Channel
@taketheashes
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
285subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002401390230 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @taketheashes |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 9 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/taketheashes |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 13:22 | 285 | no change |
| 9 Aug 2026, 12:17 | 285 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 16 October 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 17 (16 October 2025 – 29 July 2026) |
| Views total | 311 |
| Reactions total | 53 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 9 Aug 2026, 12:17 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
734 reactions across 17 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 445 | 60.6% | |
| 🔥 | 207 | 28.2% | |
| 💔 | 64 | 8.72% | |
| 😢 | 8 | 1.09% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 0.954% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 0.409% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 734reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 16 October 2025 to 29 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @taketheashes. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 17 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 16 October 2025 to 29 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Мои сверстницы были юными и фигуристыми красотками, пока я ничего не ела и становилась еще уродливей. РПП, всплеск гормонов, влюбленности без тактильности и взаимности — мне внушили вину за чувства и за желание стать красивее. Первый секс строго по расписанию — когда мама с законом позволили, я не очень хотела, но в принципе, все ебутся — мне тоже надо бы. Нет, никто меня не насиловал, подворотен, ударов — не было,…
❤20😢8
Смотри как мы с тобой поступим: ты прямо сейчас завалишь ебучку, знающую как лучше, ведь я была красивой и робкой десятилетней малышкой, в день когда в мой рот шмыгнул скользкий язык ублюдка на несколько лет постарше. Мои «нет» были то ли тихими, то ли похуй на них было в принципе, но факт — фактом, он выпил пива и мой рот оцепило ужасом. И не надо мне блять рассказывать про открытое тело и манкий взгляд — на дворе…
💔22😁3
Мне самой себе объяснить бы, что скрывается во грехе, что стихи — это не искусство — а ожоги на языке, что в божественном протоколе — обязательно созидание, сослагательные глаголы — не являются оправданием, Правда ценится только тем лишь, что сладка и приятна ложь, если кажется нищим дервиш — ты дешевле его подошв, и чем больше гусиных лапок потопталось около глаз, тем отчетливей понимаешь, что прав Гегель был, а н…
❤43👏7
Боже, прости мой взгляд, что так пуст и сер, мои руки, что боли с трудом не знали, и что лучше цветов — шедевральный твоих созданий, для меня перевод на Сбер. Извини, что такая дурная дочь, я ищу тебя много лет в своем нищем сердце, но от лжи и боли там мало места, и меньше каждую ночь. Мне неважно как, но спасибо, что сохранил; мое тело всегда в тепле и комфорте спален, и от трех тюльпанов в сверкающем целофане, о…
❤31🔥10
Равняйсь. Не беги, умоляю, от страхов, ссутулясь, не будь среди этих трусов, держи равновесие даже целуясь, как завещал Бутусов. Всё проходит, как мерзкий апрельский снег, только наша любовь не в счёт, если будешь сильнее, чем эти все — значит всё это скоро пройдёт. Смирно! Стой, заземлись, обними сам себя в перекур между сном и явью, как бы ни был суров гордый нрав ноября, сохраняй верность пьяному маю, Всем зд…
❤43🔥7
Взгляд уперев в вензеля шерстяные на красном ковре, тыча пальцем внутри, малыш захолустной панельки России боится заснуть один. Вот узор поплывет и слезинки впитает край от выцвевшего белья, пока он засыпает, его обнимает колючий озноб февраля. Утро холодом выдернет нас из постели, и опять Aquafresh, Nescafe и LD — неизменные всадники новой недели, новой только по цифрам на календаре. Мне так холодно, Господи, бол…
🔥30❤22
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❤24💔10
Ляяяя та ты шо😮
🔥30❤9
И мне зарядит оплеуху судьба в надежде подсказать как делать надо, как не надо и как вообще сука нельзя, но я опять полезу в воду не зная броду и вода всего плюс два, она чернеет и нет там дна. А я опять на газ на красный, опять свернула под кирпич, там тело всмятку лихорадит, кошмар и сонный паралич, там щеки щиплет на морозе от рассекающих их слез, хоть в целом похеру на щеки, на слезы, боль и на мороз — за ситуац…
❤31🔥18
Жизнь в целом можно описать Пятью стихами Губермана: Обидно крайне умирать, Пожив так неприлично мало, Кто будет, если меня нет, ломиться в двери? Ходить куда-то не туда совсем не с теми? Попутный ветер обругав за холод в спины, Мы все себя до пор сих не простили За жгучее желание в костях Быть теми, кем никак не можем стать. Пощупать счастье мне никак не удается, Из пальцев ускользает суть момента; Я словно для кр…
❤35🔥12
Ненавижу сопли, упрёки, кирке, Я сильнее всех (если вдруг кто спросит), но прильну губами к резьбе бутылки в декабре, мне исполнится 28. У меня в руке тридцать три ладони,и у них такие родные пальцы, снова нервное что-то под сердцем стонет, но по нотам, так что́ — нельзя придраться. Только быть бы мне тише, спокойней, крепче, и уже, наконец, проработать папу, но раздевшись и гордо расправив плечи, я опять вхожу в…
🔥34❤18
«кем ты вырастешь»/«кем ты станешь» звучало из каждой щели, каков итог? скоп проекций и ожиданий обрушили в колыбель и вот я никто. мне плюются в лицо с вершин, тех, которых я не достиг и теперь вместо запятых в моей речи звучит «прости»
❤35🔥14
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @taketheashes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Citation-graph rank — 1,245,764 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Катя Пепельница” (@taketheashes), 285 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/taketheashes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.