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Сбитый космонавт

@sbity_kosmonaut

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749subscribers

+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001562895711
TypeChannel
Username@sbity_kosmonaut
DescriptionПишу тексты, говорю ртом, перевожу с иностранных языков. И на иностранные языки. За тексты можно говорить спасибо на карту 2202 2063 1891 4350. На pay pal спасибо более не принимаются.
Created10 August 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live7 August 2026
Measurements held2
On Telegramt.me/sbity_kosmonaut

Growth

7497 Aug 2026, 05:22 — 749 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 05:31 — 749 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 05:227 Aug 2026, 05:31
2 measurements taken within a single day. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 748–750 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
7 Aug 2026, 05:31749no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:22749first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 12 November 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
311
Videos
17
Links
146

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

989 reactions across 18 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤝29029.3%
18718.9%
👌11011.1%
😡797.99%
🏆787.89%
👀545.46%
🤓363.64%
💯343.44%
🤯343.44%
😐262.63%
🥴232.33%
😱161.62%
🕊80.809%
🐳70.708%
👨‍💻30.303%
10.101%
💊10.101%
🤔10.101%
🦄10.101%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 989reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 12 November 2024 to 3 December 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Dec 2024, 17:45 UTC≈2,970 views17 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Гениальный Замдыханов.

🤝17

Signed La mujer aleatoria

3 Dec 2024, 17:45 UTC≈2,880 views46 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @rammil_zamdykhanov

Оказывается, чтобы Южная Корея стала Северной, нужно времени 30 минут. А разговоров-то было.

37🤝8👀1

Signed La mujer aleatoria

1 Dec 2024, 17:22 UTC≈3,050 views31 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

🤓29👌2

Signed La mujer aleatoria

1 Dec 2024, 17:22 UTC≈2,370 views76 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Веду, значит, сегодня урок. Стол стоит у окна. Там еще балкон, но он закрыт, потому что за время пустования квартиры там насрали голуби и все, на что меня летом хватило — это вынести оттуда пустые баклахи из-под воды (это было до кабзды с водой и я еще не знала, как сильно они могут пригодиться). Голубиное говно и перья я оттуда так и не повычищала. Не могу этим всем дышать, а специально обученные люди берут за это к

💯33🤝13👀12🕊8🤓71🤔1🦄1

Signed La mujer aleatoria

29 Nov 2024, 13:41 UTC≈1,500 views66 reactionsread 7 August 2026

У меня когда первую статью во Взгляде опубликовали, Русик Абашин сказал -- хорошо, теперь буду читать тебя во Взгляде. А я ответила -- та я не буду много писать, я буду ИНОГДА писать. Вот иногда (дважды в год в этом году) и пишу.

37🤝17🏆11👨‍💻1

Signed La mujer aleatoria

27 Nov 2024, 17:16 UTC≈1,600 views10 reactionsread 7 August 2026

А как там в Афганистане с зонтиками, кофе и хорошим настроением? Кто-то был, может, в Афганистане, знает? И впервые в этом блоге появляется тег #Бог_есть

👀10

Signed La mujer aleatoria

26 Nov 2024, 20:04 UTC≈1,480 views59 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Forwarded from @vorona_karkaetVideo

Video, posted without a caption

41👌8🏆7🐳21

Signed La mujer aleatoria

26 Nov 2024, 20:04 UTC≈1,380 views52 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Про меня сёдня кино снимали.

32🏆14🤝6

Signed La mujer aleatoria

21 Nov 2024, 13:28 UTC≈1,820 views62 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Коллеги, с днем работника телевидения!:)

🏆43🤝19

Signed La mujer aleatoria

17 Nov 2024, 15:42 UTC≈1,840 views73 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Кто (ну вдруг!) нервничал — воду в подвале в субботу сумели перекрыть:) пластиковую трубу там — поставили. Но фрагментарно. Наличие воды в кране оставляет желать лучшего. Ею обещают заняться с завтрашнего дня. Принесенная боссом вода оказалась невероятно уместной. Из домового чатика меня каким-то чудом не исключили — ну, или поверили в то, что я точно не из ЖЭКа, или испугались, что если меня исключить — перестану уч

👀29👌1613🤝11🏆2👨‍💻2

Signed La mujer aleatoria

14 Nov 2024, 19:47 UTC≈1,760 views101 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Только что мой непосредственный руководитель. Сам. Привез мне домой. Много воды. Хватит на неделю. Какой Зеленоград? Вы с ума сошли?

👌5826🤝12🐳5

Signed La mujer aleatoria

14 Nov 2024, 18:06 UTC≈1,610 views27 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

🥴23🤯4

Signed La mujer aleatoria

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @sbity_kosmonaut. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Сбитый космонавт” (@sbity_kosmonaut), 749 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sbity_kosmonaut.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.