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— yorkshire , 1813

@ssttbastard

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry

7subscribers

-59 since we began measuring on 27 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001201567624
TypeChannel
Username@ssttbastard
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded27 August 2026
Last confirmed live4 October 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged3 times, most recently 4 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/ssttbastard

Topic

Literature — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 97% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

71,33567127 August 2026 — 66 subscribers27 August 2026 — 66 subscribers5 September 2026 — 1,335 subscribers11 September 2026 — 7 subscribers27 August 202611 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 14 days, net -59. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
11 Sept 2026, 00:377-1,328
5 Sept 2026, 16:001,335+1,269
27 Aug 2026, 23:0066no change
27 Aug 2026, 22:4666first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 15 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 17 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
8s
Average length
8s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Recent posts

17 Feb 2026, 14:38 UTC546 viewsread 27 August 2026

a greater woman wouldnt beg, but i looked to the sky and said, "please. i've been on my knees. change the prophecy. let it once be me." who do i have to speak to about if they can redo the prophecy? a greater woman has faith, but even statues crumble if they're made to wait. im so afraid i sealed my fate. im just a paperweight in shades of greige. spending my last coin, so someone will tell me it'll be okay.

9 Feb 2026, 16:31 UTC568 viewsread 27 August 2026

nothing happened in the way i wanted. please be honest, are we better for it? my smile is like i won a contest, and to hide that would be so dishonest. and it's fine to fake it 'til you make it, 'til you do, 'til it's true. you wanting me tonight feels impossible. i cant speak, afraid to jinx it. i dont even dare to wish it. but your eyes are flying saucers from another planet. now im all for you, like Janet. can thi…

31 Dec 2025, 19:42 UTC≈3,880 viewsread 27 August 2026

while everyone's watching the fireworks on new years eve, i'll be thinking of you. i love you.

30 Dec 2025, 17:51 UTC≈4,010 viewsread 27 August 2026

you. i put you in everything i wrote. i might be the writer, but you'll always be the words.

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ssttbastard. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“— yorkshire , 1813” (@ssttbastard), 7 subscribers as measured 11 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ssttbastard.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.