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Channel
🔬.locale(🧫).focus(🦠)
@tsuzing
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
70subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 29 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001763424514 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @tsuzing |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 29 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 14 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/tsuzing |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Sept 2026, 09:16 | 70 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 21:27 | 69 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 05:30 | 68 | no change |
| 29 Aug 2026, 05:15 | 68 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 18 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
48 reactions across 8 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 32 | 66.7% | |
| 🤣 | 5 | 10.4% | |
| 🤨 | 4 | 8.33% | |
| 🥰 | 3 | 6.25% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 4.17% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 2.08% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 2.08% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 48 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 18 July 2026 to 16 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
最废物的还得是百度贴吧,1920*1080 120FPS判定成手机号,申诉结果是审核的人不知道1920*1080是啥,因此不予通过 PS:我手机号是19201080120,谁来开我盒?
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现在的国产软件招的什么废物程序员?知乎 贴吧 各种“知名”国产软件,只要有 . 就强制加网页链接,关都关不掉,发出去还判定违规链接删帖😅 PS:第二张图是 dxdiag.exe 被强制替换成 http://dxdiag.exe ,最傻逼的是这个替换是在客户端替换的,因此审核的人看到的就是 http://dxdiag.exe 加上那群废物根本不会用自己写的软件,因此你说这是客户端替换客服会回复不知道你在说什么
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个人经验,仅供参考
3. 勾丝 并非只有未磨平的指甲、锋利的金属边缘、木竹制品的倒刺等常见的尖锐锋利物品会勾丝。 实际上,皮肤上的死皮、衣物的蝴蝶结/砂带装饰、衣物上脱落的纤维,各种你根本不会注意到的东西,都有可能勾丝。 因此,穿丝袜(尤其是高针数款)时强烈建议戴手套,因为几乎没有人的手会完美到没有任何一块死皮。你也不想一双价格接近50元的1000针丝袜还没穿出去就勾烂了吧? 同理,不要随意上手抚摸对象的丝袜,抚摸之前先洗手或者洗澡,用磨皮工具(不是修图软件中的磨皮,不要掩耳盗铃)把指甲以及指甲附近的死皮全部磨平,可以有效避免勾丝。用不要的丝袜可以快速判断手上的死皮有没有磨干净。 丝袜最好单独收纳也是同理,某些带硬质装饰的衣物(如带蝴蝶结花边装饰的丝袜,本是同根生相煎何太急)和丝袜摩擦时极易勾丝。 带蝴蝶结花边装饰的丝袜最好不要叠放,而是用夹子夹住带有装饰的一边悬挂收纳,可以有效防止自己勾自己。 如果夏天睡凉席,不要把丝袜扔在凉席上或…
2. 材质 众所周知,丝袜的材料大部分是氨纶和锦纶混纺,但基于纺织方式的不同,质感有极大区别,商家也发明了一堆名词,比如天鹅绒、面膜袜、水光袜、马油袜…… 这些名词都不是行业标准,用词相同的不同商家,甚至同一商家,甚至同一商品的不同颜色/款式,质感也可能有极大区别,因此以下说法仅供参考,一般来说: 天鹅绒通常更厚,透明度和顺滑度更低,性感程度也更低。 面膜袜通常针数较高,漫反射更强,近距离有轻微塑料/乳胶观感。 水光泛指漫反射更强的丝袜,在光照下整体亮度更高。 油光泛指镜面反射更强的丝袜,在光照下有明显的高光。 珠光泛指有细密闪光点的丝袜。
关于丝袜的一些没用小知识 1. 针数 针数影响丝袜纤维纹路的密度,进一步影响手感。针数低的丝袜,近距离能看到明显的纤维纹路,手摸有轻微磨砂感,顺滑程度一般。针数越高,纤维纹路越不可见,磨砂感越小,顺滑程度越高,但价格也越贵且更容易勾丝。 (中远距离下不同针数的丝袜视觉上几乎没有区别) 大致来说,低针数约为400针以下,中针数约为400-800针,高针数约为800针以上。但通常中低针数的丝袜商家根本不会标注针数,高针数的丝袜也只有部分商家会标注针数,因此并不能直接从商品详情判断,问商家商家大概率也不知道或者给出虚假数据。 简易的判断方法是,若商家提供了近距离拍摄的上身图且图片清晰度较高,能从图片上看出纤维纹路的必定是低针数(注意不要把摩尔纹当成纤维纹路)。 如果你对丝袜不仅在乎好看,还在乎穿着感、手感或性感,那么一定要尝试高针数丝袜,细腻程度非低针数丝袜可比。
初中的时候学校没有空调,但是又经常有跑操、体育课之类的乱七八糟室外活动。 所以我用两个12cm服务器暴力风扇(台达PFC1212DE)和一组锂电池做了个手持暴力风扇。 那个时候手持风扇还不是现在的购物软件爆款,风力巨大的更是几乎没有,所以在没有空调的地方有暴力风扇真的很爽。 有几位和我比较熟(当然现在早就不联系了)的女同学,特别喜欢掀起衣摆露出一点肚子,让我对着衣服里面吹,衣服就像气球一样鼓起来,很滑稽,但她们就喜欢这样。 后来才知道那种棉质有胸垫内衣是有多闷热,要么完全不透气,要么只吸汗不排汗。(所以我对象只喜欢穿无胸垫内衣,并且特别排斥纯棉材质)
我居然被初中文化的人挂B站了,简直魔幻 省流:此人主页视频全是抄袭ElectroBOOM整的烂活,在某视频评论区下评论拼多多2元一个的18650锂电池实测能短路出100A电流,我提出质疑之后此人先连续回复了我15条消息,然后发视频使用初中物理知识进行漏洞百出的计算,得出他的拼多多2元18650锂电池短路电流可达100A,且可在该电流下短路9秒而不会炸飞老铁。此人自称电子爱好者,实则除了一个可调电源和网购的ZVS以外,所有视频中均从未出现其它任何仪器,也从未使用钳表、内阻仪或其它仪器证明该锂电池短路电流确实达到了100A,仅通过一堆初中水平的计算达到了精神胜利。
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不小心把她的泳衣扯掉了怎么办?
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频道也未能躲过中二的侵袭
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Channel name was changed to «🔬.locale(🧫).focus(🦠)»
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @tsuzing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“🔬.locale(🧫).focus(🦠)” (@tsuzing), 70 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/tsuzing.
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