Ебать. Спасибо, дядя Я всегда хотела чтобы мои тексты начинались со сноски от психотерапевта
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Channel
@syrkosiqka
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
175subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002226601494 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @syrkosiqka |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/syrkosiqka |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Sept 2026, 12:58 | 175 | +1 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 13:58 | 174 | -2 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 20:34 | 176 | +3 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 14:07 | 173 | +2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 15:01 | 171 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 14:05 | 171 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:32 | 172 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 25 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
360 reactions across 12 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 183 | 50.8% | |
| ❤🔥 | 83 | 23.1% | |
| 🔥 | 81 | 22.5% | |
| 💔 | 10 | 2.78% | |
| 😭 | 3 | 0.833% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 360 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 25 June 2026 to 22 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Ебать. Спасибо, дядя Я всегда хотела чтобы мои тексты начинались со сноски от психотерапевта
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Давай! Мы будем говорить как настоящие друзья. Алло. Привет. Ну как дела? Ничего не изменилось с тех пор как ты ушла. Ну как там твоя псина? Я всё ещё люблю тебя.
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Минхо вздрогнул, когда рядом с его лицом вдруг появилось нечто сладко пахнущее, мазнув чем-то гладким и прохладным по щеке.
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Молюсь, чтобы кто-нибудь однажды дал Хенджину послушать эту песню хотя бы на английском Хотя я считаю главным упущением этой версии, что не зная русский — им не достать звёзды руками
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Только скажи, Дальше нас двое Только огни Аэродрома Мы убежим, Нас не догонят Дальше от них, Дальше от дома Ночь-проводник Спрячь наши тени За облака За облаками Нас не найдут, Нас не изменят Им не достать Звезды руками!
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Надеюсь, Минхо не забыл где у него лежат ключи от байка, а то я отлично знаю эту фазу — дальше она захочет гнать по пустым дорогам ночного города со врубленой на полную колонкой
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Девочки, гляньте на мою ебейшую шакшуку и идите приготовьте себе что-нибудь хорошее на завтрак, а не как я обычно
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Теперь мы знаем кто победил в неравной битве за место с Хенджином на лежанке
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Найдите себе человека, который будет дефать вас до талого, даже если вы выдадите себя сами же через пять секунд после совершенного преступления
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Знаете, вот смотрю я на это лицо для флирта и могу буквально представить как Хенджин был тотально и беспощадно забулен Минхо Примерно настолько, что тот бы до конца своих дней в ответ на любые подкаты получал бы лишь холодный душ Погодите-ка...
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Найдите себе человека, который будет смеяться даже над самой нелепой вашей шуткой
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Напутствие для остальных — пройти хотя бы больше десятка метров Напутствие для Хёнхо — не уходить на другой конец Пусана в поисках еды Зато теперь мы знаем, что Хёнхо никогда не посылают за едой, ведь те устроят себе очередную восьмичасовую свиданку с проходкой по всем прилавкам и сожрут всё по дороге, пока остальные будут умирать с голоду.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @syrkosiqka. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Powerless” (@syrkosiqka), 175 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/syrkosiqka.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.