Ироничные still life portraits ☺️ Снято @timotheechambovet (три раза прочитала Тимоти Шаламэ 🙈🤭) и @alixlacloche.
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋

Channel
@still_life_is_my_life
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
320subscribers
+5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001955131283 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @still_life_is_my_life |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/still_life_is_my_life |
Art & design — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 04:41 | 320 | +1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 22:35 | 319 | +3 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 05:03 | 316 | +1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:14 | 315 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 03:02 | 315 | first reading |
7 posts held, back to 22 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 7 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
90 reactions across 7 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 54 | 60.0% | |
| 🔥 | 20 | 22.2% | |
| 👏 | 8 | 8.89% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 4.44% | |
| 🎉 | 3 | 3.33% | |
| 💯 | 1 | 1.11% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 7 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 90 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 7 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Ироничные still life portraits ☺️ Снято @timotheechambovet (три раза прочитала Тимоти Шаламэ 🙈🤭) и @alixlacloche.
🔥8❤4
Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
* забыла сказать 🤭, если бы не было творческих съемок, то и этой обложки тоже не было бы))) 😎
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
Друзья, сегодня я праздную свою маленькую личную победу. И мне очень хочется разделить её с вами. Потому что речь пойдёт о still life. Я всегда мечтала, чтобы однажды мой still life оказался на обложке журнала. И да, я знаю, что такие кадры крайне редко становятся обложками, если это не специально созданный редакционный проект. И сегодня этот момент настал. Мой кадр был выбран на обложку голландского еженедельно…
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
Моя вариация 🤣🤣🤣 из мусора 🤭😁
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
Недавно открыла для себя Joseph Horner и он создает вот такие вот интересные натюрморты из цветов и фруктов 😍 И мне так понравилось, я залипаю порой, естественно, что тоже хочется сразу что-то такое поделать тоже))) Вообще очень оригинальная идея на мой взгляд, что думаете?
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
#однажды_в_июле Забавный кадр сделала вчера в перекрестке... кто-то оставил нектарин.. Иногда я думаю, что люблю натюрморт за вот это незримое присутствие человека в кадре. Ведь кто-то же его там случайно оставил, может это был ребенок, а может какая-то девушка крутила его в руках, и на что-то отвлеклась... Забавно это все же, жанр про предметы, но все эти предметы оставил после себя человек. Делитесь своими нахо…
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
Идея - превыше всего!!! Иногда очень полезно ставить идею на первое место и отпускать контроль, чтобы «сделать все идеально». Потому что идея - мимолетна, она как вспышка, и у меня часто бывает, что пока я основательно готовлюсь, я уже не хочу и не знаю, что я вообще хотела… А каждая реализованная идея (не важно как) - это новый опыт! Это какое-то открытие, это удовлетворение от процесса и самого факта, что я ее …
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Signed Assel Rembekova 💋
Showing the 7 most recent of 7 posts we hold for @still_life_is_my_life. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@still_life_is_my_life named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Still life is my life” (@still_life_is_my_life), 320 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/still_life_is_my_life.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.