Транспортный отдел администрации Лосино-Петровского изобрёл новый тип дорожной неровности — идиотская дорожная неровность.
Signed Sergey Churkin

Channel
@transport_lpgo
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
406subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002030059250 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @transport_lpgo |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/transport_lpgo |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 05:26 | 406 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 05:46 | 407 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:50 | 407 | first reading |
13 posts held, back to 19 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 13 (19 March 2026 – 27 July 2026) |
| Views total | 2,050 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 05:46 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
43 reactions across 9 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 67.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 29 | 67.4% | |
| ❤ | 7 | 16.3% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 6.98% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 4.65% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 2.33% | |
| 🥱 | 1 | 2.33% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 43reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 19 March 2026 to 27 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Транспортный отдел администрации Лосино-Петровского изобрёл новый тип дорожной неровности — идиотская дорожная неровность.
Signed Sergey Churkin
Видели бугры на Заводской в Свердловском, которые налепил транспортный отдел администрации Лосино-Петровского? Такая творческая самодеятельность начальника транспортного отдела Перли В.Г. по всему округу. По ГОСТам такое лепить запрещено. Не соблюдается ни тип, ни профиль искусственной дорожной неровности (ИДН), ни разметка. То что называют "лежачим полицейским" (ИДН типа А) — вообще нельзя применять на дорогах с …
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Signed Sergey Churkin
⚡️ ОБЩЕСТВЕННЫЙ ТРАНСПОРТ Порядок действий для решения проблем 🚌 🚌 🚌 Ситуации: ⚠️ Рейс пропущен, опаздывает или ушёл раньше, проехал мимо, собралась большая очередь, автобус битком, мест нет или много людей едет стоя... ⚠️ Водитель не принимает оплату банковской картой или Стрелку, отказывается везти без перевода оплаты ему на карту по номеру телефона, требует наличку... ⚠️ Автобус в плохом техническом состоянии: …
Signed Sergey Churkin
Директор АО Мострансавто Андрей Майоров, видимо, считает своих подписчиков за дураков. "Сломался" бот в Телеграм, Андрей, — значит все обращения, будут теперь через Добродел, а в Максе сиди сам со всей своей командой приспособленцев.
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Signed Sergey Churkin
⚡️ ОБЩЕСТВЕННЫЙ ТРАНСПОРТ Порядок действий для решения проблем 🚌 🚌 🚌 Ситуации: ⚠️ Рейс пропущен, опаздывает или ушёл раньше, проехал мимо, собралась большая очередь, автобус битком, мест нет или много людей едет стоя... ⚠️ Водитель не принимает оплату банковской картой или Стрелку, отказывается везти без перевода оплаты ему на карту по номеру телефона, требует наличку... ⚠️ Автобус в плохом техническом состоянии: …
Signed Sergey Churkin
Важные новости от директора Мострансавто. 😄
Signed Sergey Churkin
⚡️ ОБЩЕСТВЕННЫЙ ТРАНСПОРТ Порядок действий для решения проблем 🚌 🚌 🚌 Ситуации: ⚠️ Рейс пропущен, опаздывает или ушёл раньше, проехал мимо, собралась большая очередь, автобус битком, мест нет или много людей едет стоя... ⚠️ Водитель не принимает оплату банковской картой или Стрелку, отказывается везти без перевода оплаты ему на карту по номеру телефона, требует наличку... ⚠️ Автобус в плохом техническом состоянии: …
❤2
Signed Sergey Churkin
Мострансавто решили поюморить 1 апреля. Весь сюр в том, что Мострансавто до сих пор не находится в белых списках и с VPN доступа к их сайту нет, а это значит, что при ограничении интернета по белым спискам доступа к их сайту не будет никаким способом. Шутка вышла идиотская.
💯2
Signed Sergey Churkin
По просьбам жителей г.о. Лосино-Петровский 🚍С 30 марта на маршруте № 886 «пос. Свердловский (м/р Лукино-Варино) — Москва (м. Новогиреево)» от остановки «Рынок» по будням добавили 1 автобус среднего класса. Теперь на маршруте работают 13 транспортных средств. Бот Андрея Майорова Мострансавто
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Signed Sergey Churkin
АО МОСТРАНСАВТО пожаловалось на своём канале на плохую работу контролёров маршрутов Московской области. Зафиксировали 5610 безбилетников с начала года, из них 715 на 21 маршруте в Лобне и 628 зайцев на 368 маршруте в Долгопрудном. Получается, всего на двух маршрутах из 1400 целых 24% от всех нарушений за период. Из этих цифр можно сделать вывод: ГКУ МО АПИ работает неэффективно с попустительства МТДИ МО. Давайте п…
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Signed Sergey Churkin
Photo, posted without a caption
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Signed Sergey Churkin
Минтранс МО на своем официальном сайте Министерства похвалился очередным достижением: установили 2600 знаков ограничения скорости 70 и 50 км/ч на региональных дорогах перед пешеходными переходами, ссылаясь на обеспечение безопасности этими мерами. Не знаю, нужно ли кому-то объяснять, что в России 50 км/ч для водителя значит "можно ехать 69 км/ч без штрафа". Какая безопасность на переходе для пешехода перед автомобил…
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Signed Sergey Churkin
Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @transport_lpgo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 317,493 of 1,480,975entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ТРАНСПОРТ ЛОСИНО-ПЕТРОВСКОГО ОКРУГА” (@transport_lpgo), 406 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/transport_lpgo.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.