Channel
@svatywenzel
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
23subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 10 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003876196141 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @svatywenzel |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/svatywenzel |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 44% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Oct 2026, 21:02 | 23 | -2 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 06:43 | 25 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 09:03 | 26 | no change |
| 10 Aug 2026, 02:32 | 26 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 8 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
36 reactions across 12 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5194915153858016751 | 9 | 25.0% | |
| custom 5438651708932641550 | 5 | 13.9% | |
| 🥰 | 5 | 13.9% | |
| custom 5262969623627704708 | 4 | 11.1% | |
| custom 5400235614471726164 | 3 | 8.33% | |
| custom 5471975947865438020 | 3 | 8.33% | |
| custom 5240486659539108798 | 2 | 5.56% | |
| custom 5458395123836526220 | 2 | 5.56% | |
| ❤🔥 | 2 | 5.56% | |
| custom 5193155535821621456 | 1 | 2.78% |
Custom emoji. 8 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 36 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 August 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Парня, которого ты реально любила застрелили в подъезде, и найти утешение теперь возможно придется в лице не очень приятного мужика, который последний год слал подарки тебе домой, типа ухаживал, подарки это правда батончики и газировка по скидке из приложения самокат
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Слышь ты ебало то завали
блять я словил паническую атаку только что из-за рилса, где чел очень хуево пародировал голос спанчбоба
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женщины составляют вишлисты, в надежде, что их кто-то оплатит, ведут телеграм каналы на 10 читателей с распаковками из вб, красят губы, выходя за контур, обсцыкают унитазы, взгромоздясь грязными подошвами своей обуви прямо на ободок, разбираются в брендах одежды, сумок и украшений, ненавидят себя, ненавидят жизнь и природу, чествуют смерть, ликуют и пируют словно демоны ночи, глядя трукрайм и беременна в16 а мужчины…
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❗️Верховный суд РФ снял партию "Яблоко" с выборов в Госдуму по иску "Родины", передает корреспондент ТАСС из суда.
Скинули видео - это ужас какой-то. Для парня такое унижение - это хуже чем для телки удар отчима кулаком по спине во время секса. Чувак всю жизнь теперь будет стесняться своих естественных потребностей, таких как дрочить и смотреть порно. А может и баб будет бояться. Вообще странно - чуваку 17 лет. Когда мне было столько же, за фапом на порно меня палили раз пять, начиная с 13 лет, но всегда тактично съезжали с темы.…
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хехе, эй, Лоис, смотри, я зачитываю иск к партии Яблоко, чтобы снять их с выборов
Мне начинает казаться, что почти не осталось психически здоровых женщин, которые не употребляют антидепрессанты и другие подобные таблетки. Буквально все жрут 💊 Ходят по психологам и жрут 💊
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хуя се. спасибо за цитату
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @svatywenzel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“svatywenzel” (@svatywenzel), 23 subscribers as measured 2 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/svatywenzel.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.