Channel
@smoke_command
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
4subscribers
-32 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003743227499 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @smoke_command |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 31 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 5 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/smoke_command |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (qwen3.6:35b-a3b, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 85% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Oct 2026, 01:58 | 4 | -34 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 20:45 | 38 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:20 | 38 | +2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:18 | 36 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 9 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
112 reactions across 17 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 46 | 41.1% | |
| 🔥 | 19 | 17.0% | |
| 🫡 | 16 | 14.3% | |
| 👍 | 9 | 8.04% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 5.36% | |
| 💯 | 6 | 5.36% | |
| 💊 | 3 | 2.68% | |
| 🙏 | 3 | 2.68% | |
| ❤ | 2 | 1.79% | |
| 😭 | 2 | 1.79% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 112 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Когда не хватает знаний, расчёта и понимания, как добиться точного результата, начинается поиск «особых методов». В ход идут ритуалы, шаманы и боевые танцы — всё, кроме нормальной подготовки. Сатира о том, как профессиональную некомпетентность пытаются компенсировать показухой, суевериями и абсурдными инициативами. Спасибо подписчику за отрисованную идею.
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Спасибо огромное подписчику. Генератору многих идей. Не только за рисунки, но и за поддержку спасибо!
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Джордж Оруэлл в повести «Скотный двор» показывает, как изначально провозглашённые идеи равенства и справедливости постепенно искажаются в интересах тех, кто оказался у власти. Правила незаметно переписываются, а окружающих убеждают, что именно так всё было задумано с самого начала. В нашей версии — «СКОТНЫЙ ДВОР ОСОБОГО НАЗНАЧЕНИЯ» — происходит то же самое. Сначала на стене написано: «Все служат Родине». Потом появля…
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Питер Брейгель в картине «Слепые» обращается к библейской притче из Евангелия от Матфея: «Если слепой ведёт слепого, то оба упадут в яму». На полотне изображена вереница из шести слепых людей, идущих один за другим по наклонной дороге. Первый уже оступился и падает, второй теряет равновесие, а остальные всё ещё продолжают следовать за ними, не понимая, куда ведёт выбранный путь. В нашей карикатуре слепых нет. Здесь в…
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Продолжаем выкладывать карикатуры и комиксы из серии «Чиркаш в мировой культуре». Илья Репин в картине «Не ждали» запечатлел момент неожиданного возвращения человека домой. Вся сила полотна — в реакции окружающих: удивление, радость, растерянность и тревога читаются не в словах, а во взглядах, позах и жестах героев. В нашей интерпретации — всё так же: о происходящем лучше всего рассказывают лица, движения и поведение…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @smoke_command. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“smoke_command” (@smoke_command), 4 subscribers as measured 15 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smoke_command.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.