Была такая соцсеть куда еду и голые жопы выкладывали. Зашел давеча, а теперь это помойка иишных фото и видео. Ожидаемо
🤝1

Channel
@thesimple_man
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
28subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001242673978 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @thesimple_man |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/thesimple_man |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 52% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 04:38 | 28 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 05:02 | 29 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 04:49 | 29 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 12 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
33 reactions across 19 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 21.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤝 | 7 | 21.2% | |
| 💯 | 6 | 18.2% | |
| 🔥 | 5 | 15.2% | |
| 🤣 | 5 | 15.2% | |
| 😁 | 4 | 12.1% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 6.06% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 6.06% | |
| 🥴 | 2 | 6.06% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 33 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 12 May 2026 to 14 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Была такая соцсеть куда еду и голые жопы выкладывали. Зашел давеча, а теперь это помойка иишных фото и видео. Ожидаемо
🤝1
Сегодня был искренне удивлён. Ну его нахуй, пойду спать
🔥1
зашел в соцсеточку которая у нас не сильно приветствуется — а там третьим постом, от какой-то предложенной, новостной говно-группы про звёзд — какая-то хуета в духе: куда же пропал звезда-герой какого-то говна? Его мол называли главным актером вселенной и пророчили ебанутый успех. Кто называл? Где он играл? Чё он сделал — ответ на этот и многие другие вопросы — ХУЙ ЕГО ЗНАЕТ. Видимо тут соцсеть не за пропаганду педик…
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вайбкодинг збс, пацаны! это как женитьба только еще круче. Ты прям влияешь на процесс
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ладно Клод, хватит быть такими продуктивными...скомандуй мне идти спать
Про Володю и Тараса писал. Володя пИздит и помалкивает, у Тараса телефон садится но он с него тиктоки снимает как он Володю победил уже почти, как у Володи даже пельмени кончились дома в холодильнике. Володя в пиар не умеет но уебать умеет
🔥2
Еба 3 заправки проехал — везде БОЛТ. ТАТНЕФТЬ родная — полный бак и эчпочмаки. Хуле пищать. Тачку в гараж, пивка Самарского и спать. Завтра сложный день
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Эх мне бы в 20 такие ИИ технологии как сейчас, я бы уже сейчас стал таким беспомощным долбоебом как через 10 лет
😁2
Fuck fuel economy — на тачке выглядит как тупая шутка. Сейчас за полный бак делают то, что раньше за айфон 😂
🤣2
Я когда начал на машине ездить — первый раз на заправку заехал. Каким-то хреном бак перелил и у меня верхом бенз полился. Я поржал, что арабским шейхам так тачки заправляют. Бенз кажется по 13р был.
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Смотришь Балабанова великого. Счастья хочешь. А тут хуяк — реклама Ozona. Какой цинизм
🤝2
День хороший, Ельцин — нет ⛔
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @thesimple_man. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Простой человек” (@thesimple_man), 28 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thesimple_man.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.