2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 110–112 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
10 Aug 2026, 08:30
111
no change
9 Aug 2026, 10:47
111
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 1 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
45m 56s
Average length
5m 06s
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
331 reactions across 18 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.6% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
78
23.6%
❤🔥
63
19.0%
🔥
61
18.4%
🤣
44
13.3%
🥰
29
8.76%
😁
26
7.85%
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10
3.02%
👏
6
1.81%
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3
0.906%
🤯
3
0.906%
🍾
2
0.604%
🙏
2
0.604%
🤗
2
0.604%
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1
0.302%
😭
1
0.302%
Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 331 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 February 2026 to 28 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
19
across the posts below
Posts paid on
3
of 20 we hold a reading for · 15%
Most on one post
17
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @shtoproishoditspb. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 20 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 1 February 2026 to 28 July 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Дорогие мои котятки! На связи ваша ебанутая блондинка :)
Поступает немало вопросов о том, почему выпуски стали выходить так редко, и почему уже полтора месяца как я не могу домонтировать уже отснятый. Т.к. раньше мы выпускались раз в неделю-две, я прекрасно могу понять ваше негодование!
Но прошу понять и меня - Я ЗАЕБАЛАСЬ!
На обработку одного 7-минутного выпуска уходит в среднем по 30 часов чистого рабочего времени…
Презентую однозначно одну из своих лучших работ🦭
Наш двухсерийный "инста-мини-сериал" с нашим любимым Санечком в главной роли, о том как в январе мы посетили Выборг)
Ребята, я вас обожаю! Спасибо, что вы есть и что всегда с энтузиазмом поддерживаете мои дурацкие затеи❤️
Поужинайте там под нас сегодня🐈
НОВЫЙ ВЫПУСК, ну ничоси!!
Я сама в шоке от того, насколько долго его монтировала - это антирекорд..
Если честно, заебалась монтировать один и тот же формат больше года, желания всё меньше, - страдает скорость публикации..
Всё же, выпуск получился кайфовый, посадить за кадр Дашку вместе с Тони было отличной идеей :)
Ах да, тут в тг-версии в этот раз целых 30% того, что не вошло в тайминги инсты)
То, что не вошло в ви…
Котики.. Никогда не думала, что задам этот вопрос, и сразу говорю - из тг и инсты мы уходить не собираемся, даже если нас за это расстреляют,но....
Есть ли смысл создать резервный канал с выпусками в ебучем обоссаном вонючем позорном МАХе?
The shares total 139%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
ВЕСЕННИЙ ВЫПУСК ШТОЛЬ!
Да, долго доделывали, затянули, знаем. Какая-то уж шибко насыщенная на ебанутые события весна у нас, слегка не успеваем за всем пиздоворотом еще делать контент))
То, что не вошло в тайминг инсты выделили ч/б.
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @shtoproishoditspb. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
The shares total 139%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 February 2026 to 28 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ШТО ПРОИСХОДИТ в Петербургах” (@shtoproishoditspb), 111 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shtoproishoditspb.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
