Channel
@tvolded
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
43subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001567710537 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @tvolded |
| Created | Between 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/tvolded |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Aug 2026, 00:53 | 43 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 15:46 | 44 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 11:04 | 44 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 9 October 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 April 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
35 reactions across 10 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 9 | 25.7% | |
| 🗿 | 7 | 20.0% | |
| 😁 | 7 | 20.0% | |
| 🤡 | 5 | 14.3% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 8.57% | |
| 🤩 | 1 | 2.86% | |
| 🤪 | 1 | 2.86% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 2.86% | |
| 🥴 | 1 | 2.86% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 35 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 9 October 2023 to 16 April 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Почему котик, так себя ведет? 🐈⬛ Мы не знаем, наверное набегался по своим важным делам и отдыхает. Но зато знаем где оказался Пьяный Дед после очередного запоя, так что присаживайтесь к нему на коленки, кое что расскажет 😉
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Разговор жены с мужем: — Дай руку. Чувствуешь, как пульсирует сердце? — Но это не сердце это... хуй. — Может быть. Но ведь пульсирует! 🤣 ✈️ Еще больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 👋
Менты ходят группами по трое. Первый умеет читать. Второй умеет писать, Третий - просто приятно находиться в компании умных людей.😃 ✈️ Еще больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 👋
Бомж подходит к сидящей на скамейке девушке, долго роется в недрах своих одежд, достает оттуда яблоко, плюет, вытирает рукавом и подает ей. Она брезгливо отдергивается. Бомж: — Я полагаю, о минете и речи быть не может? 😅 ✈️ Еще больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 👋
Жена говорит мужу: — Дорогой, нашей дочери уже 13, пора с ней поговорить о сексе и т.д. Мужик подзывает дочь, снимает штаны и говорит: — Смотри доча, вот это - половой член, понятно? — Угу. — Ну иди гуляй тогда, разговор окончен. Во дворе дочь рассказывает подружкам: — А со мной сегодня папа о сексе говорил, половой член показывал! — Ух ты, ах ты, а что это?!! — Да то же самое, что хуй, только в 3 раза меньш…
Грузин ссыт в тёмной подворотне. Из –за угла входит женщина и испуганно вскрикивает, грузин говорит: — Нэ валнуса! Я его дэржу! 🤣 ✈️ Еще больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 👋
📌 Подборка лучших анекдотов месяца от пьяного деда 👨🦳 👁 Смотреть онлайн, без регистрации и смс
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Стоит девушка на мосту, явно собирается свести счеты с жизнью. Подходит бомж. — Девушка, раз вам уже все равно, можно, я вас напоследок трахну? У меня так давно не было женщины! — Козел! Ты вообще себя видел? Грязный, вонючий, вшивый! Нет, нет и нет! Уйди! — Хорошо. Я тогда вас внизу подожду. 😆 🔜 📎Посмотреть анекдот о Монахах или больше интересного контента в нашем Telegram Боте 👋
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Идет жестокая групповушка, мужики, женщины, все сплелись. Вдруг из клубка вылезает мужик и говорит: — Так! Стоп! Стоп! Давайте-ка разберемся! А то я уже два раза отсосал… 🤣 ❤️ Больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 😍
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Обед в еврейской семье. Мама дала кусок торта. — Мама, а я хочу два! — Моня, таки возьми нож, разрежь кусок на два и не еби мне мозги! 🤣 ❤️ Больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 😍
😁2👍1🤡1🤩1
Едет мужик по деревне, развозит навоз. Сгружает в одном из дворов. Хозяйка, оценивая качество сырья, восхищаясь: — Какой хороший у тебя, однако, навоз! Мужик: — Говна не возим! 🤣 ❤️ Больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 😍
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Муж разговаривает с женой — Дорогая, ты у меня одна на миллиард! — Погоди, на Земле 7 миллиардов! — Что? — Значит, у тебя есть еще шесть таких же, как я? — Я не это имел ввиду. — Ой, все ясно с тобой! Удачи тебе со своими шлюхами! 😅 ❤️ Больше интересного контента в нашем телеграмм боте 😍
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @tvolded. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@tvolded named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ФАКЬЮМАНИЯ от Пьяного деда👨🦳” (@tvolded), 43 subscribers as measured 27 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/tvolded.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.