открыл -> посмотрел

❤48👍29😁10👌1

18 Sept 2026, 10:55 UTC≈4,580 views165 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026

Когда просят посмотреть КТ или МРТ, а потом скидывают файлы RAR-архивом, это примерно как если бы бабуля попросила перевести её через дорогу, а потом легла на асфальт и сказала: «Тащи меня так». Или кто-то просит помочь завести машину с толкача, а каждый раз, когда вы изо всех сил толкаете, жмёт на тормоз. Или просят перенести шкаф и загружают его кирпичами. Или просят одолжить денег на месяц и не возвращают никог…

🤣115❤27💯12👍9🥱1😱1

14 Sept 2026, 18:05 UTC≈5,590 views145 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026

Чет у меня никак не получается взяться за ведение соцсетей, снимать ролики, выкладывать контент. Даже тексты, которые пишу тут, не выкладываю там, потому что на этапе подбора картинки и подгонки текста, забиваю на идею и отвлекаюсь на другое. Да и этот канал держится на сиюминутных приступах вдохновения, между которыми забываю, что существует уездный травматолог. Если у вас по-другому и есть желание заняться этим си…

👍74❤40😁24🔥7

13 Sept 2026, 10:21 UTC≈12,000 views323 reactionsread 11 November 2026

На приёме годовалый мальчик. Мама описывает жалобы, говорит, что по ощущениям одна лопатка выше другой. И сыплет наблюдениями так, будто её проинструктировал профессор ортопедии. Спрашиваю: – А кто вас ко мне направил? Какой специалист заметил? – Золовка, – отвечает мама. Я переспросил. «Золовка», – повторяет. Меня это улыбнуло. Приступаю к осмотру. У ребёнка действительно врождённое высокое стояние лопатки (так на…

😁177🤣78❤45🔥15💯4😭4

10 Sept 2026, 18:56 UTC≈4,550 views165 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Во всём остальном мире спрашивают, есть ли знакомый врач в реанимации, чтобы быстрее узнать о состоянии больного. И только в Хасе – чтобы на пять минут зайти в реанимацию. Зачем вам туда заходить? Что вы там собираетесь делать?

😁109🔥28❤15🙈11🤝2

9 Sept 2026, 18:26 UTC≈4,850 views259 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Был как-то скандальный случай. Пишет одна мама по поводу дочери, описывает проблему. Я отвечаю. Она пишет и пишет. Много и часто. И самое неприятное, когда я не сразу отвечаю, она начинает названивать по вацап. Просто тупо по 5-6 раз. Я сначала думал: ну, наверное, что-то очень срочное. Потом, когда понял, что нет, объяснил: «Пожалуйста, не звоните. Я вам отвечу, просто чуть-чуть потерпите. Я всё-таки не в колл-цент…

🤣214🌚23🔥16❤5😭1

30 Aug 2026, 13:03 UTC≈5,930 views308 reactions1 Starread 11 November 2026

По совету подруги повели ребёнка на какую-то безобидную процедуру, вроде профилактических массажей, и вдруг там говорят: «Мамаша, вы разве не видите сами...» и далее по списку: «какой у вас ребёнок кривой», «насколько у него короче нога», «какая выраженная дисплазия», «какой сколиоз процветающий» и прочее. Что это значит? Прямо сейчас вас пытаются жёстко лохануть и подсадить на курсы массажей, электрофорезов, магнит…

❤157😁68🔥54👍25🤯4

22 Aug 2026, 16:48 UTC≈17,200 views194 reactionsread 11 November 2026

Когда за год обращается всего 2-3 пациента по поводу асимметрии надплечий, а потом за последний месяц сразу 40 человек, задумываешься, а что вдруг поменялось? Какой-то новый ролик залетел или что? Пока не знаю с чем связан этот бум, но асимметрия надплечий была всегда, причем у абсолютно здоровых людей. Мы криво стоим, наши мышцы несимметрично накачаны (правша/левша), у каждого разный уровень гибкости, а кому-то про…

❤134👍27👏23🔥9😁1

1 Aug 2026, 10:29 UTC≈6,460 views308 reactionsread 11 November 2026

В последнее время, когда кто-то передаёт своё экспертное мнение, всё чаще хочется сказать: «Я тоже видел этот рилс»

😁184🤣71💯35❤17❤‍🔥1

19 Jul 2026, 08:13 UTC≈9,130 views458 reactions2 Starsread 11 November 2026
Video

Идеальный пациент Пришёл как-то ко мне пациент. Не в час ночи после предварительных звонков от тысяч коллег. А днём. И без звонков. Постучался. Дождался ответа. Зашёл. Не спросил: «Ты да врач?» Сели. Говорит, что ребёнку два года. Не «через десять дней исполнится два года», а просто «два». Я насторожился, но виду не подал. Спрашиваю, что случилось. Говорит: «сын неловко упал с дивана». Заметьте, не с забора недост…

😁268❤98🤣45👍28🔥18🤯1

Showing the 12 most recent of 30 posts we hold for @uezdny. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Записки уездного травматолога” (@uezdny), 8,586 subscribers as measured 9 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/uezdny.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.