اگر دوستم نداری، من دوستت دارم. و اگر دوستت دارم، مواظب خودت باش. •کریستین بوبن• •دیوانهوار•

Channel
Surrealism🌀
@surrealism
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
336subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001038883719 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @surrealism |
| Created | Between 1 January 2016 and 31 October 2016 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 25 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 25 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/surrealism |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 58% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 06:19 | 336 | +2 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 06:36 | 334 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 01:08 | 333 | -1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 10:25 | 334 | -1 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 06:24 | 335 | -4 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 339 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:18 | 339 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 27 May 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
من و نیمهی گمشدهام هنگام جدایی هر دو به یک اندازه زیبا بودیم؛ اما اکنون، من با یک زندگی سخت در رنج و عذابم و او با یک زندگی راحت در آسایش و راحتی. •آنیولو فیرنتزوئولا• •دربارهی زیبایی زنان•
چگونه من را چونان برگی در میان بادها رها کردی و رفتی؟ پس از تو ما همچون پری در باران گم شدیم. آیا به این روزها فکر کرده بودی؟ •نزار قبانی•
Signed Parniya
فقط یادت نره. تو واینسادی یه نفره. یکی داره شبیه خودت، از این کوه و دره میگذره. منو یادت نره.
Signed Parniya
از همهچیز خالی شدهام. نه خوشحالم نه بدحال. نه شاد نه غمگين و نه امیدوارم یا نومید. بی گذشته و آینده، سکونی بی زمان و مکان، معلق در هیچ، همراه با نوعی آگاهی خوابزده به وجود خود، خوابی بیرویا، با چشمان باز. •شاهرخ مسکوب• •روزها در راه•
Signed Parniya
«بدون تو دنیای من انگار تماشاگر نداشت»
Signed Parniya
فهمیدم که بله! آدم میتواند همزمان به پیشرفت و حرکت به جلو و رفتن به کوه و هرگز برنگشتن فکر کند. •حمید سلیمی•
Signed Parniya
"همچون دوندهای که در حساسترین لحظهی مسابقه میایستد و سعی میکند بفهمد، منظور از مسابقه چیست؟" •چوران• •قطعات تفکر•
Signed Parniya
حس خارج از جریان بودن دارد خفهام میکند. کاش در جای دیگری به دنیا آمده بودم، افسوس که همه عمرم و همه تواناییهایم را باید فقط و فقط به علت عشق به خاک و دلبستگی به خاطرهها در بیغولهای که پر از مرگ و حقارت و بیهودگی است تلف کنم، همچنان که تا به حال کردهام. •فروغ فرخزاد در نامه ای به ابراهیم گلستان•
Signed Parniya
با ابرهای خستهی پُراشک تابستان اینطور از راه رسید مثل کسی که میداند بیهوده آمده •آگوتا کریستوف• •میخها•
Signed Parniya
چیزی که دوست دارم این است که با فردی ملاقات کنم که بتوانم کلاهم را به نشانهی احترام به او از سر بردارم و بگویم: متشکرم که متولد شدی، هرچه بیشتر زنده باشی، بهتر است. •ماکسیم گورکی•
Signed Parniya
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Signed Parniya
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @surrealism. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@honarefilmnameh · 25,971
Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 14 September 2026
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Surrealism🌀” (@surrealism), 336 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/surrealism.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.