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上海雷师榜

@shlsbb

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

1,106subscribers

+44 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002673668077
TypeChannel
Username@shlsbb
CreatedBetween 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/shlsbb

Growth

1,0621,1061,0848 August 2026 — 1,062 subscribers8 August 2026 — 1,064 subscribers11 August 2026 — 1,090 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,106 subscribers8 August 202614 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 6 days, net +44. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,055–1,113 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 06:371,106+16
11 Aug 2026, 07:051,090+26
8 Aug 2026, 15:111,064+2
8 Aug 2026, 12:001,062first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 26 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
40.1%
avg views ÷ 1,106 subscribers
Avg views / post
443
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
0%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 12 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 1 of 3 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held12 (26 June 20267 August 2026)
Views total1,330
Reactions total0
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 12:00 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 07s
Average length
7s

Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

2 reactions across 2 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 26 June 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 18:35 UTC209 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:Vendetta 雷师花名:涵涵 城市坐标:上海 浦东新区 踩雷详情:是嫩妹,不过人照不一,跟第一张有个7分像吧,颜值身材都一般,胸B。服务基本没有,只有单点口。反馈也没有,全程死鱼,跟开了静音一样。不建议去。 雷师TG @Carrolhx

7 Aug 2026, 18:31 UTC321 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:bob 雷师花名:小白菜 城市坐标:上海 松江区 踩雷详情: 本人第七次cj。cd过程中所以更多是想体验积攒经验为主,所以用小预算找的,ls颜值尚可但人照不统一,ls明显是另一个人,ls是典型的会所妆造会所面貌,问了果然是从商k退下来的,然后肚子下有淫纹纹身,不是刻板印象,之前也cj过一个一样的纹身的ls,但她技术非常好体验非常好,但这次体验就一般了,无yyy无蛇无69无女上位(cj这么多次第一次见到无女上位的),只有简单口然后等着我桩,摸了下脸还让我不要摸脸,典型的快餐式进程。课室环境公寓,所以基本也没有互动,全程闭眼像在桩倒模。女友感很差但精神小妹属性也不浓,更多是班味重的退下来的商k领班味儿。我没有转身漂移的唯一原因可能就是ls身上有这种商k领班味,这种味道让我意识自己在cj有种沉浸感。然后由于本人早上已起飞cd中pp基本桩不出来,所以2次pp都是ls手打出来了,也就是这种ls这种领班味儿才让我打出来了,做完ls

18 Jul 2026, 14:15 UTC800 views0 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:佚名 雷师花名:西西 城市坐标:上海 闵行 爱博四村 服务:3分,自己洗,然后kou,做,没有其他服务,不会按照课表上写的来服务; 人照:8分,人照差别不太大,脸胖一点,有肚子; 总体评价:5分,不知道是哪个虚假评价,还是好评,结果踩坑。 踩雷详情: 大群无意看到,有点娃娃脸,看了其他人的评价,果断预约上课。约好时间后,进门比较冷淡,看着人照差别不大,就交了学费,想着试试看吧。结果让自己洗,后面简单kou两下,最后做😳,全程冷淡,没什么情趣,草草了事,都不打算搞第二次走了,后面还是硬着头皮,毕竟已经交了学费。就当是去踩雷了😐 雷师TG @xixi20263

9 Jul 2026, 21:18 UTC835 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:大卫科多菲儿Hisngars 雷师花名:小不点 城市坐标:上海 吴中路.遥控上楼. 公寓酒店,但是代聊水平一般,房号一开始都故意报错的. 踩雷时间:2026-07-07 踩雷详情:开门见妹子.落差非常大.人照差距有点大的.而且皮肤黑.最关键的是衣着整体也比较穷酸的样子,一下子打消了欲望,但是本着第一次拿工,也不知道能漂移,也就硬上了! 当然写报告的时候才知道.工兵排雷是可以漂移的,不用踩雷硬上和敌人同归于尽!!!!!!! 话回正传.妹子因为皮肤黑,脸上粉底打的很厚.所以可以理解为密室里面的NPC.和身体的颜色出现分层了.然后牙齿🦷比较黄.看着也不抽烟,但确实比较倒胃口. 回忆也是需要勇气的.为了广大狼友不踩坑.也是豁出去了.反正就是口了一会,然后戴套上的 .操了十几分钟,越操越没意思.让老师口出来,但是难看的后遗症上来了.不骚,也不敬业,激发不起一点欲望 .口几下停一会,口几下停一会,最后和我说时间快到了.要求手打出来

30 Jun 2026, 20:34 UTC863 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:欧阳盆栽 雷师花名:小鱼儿 踩雷时间:2026-06-20 踩雷详情:别的群兑换的半价工兵券,属于探路踩雷。不是来都来了加用积分换的估计直接漂移了。Ls 和资料照片不能说是一模一样吧,只能说是毫不相关。本人属于高妹,方脸,皮肤偏白,身材还行。综合起来感觉虽然驾照但是还可以试试,Ls 刚来上海,基本啥都不懂,但是不像嫩妹类给到新人女友感觉,但是有种浓浓的 ty 技师转行的风格,流程一二三,衣服裙子脱一半卷到肚子中间不让再脱说怕麻烦,动作不配合女上不愿意,一度没状态想直接结束走人算了,后入时趴下去脸碰到 ls 的背直接说胡渣难受,那开始问的有的 sw 对着也没心情去亲了,总之这次 cj 感受类似于去了一次 ty 店找了还过得去的 js 开了次 98。当然情绪价值这块几乎没有。 雷师TG @b51603232

30 Jun 2026, 20:29 UTC746 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:四个三 雷师花名:可可 踩雷时间:2026-06-11 踩雷详情:先说结论,踩雷的cj之旅,下面细细道来取经过程: 开课是🆕的居民小区,小区🅿️保安会登记,周边🈚️其他停车地方,随便编了个进入,按遥控上楼(期间等了大约十分钟回复),到达gzs环境还是不错的,ls还养🐱了,先确认人照7分,去掉美颜+滤镜,比照片胖一点是ls本人,撸了会🐱付了水费准备开课 ❌课表上写的szx yyy问了ls🈚️理由是ls洗过了,让xl自己洗一下,ls先进房开空调 ❌快速洗完后,询问ls是否有一次性浴巾,回复没到货,给了条自称新的毛巾,躺下后ls让我帮忙拿一下润滑油,我以为是课表上的服务内容(足交 指滑),ls直接在牛牛上涂了油直接开撸,我说停一下确认服务内容,ls说昨天嗓子痛没办法口,只能用油帮我撸硬 ❌XL说不喜欢dd涂油,于是湿巾擦干净让ls躺下,让XL服务ls吧,记得课表上有🐍,于是从ls的耳垂处开始索👄,ls回复说刚吃了感冒

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30 Jun 2026, 20:23 UTC565 views0 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:yuxiyuxi 雷师花名:服务系梦梦 踩雷时间:2026-06-10 城市坐标:上海浦东 踩雷详情:约好时间,因为老师的原因还晚到了一些,车停小区门口,根据指引进门,态度很热情,老师微胖身材,肚子有小赘肉,胸还行b+吧,脱衣服后帮忙洗完擦沐浴露,(沐浴露洗进马眼了,有点疼,老师有点太不注意了)然后擦干上床,正常ab面服务,主动问要不要69,没什么异味,但是69还没尽兴,就拿套了,123之后,休息时间,各玩各的手机,没有交流,第二次开始,说我喜欢69要不要继续69,我说可以,让他去洗一下,他说擦一下就行了,一下子兴趣全无,在123途中没感觉软下来了,然后也没继续,遂冲洗走人 综上所述,踩坑,避雷 雷师TG @mmm_576

26 Jun 2026, 07:29 UTC874 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:滴 雷师花名:婉婉 城市坐标:上海闵行 踩雷时间:2026-05-14 踩雷详情:我今天约的都是90包时不限次和其他人老师沟通也是。只是问别人接不接。老师回复快,我就找到老师即可。我加了100。Pp结束后老师告诉我只有两次,说以为我要加钱是为了等cd。我说今天和其他老师约的都是90分钟包时,给她看今天对话,她说不看,我也没有和婉婉聊天证据,我记录在进门后立即删除了。 老师非常大大咧咧不友好,套子都不知道丢马桶。而且长相不好,因为泻火就算了,毕竟路费还有50订金想想算了。 老师下半身还行,不看脸后入能接受。肚子有褶皱,性格脾气不好,不是老司机不好掌握情绪。 这次算是踩到坑。 老师一直说她服务好,一直没体验,你想想吧。脾气不好,只适合快餐后入。但是快餐也不是这个价格吧。避雷,踩坑。 如果要证据发展双向机器人里有我的记录,这不重要。重要是颜值显老,只看下半身能接受,臀部到头不能下菜,只能后入。 雷师TG @KO8367

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26 Jun 2026, 07:21 UTC755 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:大刀刀 雷师花名:悠悠 城市坐标:上海普陀 踩雷时间:2026-04-28 踩雷详情:代聊安排时间不准,先站岗10分钟,不过这也能接受,进房间是老破小,地板都是水没擦干,卫生间逼仄,洗手池都是碎头发,没有陪浴,洗完让自己先躺着,床上没有一次性床单,老师只能隐约看出跟频道是一个人,高P,老师上床自己拿着手机聊天好一会儿也不理人,三点简单服务都没有,直接开始简单口,随便做完立马就撤了,本来是看了其他评论才大晚上出击的,结果是硬生生踩了个雷 雷师TG @gusuxiner

26 Jun 2026, 07:18 UTC713 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:上海吴彦祖 雷师花名:汉堡 城市坐标:上海 浦东世博 踩雷时间:2026-04-27 踩雷详情:浦东三林地区踩了雷,然后约汉堡,汉堡有时间,速度过来,进门老小区,课室环境确实不咋地,有点脏乱差,既然来了,是个嫩妹,自己选的炮,那就含泪也要打完,一起洗澡,擦干,妹子170左右,高瘦,腰长,皮肤黄、干燥,脸色有点可爱,口了一会,戴套开干,妹子B B貌似挺深,耐操,后入的时候才感觉到稍紧,妹子没什么水,用了几次润滑油,扦入体验正常,干了十几分钟,射出结来,总体来说,一般,老小区可以,但要收拾干净,个人不喜欢工作室脏乱差,屌感一般,妹子需要指挥调教,当刷多一个妹子集邮了 雷师TG @hanbao52

26 Jun 2026, 07:13 UTC717 viewsread 8 August 2026
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伤兵留名:阳光彩虹小白马 雷师花名:高鑫 城市坐标:上海 普陀 踩雷时间:2026-04-07 踩雷详情:怎么说呢! 穿衣还可以。脱衣有肉,巨肉。喜欢大屁股可以去,有符文。虎式坦克级别。来都来了,踩个地雷也无所谓。兄弟萌慎重考虑考虑! 雷师TG @xiaoyun0110

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @shlsbb. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 447,913 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“上海雷师榜” (@shlsbb), 1,106 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/shlsbb.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.