# how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop not nearly as many as it takes to get out

Channel
bill wurtz
@ueqstions
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
175subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001248476060 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ueqstions |
| Created | 6 March 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 23 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 23 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ueqstions |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 23 Aug 2026, 22:16 | 175 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 07:56 | 176 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 14:15 | 174 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:46 | 174 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:03 | 173 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 4.14%
- avg views ÷ 175 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 7.3
- 20 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- —
- this channel exposes no reaction counts
- Posts in window
- 20
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (7 August 2026 – 8 August 2026) |
| Views total | 145 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 14:15 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Recent posts
# I was hiking in the Swiss Alps. It was cloudy and drizzly. I turned a corner and bam there was this enormous waterfall. And bam the sun came out and everything was so beautiful. And bam there came Here Comes The Sun (yours) in my head. And I was very very happy. thank you for letting me know
# What is your favorite song you've ever made, or just in general? i would prefer to make a new one to be my favorite
# what furniture item makes the best hat cradenza
# im gonna cut my hair short tomorrow any things i have to know before doing it no
# Should I give a crap about old people's opinions? should they give a crap about yours
# whats a chord you like a lot all the ones i've used in my music, i like
# When you write a song, is there multiple ways the song could end up written, or is there one, like destined for the song When I was writing my best work in a flow-like state it was like I was unearthing what the song was and 'wanted' to be there are infinite different ways it could go, but there are certain things that you arrive at sometimes that feel like destiny
# would you ever write a book books are not the most sensible format for me right now
# how different is this next song from "off the map"? what many people noticed about 'off the map' was, the writing just goes 'new section, new section, new section' doesnt really repeat any sections or return to anywhere. the new song definitely repeats sections and has a form that may seem a little more familiar. 'off the map', most noticeably, had a lot of tempo changes, particularly one drastic tempo change…
# why is technology so confusing........... i want to do something that seems so simple but it's impossible. (no exaggeration btw there is no way) step by step, but in this case the first steps are in your mind
# What is your favorite exoplanet? honestly i dont see why there wouldnt be another one in our galaxy with life about like what's going on here, maybe a little different color scheme or whatever
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ueqstions. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 23 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“bill wurtz” (@ueqstions), 175 subscribers as measured 23 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ueqstions.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.