خدایا یا تصمیم های مسئولین بورسی رو عقلانی کن و به نفع سهامدار خرد یا یا اصلا ی گاو همین الان شنا کنه😜 خدا : 😐😐😐 #تک_سلولی_مبهم @takselloliyemobham

Channel
کانال طنز ِتک سلولی مبهم{م.س}کاریکاتومیکس
@takselloliyemobham
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
524subscribers
-6 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001079355373 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @takselloliyemobham |
| Created | 21 October 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/takselloliyemobham |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Sept 2026, 15:40 | 524 | -1 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 21:44 | 525 | -5 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:31 | 530 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 00:40 | 530 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 4 October 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 April 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
سوریلند تغییر سوژه : تک سلولی مبهم 😂 Elva @kafiha
#دل_خداهم_گرفته #گیج_بلند #مهدی_سرستیان https://t.me/gijeboland
تصور من از وی آی پی بعضی از دوستان بعد از خوندن تبلیغاتشون 😐😐😐 #تک_سلولی_مبهم @takselloliyemobham
به مرغ پنجاه هزار اشکم 😢 #تک_سلولی_مبهم @takselloliyemobham
دکتر عباد عزیز درگذشت پدر گرامیتان رابه جنابعالی و خانواده محترم تسلیت میگم
تو این روزهایی که بازار منفیه بیای و چند تا سهمی هم که مثبتن رو یه جا ببندی حداقل کج سلیقگی هست. پیام خوبی برای بازار نداره. ۸ ماه سهم ها قفل صف فروش بودن کسی ککش نگزید. @mortezaebad 😐👀🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😐😐😐 نمیدونم چرا هر وقت میرم صفحه اقای عباد رو بالا پایین میکنم این پست که رد میشه دوباره میزنم با دقت میخونم😐😐😐بابا طرف هرچقدرم از دست این ندانم کاری های بازار اعصابش خورد باشه که فحش نمیده، منما🙄🚶♂🚶♂🚶♂ بزار یبار دیگه …
من هروقت بعد یسال قرمزی و کلی دعا و نذر و نیاز و اشک توی بورس, میگم اینبار دیگه می دونم 😐 #تک_سلولی_مبهم @takselloliyemobham
تو این بازار کانالایی که برای ریزش های اینچنینی توجیهات ماستمالاسیونی می آورند رو بخاطر بسپارید و از فردا یک کلمه حرفشون رو ملاک تصمیمی قرار ندید،سالهاست این جماعت سیاه روی ، کیسه و دستمال بدست ،پیشانی بر میز مجازی میسایند و غیر مستقیم با مطالبشان ،مجیز مدیران اشتباه و اشتباه مدیران را میگویند و ذغال را جای لیدی و جنیفر به شما فروخته اند،دلایل قدرت و جناح بازی را به بهانه بخشنامه ای گره می زنند و دلایل رانت را به عرب…
😐😐😐😐🚶♂🚶♂ #بیابرویچیزبراخودت_بگیر 😂😂 #ازتپه_هابوگو @takselloliyemobham
برای تمامی سنگ های پا🚶♂🚶♂ @takselloliyemobham
حدود نهصد میلیون پاداش برای کسانی که تپه دست نیافته ای را پیدا کنند،برای ششماهه دوم سال در نظر گرفتیم 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 نائنگی میقولی سهامدار خرد؟ @takselloliyemobham
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @takselloliyemobham. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 1
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@takselloliyemobham named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 1 post, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“کانال طنز ِتک سلولی مبهم{م.س}کاریکاتومیکس” (@takselloliyemobham), 524 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/takselloliyemobham.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.