Если честно, то я расстроен тем, что история с «журналистской» «Асиёй Несоевой» стала достоянием общественности. (Если кто не в курсе, то некая «Асия Несоевая» два года кормила эмигрантско-оппозиционные СМИ отборнейшими текстами про хтонический ужас жизни в России, которые все как один оказались фантазиями автор_ки.) Сейчас эти псевдоСМИ трут тексты и оправдываются. Но очень смешно. Например, главред собчаковского…

Channel
Sofa Military
@sofamilitary
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001442232447 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @sofamilitary |
| Description | СВОшные сохранёнки и щитпост |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 31 August 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/sofamilitary |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 23:47 | 5 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:21 | 5 | first reading |
Engagement
9 posts held, back to 19 August 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 January 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 147
- Videos
- 76
- Links
- 27
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 21s
- Average length
- 21s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
Пост почти двухгодичной давности вновь актуален. https://t.me/istrkalkglk/4137
Ладно
Photo, posted without a caption
🇺🇸 Сенат США до конца сентября намерен одобрить выделение запрошенных президентом Джо Байденом дополнительных ассигнований на нужды Украины — Митч Макконнелл «Помочь Украине вернуть свою территорию означает без единого выстрела ослабить одного из крупнейших стратегических противников Америки… и наши коллеги получат возможность сделать это, когда мы одобрим выделение дополнительных ассигнований до конца текущего меся…
🇺🇸 Джо Байден приехал на сгоревший гавайский остров Мауи и сразу же встретил негодование жителей
🇯🇵 Япония начнет сброс воды с АЭС «Фукусима-1» 24 августа Против этого выступали Россия и Китай.
❗️ Президент Никарагуа Даниэль Ортега подписал указ, разрешающий строительство российских военных баз на территории страны и размещение крылатых ракет
Запоминаем
Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @sofamilitary. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Sofa Military” (@sofamilitary), 5 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sofamilitary.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.