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Channel
@smex_dot
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Advertising · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
982subscribers
-32 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001752534034 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @smex_dot |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 12 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 9 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/smex_dot |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Sept 2026, 03:58 | 982 | -12 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 02:16 | 994 | -4 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 12:23 | 998 | -4 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 03:35 | 1,002 | -1 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 00:24 | 1,003 | -3 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 04:06 | 1,006 | -1 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 15:55 | 1,007 | -3 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 13:58 | 1,010 | -1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 05:19 | 1,011 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 21:27 | 1,012 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:03 | 1,014 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 11:49 | 1,014 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 14 March 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 17 April 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
16 reactions across 9 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 7 | 43.8% | |
| 🤣 | 6 | 37.5% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 18.8% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 16 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 March 2024 to 17 April 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 March 2024 to 17 April 2024. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
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👍2
К врачу приходит старушка. Доктор, осмотрев ее, говорит: — Бабуля, постарайтесь как можно меньше ходить по лесницам. Заходите через недельку. Прошла неделя. Пришла старушка, после осмотра доктор и говорит: — Ну вот, уже намного лучше, можете начинать понемножку ходить по лестнице. — Спасибо, сынок, а то я замаялась по водосточной трубе лазить. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
👍1
— Вадик, как прошло свидание? Удалось выспаться? — Нет, но не из-за того, о чем ты подумал... Вот теперь я думаю - жениться сейчас или подождать. — Ого! . . Вы же познакомились всего пару дней назад! — Да, короче, пришли ко мне. Начали целоваться, обниматься и все такое... И тут она мне говорит: типа, а что это на экране компьютера мигает? Ну, я подбегаю и смотрю — б***ь, вирус! Я весь на измене пытаюсь компьютер ожи…
👍1
Жена после бани мужу: — А может cекc, дорогой? — Устал сегодня, да и настроения нет Могла бы завлечь как-нибудь, поиграть — А давай представим, что ты снял пр@ститутку? — Ты с ума сошла?! Такую бы я точно не снял! 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
🤣1
Мужчина заходит в бар, подсаживается к двум ослепительно красивым девушкам и кричит: — Бармен, два пива для девушек. Девушки, вы какое пиво предпочитаете? На что они ему отвечают: — Мужчина вы зря теряете время. Мы лесбиянки. Мужчина: — А это как? Девушки: — Ну, понимаете, мы любим заниматься cекcом с женщинами. Мужчина: — О, бармен, три пива для нас, лесбиянок. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
— Рабинович, зачем в столовой вы заказываете две половинки борща, а потом их сливаете в одну тарелку. Не проще ли делать как все — заказывать полный борщ? — Сема, вы не понимаете. Так у меня получается одна порция борща с двумя порциями сметаны. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
На учениях. — Рядовой Бельдыев, у вас еще осталось немного воды во фляжке? — Конечно, братан! — Как это вы отвечаете старшему по званию! Повторяю вопрос: у вас есть вода? — Никак нет, товарищ сержант! 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
Диспетчер такси: — Двадцать третий, можете забрать человека, очень спешащего в аэропорт? — Да, могу захватить, у меня еще три свободных места. — Он боится опоздать, вылет в 17-00. Спрашивает: успеете? — Я ему гарантирую, что он успеет на этот рейс. — Двадцать третий, ну как вы можете это гарантировать при таких пробках на дороге! — Так я пилота этого самолета везу. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
Экзамен по биологии. Входит студентка в аудиторию. Препод: – Что поднимается за 30 секунд? – Я не буду отвечать на этот вопрос! – Воон! Входит студент. Препод: – Что поднимается за 30 секунд? – Давление… – Пять. И передайте этой дуре, что то, что она подумала поднимается за 5 секунд. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
— Ты почему такая пьяная? — Меня Юлька напоила! — А ты что, отказаться не могла? — Она мне угрожала! — Чем? — Если я не выпью, она мне больше не нальет! 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
😁1
Первую неделю на новой работе я была милая, вежливая и приветливая, все были милые, вежливые и приветливые, и мы чудесно общались. Потом я случайно не удержалась и сказала "бл@дь", все облегченно выдохнули и начали говорить как нормальные люди. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
👍3🤣1
Мальчик приходит в гости и в дверях встречает огромного бульдога. — Заходи! — приглашает хозяин. — А он не кусается? — Нам самим интересно, он у нас первый день живет. 🔎🐈⬛ Кот за лупой
🤣1
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @smex_dot. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@smex_dot named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 30 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Кот за лупой [Анекдоты🔞 | Юмор | Приколы]” (@smex_dot), 982 subscribers as measured 30 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smex_dot.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.