28 Nov 2025, 11:31 UTC≈1,050 viewsread 8 August 2026
约炮，对方是30出头御姐，离异，长的也挺漂亮的，床上功夫也好，对她产生感情了，两三天心情不能平静，好烦啊，到底该怎么办
Channel
私密😍瓜
@simigua
2 usernames
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
971subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001861860858 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Usernames | @chigua21 @simigua |
| Description | 这是一个完全真实开放的圈子，男女真实树洞，自我倾诉，随心所欲，男生女生自由交流分享。反差女友，淫妻良家，眼镜妹，绿帽偷情，约炮一夜情，闷骚娇妻，暧昧同事，楼凤会所按摩私密spa沐足体验… 尽情释放内心的欲望，表达内心真实想法，爱色无忌，突破私密，畅所欲言真实性爱经历。 #每日大作战 #约炮 #偷情 #交友 #外围 #树洞 #会所 #良家 #每日大赛 #做爱 #女友 #大学生 #反差 #恋物 #做爱 #自拍 #学妹 |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 31 August 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/simigua |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:46 | 971 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:19 | 971 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 28 July 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 November 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 62
- Videos
- 20
- Links
- 13
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
10 reactions across 8 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 80.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 8 | 80.0% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 20.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2025 to 28 November 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
19 Nov 2025, 06:02 UTC≈1,160 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
有在老板办公室打✈️的吗。 我尝试过，好刺激，那会老板在国外的另一个公司，没有回到他国内的这个办公室，然后我领导跟我讲他最近要回来，要我帮他安装个设备，然后我就顺理成章的拿到了老板办公室的钥匙，进入他办公室了，开始安装设备，这个时候脑子里就冒出了打✈️的念头，然后我就坐老板办公椅上开始了，过程很刺激，但因为清理麻烦的缘故，我憋着没出，有点遗憾。
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21 Oct 2025, 01:12 UTC≈1,340 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
昨天坐大巴回县城时，我邂逅了一位特别的女孩。上车后，我径直走向后排靠窗的座位坐下。就在车子即将启动之际，一个短发女孩上了车。虽没仔细端详她的模样，但仅从侧脸就能看出她十分漂亮。当时车上座位已满，她先在我旁边坐下，留出些许距离，后来又有人上车，她便挪得离我更近了些。 车开动后，她和朋友一路热聊，性格大方开朗，还时不时哼起歌。隐约听到她和朋友提到“半决赛第一、决赛第二”，看来她在某方面很优秀。我有些晕车，实在难受便睡了过去。迷迷糊糊间，我感觉自己靠在了她的肩上，出于本能又赶紧把头回正，可这一动作重复了好几次。直到感觉到她轻轻动了一下，我才确定真的靠到了她，瞬间满脸通红、尴尬不已，只能假装熟睡，过了会儿便起身玩手机。 过了一会儿，她跟朋友说手机没电了，又给爸爸打电话，说手机快没电，让对方到地方等着，之后就不联系了。我想着正好有充电宝可以借给她，结果一看，充电宝居然也没电了，当时懊恼极了，感觉错失了和她进一步认识的机会。后来她睡着了…
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16 Oct 2025, 22:22 UTC≈1,110 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
回村以后，瓜真的好炸裂，我回来的早，国庆前一周就在家里了，本来也不怎么出去，前几天才去附近亲戚家走了一圈，听到个炸裂的，有个24岁的结婚娶老婆，日子就定在3号，基本上都准备就绪了，他把老婆带回来大半年了，虽然没办酒席，证已领，大家都认可的，他老婆先回来半个月，也在男方家帮忙收拾，计划等男的回来就送回娘家等接亲。因为塞车男的提前一天回来，回来没多久家就炸锅了，他跑到他大伯家又骂又吵的，反正第二天就传出了一个版本，他回家以后，发现他老婆跟他爸有一腿，证据就是他亲眼看见他们搂抱亲嘴。他爸在村里是有名的行为不端的，撩过寡妇，搞大肚子就抛弃，这次是对自己儿媳，知道这么没人性，不知道这么没人性。但是就炸了两三锅，就风平浪静了，之后见他儿子也没有什么不开心，说是误会什么的，婚礼照常进行
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9 Oct 2025, 19:25 UTC≈1,040 viewsread 8 August 2026
之前认识一个坐台小妹，也约出去开房了，互加了V，那次完事她要回老家，就没聊过，前段时间她说快回来了，因为上次感觉不错嘛，这次还想再约，就有意地跟她聊了一阵，都是些日常话题， 她也知道我有家庭，但她总以很强势的身份跟我说话，比如我在外喝酒，她会问我是不是找女人了，有时甚至会直接打视频过来，次数多了，开始我会烦，但是慢慢也习惯了，这段时间有点被她搞心态了，比如正聊着呢，我说完话她没动静了，一般她不回，我也不会再说话，，但是第二天她上来就是：你今天怎么不给我发信息？你是不是不关心我？ 我说你讲不讲理，我前面发了信息你不没回么？而且我也有工作要做，说着她又会岔开话题，而且她总爱以一个情侣的身份跟我对话，说什么我是她男人，不能去找别的女人之类的，我当然知道都是鬼话，我不傻，没操到你第二次之前，我不可能掏钱，所以至今为止，除了第一次出台费，我没为她花过一分钱 ，昨天晚上我跟朋友喝酒，她又发信息，我就回了两句，后面又没动静了。又是这样，现…
8 Oct 2025, 15:47 UTC829 viewsread 8 August 2026
#私密 #树洞 坐标广州,男，40，有性瘾。40年来，不嫖娼，但是各种保持关系的女人，有30个以上。其中有博士，幼师，护士，最喜欢在校学生。大多数不图钱，而是在意我提供的陪伴和情绪价值。我也会在交往中，接触她们的性爱好，比如，有的喜欢被掐，有的喜欢被虐，有的喜欢闻我的味道，有的顺从性强。最神奇的一次，是7个情人同时来大姨妈，数学概率低于0.001%。现在还保持2-3天一次性生活，争取干到80。
7 Oct 2025, 16:41 UTC761 viewsread 8 August 2026
不熟悉的一起同事出差，不知道能不能有机会 简单说一下情况，和几个同事一起出差，要在一起呆十天。同行7男5女。有五十多岁大姐，也有二十出头的小妹，还有三四十岁的少妇熟女。五十的大姐目测属于平时不吃亏的那种。虽然就住我隔壁，开会也坐我旁边，还借用我的笔，给我拖鞋和牙膏用，但我还是不打算动她，怕惹一身骚。四十熟妇想在群里添加她，没想到她竟然设置为禁止从群里添加。这样戒备心强的女人，要么是性冷淡，要么是有经历有故事的人。想着还要厚脸皮去让她加我，顿觉索然无味。三十少妇和我关系还好，今晚吃饭前还画了妆，走路时夸了她，感觉她很开心，微信聊天也还算进展顺利。另外两个二十出头的妹子，也正常聊天，今天微信加了一个，准备明天找机会加上另一个。
7 Oct 2025, 15:47 UTC656 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
#私密 #树洞 合租偷听隔壁房间情侣做爱 刚毕业那会儿有两个月时间是在外面和别人合租的房子，其实是那种自建房，房东将一层隔成三小间，分别租给不同的租客。 房东的房子有四层，我租住的房间在三层，我入住的时候另外两个房间都已经有人住了，都是一对情侣。 刚住进去的前两天没什么特别的，第三天半夜一点过了，那时候我都睡着了，突然就被吵醒了，刚醒的时候脑子有点迷糊，就隐隐约约听到有点那种声音，隔一会儿就愈来越清晰了，城中村自建房嘛，隔音本来就差，然后我有点不能淡定了，就爬起来轻轻把自己房间的门打开了，这时传入耳朵里的声音更清楚了，就是我对面房间的那对情侣，之前在过道里见过一次，说实话男的长的有点猥琐，女的也很一般，但没想到这对男女搞事情好像一点都不避讳，女的呻吟声音很大，听起来完全感觉不到有那种怕别人听到故意压抑着的感觉，男的也是如此，做的过程中挑逗说话也是一点也不避讳，关键女的特别骚，长的一般般但是叫声特别柔特别酥，属于听声音就很享受的那…
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7 Oct 2025, 15:46 UTC555 viewsread 8 August 2026
#私密 #树洞 本人大三，大二开始接触gt，然后看着上面各种约炮的，自己又重来没有做过爱，就非常好奇，就想体验，在大二的时候就存钱去约了一个，600一次，当时她帮我舔的时候，真的那感觉我重来没有体验过，太爽了，最后她就给我戴套，然后她就坐上来，结果她动了几下，我都还没感受到做爱是什么感觉，就射了😭😭😭，感觉就30秒，我当时都怀疑我是不是有问题了，但听朋友说第一次都这样，不知道各位是不是这样。前几天我又来瘾了，又去约了一个这次还是很快，2-3分钟就射了，哎，我感觉还没有自己打飞机爽，经过这两次，我现在都不想去找了，感觉好亏，还没有什么感觉😭😭😭😭，你们能说说过来人的经历吗
7 Oct 2025, 15:46 UTC531 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
#私密 #树洞 我感觉好累人至少会有一个优点值得骄傲什么都好，要去找到它读书不好，可以运动如果都不行，你至少善解人意抱着梦想，抱着目标，努力就会成功——不要被这些话术骗了，什么都没有也很好人被生下来、活下去、死掉光是这样也很厉害 很努力的寻找自己值得骄傲什么，到头来只是更看不起自己。尝试着借别人的光，只发掘自己没用到这种地步。伤心都是周期性的，快乐也是。快乐是局限的，悲伤则是长远来看对于局限快乐的窘迫。没什么人与我交流这些，也并不想交流什么，所以胡言乱语
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6 Oct 2025, 14:17 UTC509 viewsread 8 August 2026
看了很多探花系列，我有个疑问。那些全国各地嫖娼或者约炮的男的，是不是又家境富裕又有时间?他们都是什么工作？ 像我现在，工作是996工作制的，哪怕有钱，我约女的都得请假去，如果女的在一个很远的城市，我坐飞机高铁，既耗费时间又耗费财力。何况我工资就几千块
26 Sept 2025, 00:34 UTC615 views0 reactionsread 8 August 2026
28岁了，却仍旧很多自卑，病态地折磨自己，有时候甚至想要死去。 记得中学的时候，莫名其妙很喜欢一个女生，真要说原因的话，就是她有次安慰了我，让我好好考试准备直升高中部。还有次提醒我不要熬夜。因为那时候我诸事不顺经常熬夜，她看到我的qq状态一直是游戏状态，就知道我在熬了一晚上了。那时候我心中的自己无比渺小，对他人都非常内心冷漠，她安慰我，让我倍感舒适。后来我知道她家境好，她必然会有更幸福的生活。 把她放现在看来，自己是不会喜欢这种类型。但我忍不住地去爱上这个人，病态地着迷。后来有三次，我表白了，明示或者暗示。记得她回过我，我不喜欢男孩子之类的，但这是假的。后来，知道她本科的时候就有对象了。比我帅和高，那是肯定的。不过中学的时候，在她之后，我仍有喜欢的人不不断冒出来，也不断移情别恋，当然，也不断挫败，因为各种原因，我想自己一直不是出众的人。 我现在身高大概174，非常瘦，以前中学时代会更矮一些。最近几年才发现女生对身高的重视，我知道…
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