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Кошкин хрен [Анекдоты | Мемы | Приколы]

@mental_time_health

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

2,151subscribers

-53 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001911497086
TypeChannel
Username@mental_time_health
Created28 August 2023 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 October 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/mental_time_health

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2,1512,2042,177.57 August 2026 — 2,204 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,204 subscribers11 August 2026 — 2,199 subscribers14 August 2026 — 2,196 subscribers18 August 2026 — 2,195 subscribers21 August 2026 — 2,193 subscribers24 August 2026 — 2,188 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,186 subscribers30 August 2026 — 2,178 subscribers7 September 2026 — 2,175 subscribers11 September 2026 — 2,172 subscribers15 September 2026 — 2,168 subscribers29 September 2026 — 2,153 subscribers6 October 2026 — 2,151 subscribers7 August 20266 October 2026
14 measurements spanning 60 days, net -53. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,143–2,212 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Oct 2026, 17:192,151-2
29 Sept 2026, 07:382,153-15
15 Sept 2026, 19:212,168-4
11 Sept 2026, 17:592,172-3
7 Sept 2026, 11:582,175-3
30 Aug 2026, 11:472,178-8
27 Aug 2026, 03:112,186-2
24 Aug 2026, 07:182,188-5
21 Aug 2026, 00:222,193-2
18 Aug 2026, 01:242,195-1
14 Aug 2026, 18:162,196-3
11 Aug 2026, 08:122,199-5
7 Aug 2026, 14:332,204no change
7 Aug 2026, 12:072,204first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 28 August 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 October 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 04s
Average length
41s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

202 reactions across 17 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁14370.8%
👍4019.8%
🔥104.95%
💯83.96%
❤‍🔥10.495%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 202 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 28 August 2023 to 12 October 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Oct 2024, 17:23 UTC≈2,230 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Наш YouTube Наш RuTube 😂 Кошкин Хрен

😁8🔥1

12 Oct 2024, 10:13 UTC≈1,950 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Красивая молодая дама сидит в самолете, летящем из Швейцарии, рядом со священником и вдруг обращается к нему: — Святой отец, Вы могли бы мне помочь? — Конечно, дочь моя. В чем дело? — отвечает священник. — Я купила новый прибор для омоложения лица. Он такой дорогой, что на таможне его могут конфисковать, потому что его стоимость превышает беспошлинный лимит. Вы могли бы спрятать его под своей рясой? Вас же точно не б…

😁15🔥3👍2

11 Oct 2024, 16:15 UTC≈1,520 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Наш YouTube Наш RuTube 😂 Кошкин Хрен

😁7👍1

11 Oct 2024, 15:58 UTC≈1,430 views14 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Немец, американец, русский стоят возле Ниагарского водопада. Им за 10 тысяч баксов предлагают прыгнуть в водопад. Американец отказывается: — У меня семья, дети! Немец отказывается: — У меня семья, дети! Русский бросается, не раздумывая, но в последний момент его перехватывают. — Как вы решились на это? – спрашивают его пораженные свидетели. — У меня семья, дети! 😂 Кошкин Хрен

😁12👍2

10 Oct 2024, 14:47 UTC≈1,200 views9 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

😂 Кошкин Хрен

😁8❤‍🔥1

10 Oct 2024, 14:29 UTC≈1,130 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Мужик заходит в аптеку, покупает пачку презервативов, расплачивается за них, тут на него нападает ржач и он со смехом выходит из аптеки. То же самое повторяется на следующий день: тот же самый мужик покупает пачку презервативов, потом начинает дико ржать и уходит со смехом. На третий день опять то же самое. Аптекарю стало жутко любопытно, что же мужик так смеется-то, и он на пятый день просит помощника проследить за …

😁11👍2

9 Oct 2024, 16:00 UTC≈1,030 views7 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Наш YouTube Наш RuTube 😂 Кошкин Хрен

👍7

9 Oct 2024, 12:00 UTC963 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

😂 Кошкин Хрен

🔥6😁3👍1

9 Oct 2024, 07:00 UTC998 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Шел рыцарь по пустыне. Долгим был его путь. По пути он потерял коня, шлем, прохудились доспехи... Остался только меч. Рыцарь был голоден, и его мучила жажда. Вдруг вдалеке он увидел озеро. Собрал рыцарь все свои оставшиеся силы и пошел к воде. Но у самого озера сидел трехглавый дракон. Рыцарь выхватил меч и из последних сил начал сражаться с чудовищем. Сутки бился, вторые бился. Две головы дракона уже отрубил. На тре…

👍11😁6

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @mental_time_health. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Кошкин хрен [Анекдоты | Мемы | Приколы]” (@mental_time_health), 2,151 subscribers as measured 6 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mental_time_health.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.