Channel
@swordnerd
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303subscribers
+14 since we began measuring on 27 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002198233361 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @swordnerd |
| Created | Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 27 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 10 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/swordnerd |
Literature — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 14 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 64% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Nov 2026, 13:56 | 303 | -1 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 09:25 | 304 | +1 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 08:34 | 303 | +5 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 01:46 | 298 | +5 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 20:17 | 293 | +4 |
| 27 Sept 2026, 16:22 | 289 | no change |
| 27 Sept 2026, 15:47 | 289 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 10 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Inspired by the original thought of rhyse/glittering garbage, which I tried to reinterpret and carry into a different reflection. Might feel stiff but it is what it is........ We feel seen beneath the night sky because it seems to be reflecting something of us. The darkness is apathetic, endless and absolute, holding millions of stars within it, some brighter by chance, some too faint to be noticed through the da…
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Yes I judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree
I judge the fish by the tree, call its drowning incompetence, then crown myself wise for inventing the ladder. I measure wings by how well they kneel, call silence a failure to speak, and name my cruelty a standard.
The Man Who Kept Missing His Own Funeral
I arrived late to my funeral. The flowers were already tired, the candles had forgotten what they were burning for, and someone was crying beside a photograph I don't remember taking. They said I was a good man. I almost interrupted them. The coffin was closed, which felt rude. I wanted to see who they had buried. So I asked the priest if the dead ever get to attend their own endings. He looked at me the way pe…
Guys I've OCD can I get 713 subs and fix this odd subscribers number
water is wrong too thick it keeps me or i keep it hard to hold the thought there is something pale pressing above not light just pressure it drinks through threads through me i remember hands no i remember forgetting them fingers went soft first then names then the need to belong to a face eyes stayed shouldn’t have they didn’t close they melted inward now something moves through one slow like it was alwa…
should I be consistent? (No right?)
from 500 to 281 this channel has seen true downfall Icarus must be proud!! or maybe not 💃
anyone up?
empty within… this heart of mine no ink enough to fill it, none to drive away the dark such weight upon my eyelids, as though the world rests on them an atheist I was, yet now… O God, I leave myself to you I have done nothing in life, and yet it feels as though all is spent, nothing remains a worshipper of art, I call myself a creator—yet I have created nothing with a petty mind I set out to measure the world so igno…
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @swordnerd. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Backyard” (@swordnerd), 303 subscribers as measured 2 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/swordnerd.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.