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@spoonofsmetanya

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51subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002758246852
TypeChannel
Username@spoonofsmetanya
CreatedBetween 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded10 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 October 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/spoonofsmetanya

Topic

Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 29 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 96% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

495250.57 August 2026 — 52 subscribers10 August 2026 — 52 subscribers14 August 2026 — 51 subscribers23 August 2026 — 50 subscribers31 August 2026 — 49 subscribers17 September 2026 — 50 subscribers12 October 2026 — 51 subscribers517 August 202612 October 2026
7 measurements spanning 66 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 49–52 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Oct 2026, 17:4951+1
17 Sept 2026, 19:5950+1
31 Aug 2026, 02:3849-1
23 Aug 2026, 04:3750-1
14 Aug 2026, 20:3851-1
10 Aug 2026, 10:3052no change
7 Aug 2026, 18:0252first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

170 reactions across 12 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 54495504160795040305532.4%
custom 52490676734840220822816.5%
custom 52472208676115115092112.4%
custom 52715446074385570481810.6%
custom 5226546505661306261137.65%
custom 5224612683751378821127.06%
custom 5253637595996391746127.06%
custom 520392713341136500663.53%
custom 542511151529435456321.18%
custom 545643582847558505421.18%
custom 535043670562519442510.588%

Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 170 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 07:35 UTC21 views13 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Если вдруг вы увидите меня на улице и решите, что подойти и поздороваться это отличная идея. То сразу же отбросьте эту мысль, как только она придет вам в голову! Потому что вероятность того, что я вас не замечу, даже если вы будете в сантиметре от меня примерно 99,99999999% 🤡 Просто коротко о моих социальных навыках, внимательности и остроте слуха в одном фото (для справочки, с этим человеком я дружу уже 27 лет) 😀 …

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7 Aug 2026, 17:44 UTC33 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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У него передоз балдежа, а у меня начало половой жизни 😳

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7 Aug 2026, 05:54 UTC36 views18 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Пока я беззаботно пью кофу, кто-то старательно держит стены, чтоб дом не развалился Вот и думайте, кому живется тяжелее😐

custom 52472208676115115096custom 52536375959963917466custom 52715446074385570484custom 54495504160795040302

31 Jul 2026, 06:35 UTC70 views9 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Я: говорю Артуру, что вожу аккуратно, поворачиваю плавно Также йогурт, улетевший из пакета в стратосферу: че пиздим?)))

custom 54495504160795040305custom 52490676734840220823custom 53504367056251944251

29 Jul 2026, 16:56 UTC61 views13 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Вот когда я поставила брекеты, то твердо решила и говорила всем, что у меня нет зависимости от тех или иных продуктов. Да и вообще я могу спокойно прожить без чего то 1,5-2 года и особо не испытать дискомфорта в питании. Но знаете что? Я вас наебала 🤡 Артур купил кекс с маком из лавки и есть ощущение, что ему даже крошечки не достанется, потому что я накинусь на это произведение кулинарного искусства как дикий кабан…

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29 Jul 2026, 10:50 UTC55 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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лежанка целый день/лежанка через 0,00000001 сек., как на нее что-то поставили 🤡

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29 Jul 2026, 06:23 UTC51 views19 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Вторая неделя безработицы и балдежа закончилась три дня назад, а хотелось бы остаться в этом вайбе навсегда 😭 Режим сбит, мотивация и желание работать отсутствуют, такие вот итоги отпуска 🤡

custom 52490676734840220828custom 52536375959963917466custom 52246126837513788215

25 Jul 2026, 16:52 UTC70 views18 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Ой, две одинаковые фотки скинула 😰

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24 Jul 2026, 13:57 UTC64 views11 reactionsread 10 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

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24 Jul 2026, 13:57 UTC63 views10 reactionsread 10 August 2026

Его ежедневный послеобеденный концерт, на который не нужно покупать билеты 😀

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20 Jul 2026, 12:05 UTC90 views17 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Мама: вот тебе сертификат в Кухенленд, только его надо отоварить до октября В итоге я справилась с задачей за 30 минут 🕶

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19 Jul 2026, 13:39 UTC73 views14 reactionsread 10 August 2026
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Когда ты пубертатный подросток, то родители кринж и тебе стыдно сидеть с ними за одним столом 😒

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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @spoonofsmetanya. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Сметанный блог” (@spoonofsmetanya), 51 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/spoonofsmetanya.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.