I don't want him grow up😢💜 @teenalternativelnd 🔥

Channel
teen ageS🌵🍕
@teenalternativelnd
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
6subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001084547868 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @teenalternativelnd |
| Created | Between 1 September 2016 and 22 January 2017 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 4 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 4 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/teenalternativelnd |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 46% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 15:36 | 6 | -1 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 12:42 | 7 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 13:32 | 8 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 00:58 | 8 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 22 January 2017 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 March 2017. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
#Miserable ✌️🏼🙄 @teenalternativelnd 🌫
Happy #NationalPizzaDay2017 🍕🎉♥️ @teenalternativelnd 💫
چیزی فشار دهنده تر و تحمل ناپذیرتر از آن نیست و نمی تواند باشد که انسان فقط در اثر یک اتفاق به کلی نابود شود. فقط در اثر یک اتفاق، اتفاقی که ممکن بود اصلاً واقع نشود! @teenalternativelnd 🕳
#TS 🎤✨ @teenalternativelnd 💫
🙄💩👣 @teenalternativelnd 🌫
#bliss 🌈 @teenalternativelnd 🌌
Happy Birthday to the best person ever. 💕 #CristianoRonaldo 🥇 #legend 💎 #32 🎂 So happy to have you as my #idol ♥️ @teenalternativelnd 🍾
Right now you seem so far away... #TVD 3×14 🥃 @teenalternativelnd 🌧
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So true... @teenalternativelnd 💖
I'm so incredibly proud of this man I can't even explain how much I love him❤ #23 🎇🎤 #HappyBirthdayHarry 🎉🎈 @teenalternativelnd 🎆
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @teenalternativelnd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“teen ageS🌵🍕” (@teenalternativelnd), 6 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/teenalternativelnd.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.