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Channel
@smehosomatika
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
994subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002033869523 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @smehosomatika |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/smehosomatika |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 46% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 15:55 | 994 | +2 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 21:37 | 992 | -4 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 09:35 | 996 | +2 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 15:57 | 994 | -3 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 16:35 | 997 | +5 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 06:32 | 992 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 04:01 | 992 | first reading |
13 posts held, back to 8 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 13 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
210 reactions across 13 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 84 | 40.0% | |
| ❤ | 35 | 16.7% | |
| 😍 | 19 | 9.05% | |
| 🥰 | 19 | 9.05% | |
| 👍 | 12 | 5.71% | |
| ❤🔥 | 11 | 5.24% | |
| 🤣 | 8 | 3.81% | |
| 🙏 | 7 | 3.33% | |
| 🐳 | 5 | 2.38% | |
| 😁 | 4 | 1.90% | |
| 🤩 | 4 | 1.90% | |
| 🍾 | 2 | 0.952% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 210 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 8 July 2026 to 31 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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Ну что, ловите отчётное видео с нашего «Розового вечера»! 🌸 Прекрасная половина проекта Смехосоматика постаралась на славу и устроила настоящий праздник для ценителей женского юмора. Розовый вечер - это открытый микрофон, а это всегда непредсказуемый результат! И тут любимые зрители нас поддержали - зал был полным. 💗 Для врачей-комиков это важно — обкатывать сырой материал перед самой крутой публикой. Друзья, спас…
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Смехосоматика sport Серферы средней полосы Небольшой женской группой нашей Смехосоматики мы поехали ловить волну в SURFINITY SURFINITY - это чудо-аппарат, который придумали и воплотили российские инженеры, это ноу-хау отметили в европейском издании, что есть прорыв. Аппарат делает регулярные и прогнозируемые волны, ходит-туда сюда по озеру и катать можно с утра до вечера независимо от погоды. Находится подмосковн…
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ждем вас на розовый вечер 💗
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Полторашка скрасит не только вечер пятницы, но и любой вечер! Концертный директор Смехосоматики Евгения Яренских выступит для вас на розовом вечере и проверит свои свежие шутки 🚀. Последние билетики тут: https://moscow.qtickets.events/241700-rozovyy-vecher-smekhosomatika Ждем всех завтра, 23 июля в 19:00 в StandUp Cafe на Покровке 16 🌸 Будет круто!
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Посмотрите это видео! https://youtube.com/shorts/a3YuaUsj46k?si=LI2p5jSk9fEwOu8d Это Надежда Иванова, резидент Смехосоматики, фельдшер скорой помощи, наша гордость! Увидеть как Надя шутит можно в этот четверг, в 19:00 в StandUp Cafe, Покровка 16 Билетов уже мало, забирайте по ссылке: https://moscow.qtickets.events/241700-rozovyy-vecher-smekhosomatika
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Ну что, первый мой сольный концерт в Москве, будут как старые так и новые шутки, возможно караоке если все пойдет не по плану, но будет весело это точно 😄😁 Билеты тут по ссылке: https://gostandup.ru/moscow/events/denis_antipov_stendap_koncert_bez_osobennostey1
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Ольга Трофимова - эндоскопист и комик. Это сочетание очень популярное у нас, в «Смехосоматике». Может потому, что наш основатель Михаил Выборный подал пример коллегам? От шуток Оли смех может быть очень профузным, вы его не сможете остановить! Билеты на Розовый вечер с Олей по ссылке: https://moscow.qtickets.events/241700-rozovyy-vecher-smekhosomatika 23 июля в 19:00 мы ждем вас в StandUp Cafe! Украсьте свой веч…
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Сказки Пушкина в прочтении гинеколога Яны Радутинских! Хотите больше шуток от Яны - приходите на Розовый вечер 💗 Билеты тут: https://moscow.qtickets.events/241700-rozovyy-vecher-smekhosomatika Ждем всех любителей женского, медицинского юмора 23 июля в 19:00 в StandUp Cafe 💕 Будет круто
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Давайте вспомним как же круто проходят наши концерты 💫 Например День медицинского работника!!! Формат, который покорил всех, шутки в сопровождении живых музыкантов из SIMPLE MUSIC ENSEMBLE И, конечно же - лучшие зрители, ведь у нас был традиционный SOLD OUT!
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Этот ролик называется «Long Live Little Brats» - «Да здравствуют маленькие сорванцы». Его создали для детской больницы, и в его основе лежит очень простая, но глубокая мысль: когда ребенок серьезно болен, родители мечтают вовсе не о послушании, тишине и порядке. Они мечтают снова услышать смех. Увидеть разбросанные игрушки. Снова уставать от бесконечных «мам», «пап» и «смотри». Слышать громкие разговоры, и шумные иг…
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У важного человека сегодня день рождения! Резидент Смехосоматики - наш комьюнити менеджер и судебно-медицинский эксперт Данила Мальцев именинник! Поздравляем 🎊 Даню от души! Любим 💞 гордимся 🥹 дорожим! Поздравляем 🎉
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Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @smehosomatika. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“Смехосоматика” (@smehosomatika), 994 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smehosomatika.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.