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А ещё я выгуливаю собак

@smarterthanthou

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526subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001629988780
TypeChannel
Username@smarterthanthou
Created13 July 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live5 September 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 5 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/smarterthanthou

Growth

5255295277 August 2026 — 525 subscribers7 August 2026 — 525 subscribers14 August 2026 — 529 subscribers21 August 2026 — 528 subscribers27 August 2026 — 526 subscribers5267 August 202627 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 20 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 524–530 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
27 Aug 2026, 18:44526-2
21 Aug 2026, 10:03528-1
14 Aug 2026, 22:08529+4
7 Aug 2026, 08:01525no change
7 Aug 2026, 07:50525first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 10 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

176 reactions across 19 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 65.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁11565.3%
3318.8%
👍2815.9%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 176 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 July 2026 to 1 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Aug 2026, 09:45 UTC218 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Шикарный вид на кошку открывается мне.

5👍3

31 Jul 2026, 16:17 UTC220 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Вы носите шапочку из фольги, чтобы защититься от влияния рептилоидов. Мы носим шапочку из фольги, чтобы ебашить вас электрическим током. Мы не одинаковые.

😁10

28 Jul 2026, 14:54 UTC311 views8 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

На мытьё машины осталось полчаса.

😁6👍2

27 Jul 2026, 17:13 UTC326 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026

В календаре на завтра 0 встреч, впервые не знаю за сколько недель. Что ж, время вспомнить, что в офис я хожу потому, что дома по бейджику не кормят!

😁10

26 Jul 2026, 07:25 UTC360 views6 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Когда с детства готовишь ребёнка к престижной работе в Яндексе.

😁6

25 Jul 2026, 07:59 UTC315 views13 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Video

Удивительно, сколько машин может одновременно сломаться на одной и той же улице, стоит только не предусмотреть на ней никакой парковки.

😁92👍2

19 Jul 2026, 14:14 UTC599 views19 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Но можно и миксовать. — Сальчичон отправляется в Медузу: «несмотря на продолжающиеся удары ВСУ и дефицит бензина, москвичи по-прежнему как будто не чувствуют войны». Прилагаются свежие фото попаданий по Киеву. — Многонационалу достаются арбузы: стоило власти захотеть, и нормальный спелый арбуз можно купить в обычном магазине (фамилия директора по-прежнему может пригодиться), а не только на развале у Ашота, который

😁96👍4

19 Jul 2026, 13:27 UTC575 views22 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Сходил в Перекрёсток. Хлеб гречневый, хлеб картофельный, четверть арбуза, четверть дыни, сальчичон черкизовского комбината. Могу теперь минимум в три канала написать по материалу. — «На фоне продолжающихся ударов ВСУ и дефицита бензина на прилавках российских магазинов появился хлеб из картофеля и гречки. Он стоит больше ста рублей» — понятно, в Медузу. — «Русских приучают к сальчичону» — это в Многонационал, ещё

😁21👍1

18 Jul 2026, 07:05 UTC333 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Да что вы знаете о трассировке земли «звездой», ардуинщики.

😁2

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @smarterthanthou. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“А ещё я выгуливаю собак” (@smarterthanthou), 526 subscribers as measured 27 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/smarterthanthou.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.