Событие дня и года: 😳😂 На меня насрала птица
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Channel
@ss_mayer
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
75subscribers
-5 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001921332568 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ss_mayer |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ss_mayer |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 28 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 10 Oct 2026, 01:00 | 75 | +5 |
| 29 Sept 2026, 20:18 | 70 | -4 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 02:17 | 74 | +2 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 11:38 | 72 | -1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 03:14 | 73 | -4 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 06:34 | 77 | -2 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 10:57 | 79 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 19:16 | 80 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:21 | 80 | first reading |
10 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 10 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
47 reactions across 10 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
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| custom 5314631594797979356 | 33 | 70.2% | |
| custom 5323375688651146636 | 3 | 6.38% | |
| custom 6093530253299288049 | 3 | 6.38% | |
| custom 5215382790442353126 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| custom 5217933674598666830 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| custom 5438200784611214836 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| custom 6183665557959608800 | 2 | 4.26% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 10 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 10 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Событие дня и года: 😳😂 На меня насрала птица
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Кто не верит в гороскопы, можете не читать этот пост 🧘♀️ Этот год выдаётся слишком трансформационный во всех сферах. Конечно у меня каждый год происходят кризисы и меня это уже никак не удивляет, мне просто стало пофиг и просто рыдаю.. Но! Но..но..но Но я все равно продолжаю двигаться и жить. Несколько лет назад я все время впадала в уныние и опускала руки. Сейчас я анализирую ситуацию и понимаю, что с этим можно …
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Хочу быть невестой, но не хочу быть замужем 😘 Сегодня у нас был bride class в честь нашего любимого хореографа, которая скоро выходит замуж. 🥺 Мы танцевали 2 часа и потом немного отпраздновали. Я уже и поплакала и посмеялась. Этот вечер получился таким насыщенным и одновременно трогательным. Под эту песню я танцевала на 6 занятии. Скоро ещё выложу видос с моим соло (это получилось неожиданно), на котором снимала м…
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Летние будни 🤩☀️💛
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🐱🐱🐱 Мои мысли Сегодня я заметила такую тенденцию, что у большинства людей это лето проходит оооочень быстро. Тем временем у меня оно замедлилось так, что я до сих пор в шоке, что ещё впереди август. Почему так? Я выявила несколько фактов: 🤩 У меня лето началось в апреле или даже в марте, потому что жара наступила рано. 🤩 Каждый день я записываю, что у меня произошло за день (маленькие радости). 🤩 Ну, то что я у…
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🌊🌊 В копилку 🌊🌊 воспоминаний Вот так мне уже нравится больше. Я довольна 🤩
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Завтра пересниму 😀 37 из 50
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Вечерние прогулки 🌼 Мне так нравится, как я создаю историю этого лета. И я очень благодарна за множество возможностей, которые реализовываются в этом году 🙏 Хочется, чтобы зимой также проходило быстро время заполняя прекрасными событиями как летом
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Showing the 10 most recent of 10 posts we hold for @ss_mayer. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“I'm in myself” (@ss_mayer), 75 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ss_mayer.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.