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я смеюсь над группой шортпарис и плачу

@smeyus_i_plachu

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

539subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001367181454
TypeChannel
Username@smeyus_i_plachu
Descriptionна самом деле пауколя лучший люблю его всем сердцем шутейки, смех и слёзы мои shortparis 💔
Created2 November 2019measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/smeyus_i_plachu

Growth

5397 Aug 2026, 19:59 — 539 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 03:48 — 539 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 19:598 Aug 2026, 03:48
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 538–540 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 03:48539no change
7 Aug 2026, 19:59539first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 10 December 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
186
Videos
30
Links
20

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
17s
Average length
9s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

1,377 reactions across 20 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 52.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😢72752.8%
😁53538.9%
🎉775.59%
❤‍🔥382.76%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,377reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 December 2023 to 20 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

20 Feb 2026, 08:49 UTC≈1,030 views168 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

я не знаю, как не плакать в это невозможно поверить навсегда в сердце.

😢168

8 Nov 2025, 21:49 UTC≈1,210 views94 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

сегодня я только плачу от счастья

😁67😢27

14 Nov 2024, 08:18 UTC≈2,110 views44 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Сегодня у меня день рождения и все, чего я хочу - это чтобы концерт на пхукете перенесли на 7 января 😭 Ну и в целом, чтобы мое расписание совпадало с расписанием шортпарис

😁36😢8

5 Nov 2024, 12:50 UTC≈1,510 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026

сегодня я только плачу 😭

😢5

5 Nov 2024, 12:50 UTC≈1,980 views20 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @yablonny_sadPhoto

2 декабря – Лондон, Англия K сожалению, из-за обстоятельств, не зависящих от артиста и организаторов, концерт Shortparis, первоначально запланированный на понедельник 11 ноября в London's Village Underground, перенесен на понедельник, 2 декабря. Все ранее купленные билеты остаются действительными на новую дату.

😢20

2 Nov 2024, 14:01 UTC≈1,630 views53 reactionsread 8 August 2026

сегодня я плачу, что билеты на концерт в лондоне оказывается стоят 52 фунта, но смеюсь над тем, что я бы купила и за 152

😁38😢15

4 Mar 2024, 16:18 UTC≈2,940 views44 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @brokendanceVideo

Video, posted without a caption

😢34😁10

4 Mar 2024, 16:18 UTC≈2,810 views60 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Господин Фадеев, руки прочь от наших мальчиков

😢37😁23

26 Feb 2024, 08:05 UTC≈2,790 views78 reactionsread 8 August 2026

«Но мои лапки в грязи»

😢42😁36

30 Jan 2024, 22:25 UTC≈3,040 views121 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Я пропустила юбилей😱 25 января исполнилось 10 лет, как я с первого взгляда и звука полюбила группу шортпарис 💔 У этой любви были взлеты и падения, но я всегда как-то совершенно особенно улыбаюсь, когда говорю о них 😊

🎉77❤‍🔥38😢6

16 Jan 2024, 12:56 UTC≈3,200 views93 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

меня буллит авиасейлз

😢75😁18

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @smeyus_i_plachu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“я смеюсь над группой шортпарис и плачу” (@smeyus_i_plachu), 539 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smeyus_i_plachu.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.