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SHÜM

@shumim_media

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1,290,344subscribers

-20,361 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among the largest entries.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003642054592
TypeChannel
Username@shumim_media
DescriptionШоу должно продолжаться. Сотрудничество: @aloeverra1 Регистрация в РКН: https://rkn.link/Qgf
CreatedBetween 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 August 2026
Measurements held8
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/shumim_media

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Views and reactions moved apart

On 2 of the 48 posts we watched over 30days, the view counter climbed while the reaction counter stayed where it was — by more than this channel’s own reactions-per-view rate can account for. That rate, measured on this entry, is 0.0198 reactions per view.

Each interval, as we read it — views and reactions before and after
PostOverViewsReactionsExpected
/333510 Aug 2026, 18:02 UTC85 minutes17,50037,500at least +19,900196241at most +46+393.7
/336212 Aug 2026, 18:47 UTC32 minutes6,5208,040at least +1,5108388at most +6+29.9

Expectedis the view gain multiplied by this channel’s own prior reactions-per-view rate over the same post — not a corpus average, so a channel whose audience never reacts is compared only against itself. Every interval is credited in the direction that makes the observation harder to record, never easier: t.me renders views and reactions to three significant figures above ~1,000, so a raw delta can be a rendering step. Every delta below is at least 4 x the coarser reading's step, the view gain is discounted by a full step and the reaction gain credited with one. Measured by tgregister velocity.py (our own t.me/s/ readings).

What this does and does not say.It says the two counters moved apart, by more than rounding and more than this channel’s own history predicts. It asserts no cause. Views arriving from outside Telegram, an embedded or forwarded copy of the post, and a burst of readers who simply do not react all produce this shape. This detector has recorded very few observations across the whole register, and its precision has not been measured; treat it as an anomaly worth looking at, not as a finding.

Recorded under the key view_reaction_decoupling, last confirmed 12 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

1,290,3441,310,7051,300,524.56 August 2026 — 1,310,705 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,309,787 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,307,014 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,303,946 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,301,197 subscribers10 August 2026 — 1,297,896 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,294,357 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,290,344 subscribers6 August 202612 August 2026
8 measurements spanning 6 days, net -20,361. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,287,290–1,313,759 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Aug 2026, 09:251,290,344-4,013
11 Aug 2026, 06:161,294,357-3,539
10 Aug 2026, 04:171,297,896-3,301
9 Aug 2026, 05:031,301,197-2,749
8 Aug 2026, 06:211,303,946-3,068
7 Aug 2026, 07:381,307,014-2,773
6 Aug 2026, 10:511,309,787-918
6 Aug 2026, 01:331,310,705first reading

Engagement

62 posts held, back to 4 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 17 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
1.99%
avg views ÷ 1,290,344 subscribers
Avg views / post
25,700
62 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.14%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
62
of 62 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 August 2026
Posts held62 (4 August 202612 August 2026)
Views total1,594,610
Reactions total34,086
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken13 Aug 2026, 00:25 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
1,960
Videos
1,340
Links
94

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
17m 34s
Average length
28s

Measured directly from 38 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

View velocity

How fast this channel’s own posts pick up views, from re-reading them repeatedly in the hours and days after they were published rather than the single reading most entries on this register get. Coverage is early and only a small minority of channels hold it at all — a gap in this section means the post has not been re-read again yet, not that nothing happened.

Computed from 48 of this channel’s own posts over the last 30 days: across 40of this channel’s own posts with a clear reading, a typical one reaches half of its last-observed view count within 4.4 hours of being posted; a typical post has already reached 27.0% of its 24-hour view count within the first hour, and 67.1% within the first six; the median 24-hour reach across those posts is 20,800 views1.61% of this channel’s own subscriber count (90th percentile 24,130).

8 most recently posted, with a view-velocity reading
PostReadingsLatest readingCurve24h reachHalf of last-observed views by
/336712 Aug 2026, 21:16 UTC612 minutes3.2 hours old5,910 views ~114 reactions60 minutes: 4,447 interp.3.0 hours: 5,852 interp.still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h25 minutesprovisional — final view count still climbing
/336212 Aug 2026, 18:47 UTC1030 minutes5.6 hours old10,700 views ~102 reactions60 minutes: 5,029 interp.3.0 hours: 8,781 interp.still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h70 minutesprovisional — final view count still climbing
/336112 Aug 2026, 16:43 UTC1419 minutes7.7 hours old12,900 views ~195 reactions60 minutes: 5,551 interp.3.0 hours: 10,1006.0 hours: 12,500still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h87 minutesprovisional — final view count still climbing
/335812 Aug 2026, 14:36 UTC1711 minutes9.8 hours old14,800 views ~606 reactions60 minutes: 6,015 interp.3.0 hours: 10,7006.0 hours: 13,400still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h1.6 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing
/335712 Aug 2026, 12:29 UTC212 minutes12 hours old15,000 views ~295 reactions60 minutes: 5,368 interp.3.0 hours: 10,2006.0 hours: 13,185 interp.12 hours: 15,000still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h2.0 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing
/335612 Aug 2026, 11:17 UTC2313 minutes13 hours old16,200 views ~586 reactions60 minutes: 5,596 interp.3.0 hours: 9,8906.0 hours: 13,70012 hours: 16,100still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h1.7 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing
/335512 Aug 2026, 08:37 UTC273 minutes16 hours old18,100 views ~627 reactions60 minutes: 6,010 interp.3.0 hours: 9,9706.0 hours: 14,00012 hours: 17,200still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h2.5 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing
/335312 Aug 2026, 06:56 UTC304 minutes17 hours old19,000 views ~233 reactions60 minutes: 5,165 interp.3.0 hours: 10,7006.0 hours: 14,90012 hours: 18,000still climbing at last readingnot yet at 24h2.3 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing

Curve is every standard checkpoint we hold a reading for (+1h, +3h, +6h, +12h, +24h, +48h, +7d after posting) — measured where a real reading landed close enough to that age, interpolated where it did not but readings on both sides let one be worked out between them. Nothing is ever extrapolated past the last real reading. Latest reading is the newest view and reaction count we hold for the post, side by side, so a gap between how views and reactions moved is visible without following it into the Observations section above. 24h reach is that one checkpoint on its own, labelled the same way. Half of last-observed viewsis the age at which a post’s view count crossed half of the highest figure we have read for it so far — an upper bound when the very first reading was already past half (we cannot see the actual crossing), and biased low while the post is still climbing, since “half of final” is dividing by a number that has not finished growing yet. Both caveats are printed inline wherever they apply, never silently dropped.

Reaction mix

32,723 reactions across 59 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
18,56856.7%
🤡4,52013.8%
😁2,0926.39%
🤯1,5614.77%
🕊1,5294.67%
🤬9262.83%
💔8852.70%
👍7852.40%
👏4921.50%
😭2710.828%
😍2490.761%
🔥1970.602%
👎1940.593%
🥴1700.52%
🤩1590.486%
🫡490.15%
🗿350.107%
🤔320.098%
🤝90.028%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 62 of the 62 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 34,086reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 62 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 12 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

12 Aug 2026, 21:16 UTC≈5,910 views114 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Медийный клуб Басты вылетел из Кубка России во втором раунде — «СКА-Ростов» обидно проиграл тамбовскому «Спартаку» в серии пенальти. Круто, что артист почти всю игру стоял с фанатами — и заряжал кричалки. При этом второй медийный клуб 2DROTS во главе с Анаром всё ещё продолжает свой путь в Кубке России. Василия Михайловича жалко 😢

💔7627🤡9🤬2

12 Aug 2026, 18:47 UTC≈10,700 views102 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Voskresenskii максимально прикольно анонсит свой новый альбом «Зелёный». Всю неделю на его аккаунте выходят криповые анимации с гоблинами — зелёные существа станут центральной темой релиза. Рэперы, учитесь 👍

82😭10🤡6🔥2🕊2

12 Aug 2026, 16:43 UTC≈12,900 views195 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Риса окончательно тронулся умом прямо на своей трансляции. Флом решил послушать Киркорова на стриме и, неожиданно для зрителей, намутил очень необычный мэшап Филиппа Бедросовича и 2hollis. 🫀🫀🫀

157😁23👎7🕊3🫡3👍2

12 Aug 2026, 14:36 UTC≈14,800 views606 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

«Я люблю тебя, папа» — Месси написал прощальное письмо отцу после его смерти. Лионель признался, что не знает, как двигаться дальше, и даже сомневается, сможет ли ещё долго играть в футбол. Он также пообещал воспитывать своих детей так же, как когда-то родители воспитывали его. Главный соперник спортсмена на поле, Роналду, поддержал Лео в комментариях: «Крепкие объятия тебе и твоим близким в это трудное время, Лео.

413💔123😭49🫡12👏7🤡2

12 Aug 2026, 12:29 UTC≈15,000 views295 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Конор Макгрегор внезапно запостил Олега Монгола. Боец выложил сторис с блогером и его абаканским двойником, подписав: «Присмотрите за моими пацанами, команда! Вы знаете, что делать». Коллаборация, которую мы заслужили 😑

236🤡32😁20🤬5🫡2

12 Aug 2026, 11:17 UTC≈16,200 views586 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Инстасамка никуда не уходит из российской музыки — заявление оказалось прогревом нового релиза. Певица призналась, что специально «подтопила хайпа» перед выходом экспериментального для себя трека. Новая песня «Лишь раз» выйдет 1️⃣3️⃣ августа. Инстасамка заявила, что не собирается прекращать выпускать музыку для российской аудитории. Нас нагрели 😱

🤡475👎4948👍6🕊4😍4

12 Aug 2026, 08:37 UTC≈18,100 views627 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Video

Меллстрой платит своему тиммейту по PUBG 3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ тыс. рублей в месяц. Ранее стример рассказывал, что буквально «уволил» парня с обычной работы на заводе, чтобы тот мог постоянно играть вместе с ним. Теперь его единственная работа — катать с Меллстроем в PUBG и получать за это зарплату. Работа мечты геймера 🫵

516🤯68🕊19😁13🤡10🥴1

12 Aug 2026, 06:56 UTC≈19,000 views233 reactionsread 13 August 2026
Photo

Миша Литвин случайно снял драку xxxmanera в сторис. Позже рэпер объяснил, что ничего серьёзного не было — они с другом поссорились после спиртного. Подобрал тайминг 🫀

193😁23👍9🤡8

11 Aug 2026, 21:21 UTC≈22,300 views447 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Брэд Питт снова начал ПИТЬ после 7️⃣ лет трезвости. Актёр отказался от алкоголя ещё в 2016 году после развода с Анджелиной Джоли и прошёл программу из 1️⃣2️⃣ шагов. Теперь Питт говорит, что снова выпивает, но старается делать это «более сдержанно». При этом несколько раз он уже замечал, что алкоголь снова начинает ему вредить. Главное, по словам Брэда, пить немного и относиться к этому «профессионально». В твиттере

💔33573🤯20🥴9🕊6🔥4

11 Aug 2026, 19:57 UTC≈21,800 views757 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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Роналду ЖЕНИЛСЯ на Джорджине, сообщил футболист в соцсетях. Пара вместе уже больше 1️⃣0️⃣ лет. Ура 🤫🤫🤫

637👏66👍29😍15🤯6🔥4

11 Aug 2026, 19:03 UTC≈22,600 views221 reactionsread 12 August 2026
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«Одиссея» стала самым кассовым фильмом в карьере Кристофера Нолана — сборы уже достигли 💸1️⃣,1️⃣ млрд. Картина стала четвёртым фильмом режиссёра, преодолевшим миллиардную отметку. Правда, в масштабах мирового кино результат пока скромнее — «Одиссея» занимает 4️⃣1️⃣ место среди самых кассовых фильмов в истории. А в 2026 году Нолана обошёл только новый «Человек-паук» — тот уже собрал внушительные $1,665 млрд. И прокат

186👏22👎6🔥4👍2🤡1

11 Aug 2026, 17:02 UTC≈20,700 views324 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Video

Генсуха попросила отстать от Токсиса. По словам Наташи, рэпер сейчас получает слишком много хейта. Она считает, что Андрей всё осознал и изменил своё отношение к ситуации. В качестве аргумента Генсуха вспомнила, как он извинился перед ней в Лужниках. Токсис всё-таки прикупил сапожки 👋

245🤡59👍19🔥1

Showing the 12 most recent of 62 posts we hold for @shumim_media. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@shumim_media edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
10 August 2026
Most recent edit
10 August 2026

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 6,175 of 1,151,006entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“SHÜM” (@shumim_media), 1,290,344 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shumim_media.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.