Welcome to the next generation P2E-game in Telegram — Staff Only, where you can collect daily combo sets, upgrade you character, play and earn $STAFF coin! 🍟 Play to Airdrop 💸
Need a hand? We will! @staffonly_support
Created
Between 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Gaming — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
11 measurements spanning 10 days, net -16,100. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 879,399–900,329 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
16 Aug 2026, 07:57
881,814
-2,202
14 Aug 2026, 21:08
884,016
-1,794
13 Aug 2026, 14:36
885,810
-690
12 Aug 2026, 16:08
886,500
-1,909
11 Aug 2026, 13:44
888,409
-2,358
10 Aug 2026, 10:14
890,767
-1,926
9 Aug 2026, 06:48
892,693
-1,090
8 Aug 2026, 08:21
893,783
-2,342
7 Aug 2026, 07:50
896,125
-1,058
6 Aug 2026, 09:40
897,183
-731
6 Aug 2026, 01:32
897,914
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 2 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 25 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Photos
119
Videos
1
Links
122
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 16 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
429 reactions across 20 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
293
68.3%
👍
55
12.8%
🔥
29
6.76%
😁
8
1.86%
🥰
8
1.86%
🤯
7
1.63%
🎉
6
1.40%
🤪
5
1.17%
❤🔥
4
0.932%
👏
4
0.932%
💘
2
0.466%
😱
2
0.466%
🦄
2
0.466%
🆒
1
0.233%
🏆
1
0.233%
👻
1
0.233%
🫡
1
0.233%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 429reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2025 to 15 October 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🍬 Dodge That Hamster Poison!
Hey Staffers, still mastering your flying donut? Don’t forget to stay sharp!
👕 The HAMSTER POISON challenge is still lurking:
🟠 Spot that poison on your screen? Swipe it away fast!
🟠 Clear it to make the hamster vanish
🟠 Then scoop up those donuts for extra coins
Stay quick, keep safe, and grab those rewards🐹
🍿 Play | 📷 Instagram | 📹 YouTube | 📱 X | ✉️ Support
🌯 Burger Challenge Keeps Cooking!
Hey Staffers, still hunting those 4-part burger pieces? That tasty 100,000 $STAFF reward is still up for grabs!
🍩 Quick tip: Keep an eye out for those sneaky burger bits in-game, collect all four, and cash in big!
🐹 They’re hiding but always in reach – don’t let them slip away!
Jump back in and stack that burger high today!
🍿 Play | 📷 Instagram | 📹 YouTube | 🐣 X | ✉️ Support
🤖 Supercharge Your Auto-Farm!
Hey Staffers! Don’t let those rewards slip – let’s recap how to amp up your Auto-Farm!
🔴 Auto-Farm Multiplier
— Dive into the "Boosts" tab in-game
— Use 🪙 to level it up: +0.5x boost each time
🔘Double Rewards with Ads
— Fire up Auto-Farm and pick the 2x option
— Watch a short ad for an instant coin double
Farm smarter and stack higher – get started! 🚀
🍿 Play | 📷 Instagram | 📹 YouT…
😶🌫️ Daily Logins for Free Skins!
Hey Staffers! Don’t forget – those awesome rare skins are still up for grabs for FREE with daily logins!
😁 Quick recap:
🔘 Hit 7 straight days = Score 1 skin on day 7!
🔘 Stick with it for 4 weeks (28 days) = Unlock ALL 4 skins at no cost!
🔘 Break the streak? It resets – keep the habit going!
Don’t let these gems slip away – log in every day and grow your collection without a dim…
🥇 Keep Rocking Your Syndicate!
Hey Staffers, don’t let those sweet rewards slip - your syndicate hustle is ready to shine!
☝️ Forgot the fun? Here’s the deal:
🟡 Land in the Top 3 of your syndicate
🟡 Snag 10 💛, 25 🉑, or 50 🈸 Potatoes daily based on your rank
Climb higher for better boosts - jump in now!
🍿 Play | 📷 Instagram | 📹 YouTube | 🐣 X | ✉️ Support
🚀 Boost Your Distance Range!
Hey Staffers, don’t miss out – level up your Distance Range for longer gaming sessions!
🫱 Forgot the perks? Check this out:
🟠 Smash more baskets per run
🟠 Stretch your playtime longer
🟠 Rack up extra $STAFF with ease
Don’t let your sessions end early – max them out now!
🍿 Play | 📷 Instagram | 📹 YouTube | 🐣 X | ✉️ Support
😧 Staffers, What’s Your Summer Dish Pick?
We all know every dish has its season! With summer in full swing, we’re curious – which Staff Only dish are you ordering the most?
🍔 Hot Ostrich Burger48%
🥵 Pink Punkin Donut30%
🍱 Hiroshima Fish Roll9%
🎴 Not French Fries13%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
🎟 Syndicates Are Your Ticket to Bigger Wins!
Hey Staffers, don’t miss out – team up with Syndicates in Staff Only for epic rewards!
☝️ Forgot the perks? Here’s why they rock:
🟡 Join forces, earn more $STAFF together
🟡 Battle other teams for leaderboard glory
🟡 Grab exclusive rewards for the top 3 in your syndicate
🐹 Still need a team?
Channel owners with 1,000+ subscribers can start their own Syndicate – build …
😶🌫️ Level Up Your Lives & Regen Speed!
Hey Staffers, don’t miss out – boost your Number of Lives and Regeneration Speed!
🫱 Perks include:
🟢 More Lives = Survive more fails
🟢 Faster Regen = Quick session restarts
🟢 More $STAFF with less downtime
Earn more with boosted lives now!
🍿 Play | 📷 Instagram | 📹 YouTube | 🐣 X | ✉️ Support
👻 Ghost Mode is Waiting for You!
Hey Staffers, don’t miss out – GHOST MODE is still here to level up your skills!
☝️ This exclusive mode gives you a full game simulation without $STAFF earnings – perfect for practice!
What’s in it for you?
🟡 Same lives as the main game for real training
🟡 A chill way to unwind and have fun
🟡 Prep for epic runs in the main game
Jump back in and enjoy GHOST MODE today!
🍿 Play |…
😶🌫️ Imagine you’re tackling a tough part of the game – which assistant would you trust to turn the tide, preserve your progress, and boost your earnings per run?
🐜 Bug Ass-Light25%
🐝 Vespa Mandarina21%
🧚♂️ Fairy Absinthe17%
👼 Angel On Call28%
🦀 Cutethulhu14%
🦞 Beam Buddy15%
🦐 Dracula's Pet34%
🪰 The Coat Eater13%
The shares total 167%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
❤15👍3🤯2
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @staffonlygame. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 6 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
😧 Staffers, What’s Your Summer Dish Pick?
We all know every dish has its season! With summer in full swing, we’re curious – which Staff Only dish are you ordering the most?
🍔 Hot Ostrich Burger48%
🥵 Pink Punkin Donut30%
🍱 Hiroshima Fish Roll9%
🎴 Not French Fries13%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
😶🌫️ Imagine you’re tackling a tough part of the game – which assistant would you trust to turn the tide, preserve your progress, and boost your earnings per run?
🐜 Bug Ass-Light25%
🐝 Vespa Mandarina21%
🧚♂️ Fairy Absinthe17%
👼 Angel On Call28%
🦀 Cutethulhu14%
🦞 Beam Buddy15%
🦐 Dracula's Pet34%
🪰 The Coat Eater13%
The shares total 167%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
❓ What unusual item did Mandy’s dad smuggle that got him caught?
A radioactive hamster49%
A glowing donut21%
A glowing donut15%
A laser potato peeler15%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2025 to 15 October 2025. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 544,472 of 1,481,243entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Domains linked from posts
3 domainsthis channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Staff Only Channel” (@staffonlygame), 881,814 subscribers as measured 16 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/staffonlygame.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.