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thirsty & miserable

@thrstnmsrbl

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73subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002582197983
TypeChannel
Username@thrstnmsrbl
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live16 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 16 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/thrstnmsrbl

Growth

727372.58 August 2026 — 72 subscribers9 August 2026 — 72 subscribers16 August 2026 — 73 subscribers8 August 202616 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 9 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 72–73 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
16 Aug 2026, 16:2473+1
9 Aug 2026, 22:4672no change
8 Aug 2026, 00:3672first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 15 December 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
1512.8%
avg views ÷ 73 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,100
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.229%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 3 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 31 July 2026
Posts held20 (15 December 202531 July 2026)
Views total3,313
Reactions total4
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 22:46 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

9 reactions across 6 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍333.3%
222.2%
❤‍🔥222.2%
🍾111.1%
🔥111.1%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 6 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 December 2025 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

31 Jul 2026, 15:53 UTC53 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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wednesday, august 26 LUGE (Art Punk/Prog-Rock/Math Rock, Toronto) https://hugeluge.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/S4hsWN362Yc 13YC (13 Year Cicada - experimental Noisepop, Berlin) https://13yearcicadas.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/tgfWNWS5yBY @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4ju2ssw

❤‍🔥1🍾1

24 Jul 2026, 17:11 UTC≈1,690 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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monday, august 3, + tuesday, august 4 N8NOFACE (Electro-Punk/Thrash Hip Hop, Los Angeles) https://n8noface.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/INnDCkNVZpk @ BAIZ (Schönhauser Allee 26a) doors 19:00 - show 20:00 10€ - no presale

👍2

23 Jul 2026, 15:07 UTC≈1,570 viewsread 9 August 2026
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saturday, august 1 SCHALKO (Postpunk, Freiburg) https://schalko.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/6nLMODFuAdk SCHWINDEL ((subgenre-prefix-) Punk, Berlin) https://schwindel.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/HIQQsBsk0LU + fragil/stabil DJ Night @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4g6555c

5 Jul 2026, 14:16 UTC≈1,460 viewsread 9 August 2026
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wednesday, july 22 Golden Diskó Ship (Elektro-Pop/Experimental, Berlin) https://goldendiskoship.bandcamp.com Oh No Noh (Instrumental/Ambient/Indie/Kraut, Leipzig) https://ohnonoh.bandcamp.com @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4avzaj4

8 Jun 2026, 19:17 UTC≈1,340 viewsread 9 August 2026
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saturday, june 13 TRAINER (No Wave Noise Rock, Saarbrücken) https://trainernoise.bandcamp.com AACKR (Instrumental Post Noise, Köln) https://aackr.bandcamp.com @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - noise 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4dmgdzk danach DJs Schapur & Grrrt

6 Jun 2026, 16:07 UTC≈1,600 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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tuesday, june 9 Snailmate (Synthpunk / Grindcore Pop / Nerd Rap, Phoenix/Arizona) https://snailmate.bandcamp.com https://youtube.com/c/snailmate Nerf (Synthspazzcore, Berlin) https://nnnnerf.bandcamp.com @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4dme8ts

👍1

30 May 2026, 16:17 UTC≈1,240 viewsread 9 August 2026
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thursday, june 4 Zookraught (Dance-Punk, Seattle) https://zookraught.bandcamp.com https://www.youtube.com/@zookraught5154 Restless (Noise-Punk, Berlin) https://wearerestless.bandcamp.com @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 . show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4dmc3o0

20 May 2026, 17:57 UTC≈1,190 viewsread 9 August 2026
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wednesday, june 3 Myles Bullen (Soft Rap/Art Poet absentee shawnee, Portland - Fake Four inc.) https://mylesbullen.bandcamp.com/music https://youtu.be/3VlHp0ZH3aQ The Berry (Punk Rap Mavericks, Leipzig) https://theberry.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/bWSB_Uf3oiY Nepumuk (Hip Hop, Berlin) https://sichtexot.bandcamp.com/album/im-dicken-fell-der-nackten-wahrheit https://youtu.be/HOHydvpOAhU @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 -

14 May 2026, 15:45 UTC≈1,700 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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monday, may 25 Tatsuya Yoshida & Risa Takeda (Improv-Jazz/Avant-Prog-Rock, Tokyo) https://tatsuyayoshidarisatakeda.bandcamp.com Helicopter feat. Rieko Okuda (Improv-Jazz-Punk, Berlin) https://www.youtube.com/live/AsPpkPAIunM?si=WrPor9q7jOcLWbqe&t=1729 @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4dm7tcg

❤‍🔥1

1 May 2026, 17:30 UTC≈1,300 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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wednesday, may 13 VEX (Electronic, melodic and playful. Post-Punk dance tunes, Malmö) https://vex-tobias.bandcamp.com/music https://youtu.be/li3WBeEUycQ Earth Logoff (analog funny weird industrial body music, Berlin) https://earthlogoff.bandcamp.com @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4dm5o6o

🔥1

29 Apr 2026, 17:09 UTC≈1,470 viewsread 9 August 2026
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tuesday, may 12 SØWT (Noise-Rock, Eindhoven, NL) https://sowtmusic.bandcamp.com https://youtu.be/vwpU2MFx1M4 Rooves (Progressive / Psychedelic Rock. Bln) https://roovesberlin.bandcamp.com @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 20:00 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4azdgog

22 Apr 2026, 15:57 UTC≈1,290 viewsread 9 August 2026
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thursday, may 7 OIRO (Punk, Düsseldorf) https://oiro.bandcamp.com/music Ok Nein (Punk, Berlin) https://oknein.bandcamp.com John, Paul, George, Ringo und Richard (Electro-Lo-Fi-Punk, Berlin) https://phantomrecords.bandcamp.com/album/das-ist-die-zukunft-aber-nicht-deine @ Schokoladen doors 19:00 - show 19:30 Tickets: https://vvk.link/4b0dweo

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @thrstnmsrbl. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 300,547 of 1,481,502entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“thirsty & miserable” (@thrstnmsrbl), 73 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thrstnmsrbl.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.