Channel
@scorpioshacat
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
391subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 21 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001701984083 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @scorpioshacat |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 21 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 13 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/scorpioshacat |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 22 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 06:16 | 391 | +2 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 22:56 | 389 | +1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 06:16 | 388 | -1 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 06:49 | 389 | no change |
| 21 Aug 2026, 10:45 | 389 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
388 reactions across 18 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5296642330437107668 | 99 | 25.5% | |
| custom 5280803388697621777 | 74 | 19.1% | |
| custom 5228831346658393202 | 65 | 16.8% | |
| custom 5242728052647016986 | 46 | 11.9% | |
| custom 5269721101763623673 | 43 | 11.1% | |
| custom 5242433340581098076 | 27 | 6.96% | |
| custom 5289732002935747680 | 18 | 4.64% | |
| custom 5280697367429922920 | 16 | 4.12% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 388 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Пару дней не была на балконе, только зашла, а там поселился паук и прям на голову мне спустился бедолага К деньгам 🩸💸 Каждый раз когда вижу паука - поступает какая то приятная новость денежная Не стала его выгонять, пусть живет кайфует, никому зла не делает, ведет себя прилично + принёс мне хорошую весть 😂
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Я недавно опять попала в астральное путешествие. Мне показывают дом на реке, но пройти я туда не могу, потому что уровень воды сильно поднялся и нужно плыть. Я собираюсь спускаться по лестнице и плыть, но вылезает огромный сом, причем блять размером с акулу. И таращится на меня. Я на него смотрю и думаю: «вот ебанат, неужели думает я к нему сейчас спущусь, подождал бы чуть-чуть, я бы спустилась и тогда бы схавал спок…
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Богдану и ритуальной компании было очень интересно почему же люди в шоке с рекламы. Я попросила людей анонимно дать свой комментарий. Если кто-то желает высказаться ещё - пишите. Поможем ребятам понять что же такого в этой рекламе и откуда у людей ахуй.
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С днём рекламы!
@RITupk73
А так хорошо начинали, я радовалась, что у нас открыли крематорий наконец то, потому что ближайший был в Самаре, а территория кладбища расширяется с каждым годом до мощных размеров, вырубили все к хуям, а земля у нас хорошая и благодатная, это обидно было очень. Сейчас даже не знаю как реагировать на такую рекламу, это плевок в лицо людям
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А потом ещё пожизненная кремация может ещё будет? Я в ахуе просто с этого блядства Я конечно понимаю сотрудники работающие в этой сфере в целом склонны к черному юмору, но люди в момент слухов о мобилизации ваш черный юмор сейчас точно не поймут. Маркетологов уволить всех нахуй, с рекламой и продвижением проебались
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Подарок от меня для ваших додиков и парацетамолов-бывших
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Котятки, постараюсь сделать хотя бы часть раскладов вечером, но скорее всего перенесу на завтра. Не теряйте 🥰
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @scorpioshacat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“просто кэт” (@scorpioshacat), 391 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/scorpioshacat.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.