Гениальный Замдыханов.
🤝17
Signed La mujer aleatoria

Channel
@sbity_kosmonaut
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
749subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001562895711 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @sbity_kosmonaut |
| Description | Пишу тексты, говорю ртом, перевожу с иностранных языков. И на иностранные языки. За тексты можно говорить спасибо на карту 2202 2063 1891 4350. На pay pal спасибо более не принимаются. |
| Created | 10 August 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/sbity_kosmonaut |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:31 | 749 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:22 | 749 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 12 November 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
989 reactions across 18 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤝 | 290 | 29.3% | |
| ⚡ | 187 | 18.9% | |
| 👌 | 110 | 11.1% | |
| 😡 | 79 | 7.99% | |
| 🏆 | 78 | 7.89% | |
| 👀 | 54 | 5.46% | |
| 🤓 | 36 | 3.64% | |
| 💯 | 34 | 3.44% | |
| 🤯 | 34 | 3.44% | |
| 😐 | 26 | 2.63% | |
| 🥴 | 23 | 2.33% | |
| 😱 | 16 | 1.62% | |
| 🕊 | 8 | 0.809% | |
| 🐳 | 7 | 0.708% | |
| 👨💻 | 3 | 0.303% | |
| ☃ | 1 | 0.101% | |
| 💊 | 1 | 0.101% | |
| 🤔 | 1 | 0.101% | |
| 🦄 | 1 | 0.101% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 989reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 12 November 2024 to 3 December 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Гениальный Замдыханов.
🤝17
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Оказывается, чтобы Южная Корея стала Северной, нужно времени 30 минут. А разговоров-то было.
⚡37🤝8👀1
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Photo, posted without a caption
🤓29👌2
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Веду, значит, сегодня урок. Стол стоит у окна. Там еще балкон, но он закрыт, потому что за время пустования квартиры там насрали голуби и все, на что меня летом хватило — это вынести оттуда пустые баклахи из-под воды (это было до кабзды с водой и я еще не знала, как сильно они могут пригодиться). Голубиное говно и перья я оттуда так и не повычищала. Не могу этим всем дышать, а специально обученные люди берут за это к…
💯33🤝13👀12🕊8🤓7⚡1🤔1🦄1
Signed La mujer aleatoria
У меня когда первую статью во Взгляде опубликовали, Русик Абашин сказал -- хорошо, теперь буду читать тебя во Взгляде. А я ответила -- та я не буду много писать, я буду ИНОГДА писать. Вот иногда (дважды в год в этом году) и пишу.
⚡37🤝17🏆11👨💻1
Signed La mujer aleatoria
А как там в Афганистане с зонтиками, кофе и хорошим настроением? Кто-то был, может, в Афганистане, знает? И впервые в этом блоге появляется тег #Бог_есть
👀10
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Video, posted without a caption
⚡41👌8🏆7🐳2☃1
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Про меня сёдня кино снимали.
⚡32🏆14🤝6
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Коллеги, с днем работника телевидения!:)
🏆43🤝19
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Кто (ну вдруг!) нервничал — воду в подвале в субботу сумели перекрыть:) пластиковую трубу там — поставили. Но фрагментарно. Наличие воды в кране оставляет желать лучшего. Ею обещают заняться с завтрашнего дня. Принесенная боссом вода оказалась невероятно уместной. Из домового чатика меня каким-то чудом не исключили — ну, или поверили в то, что я точно не из ЖЭКа, или испугались, что если меня исключить — перестану уч…
👀29👌16⚡13🤝11🏆2👨💻2
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Только что мой непосредственный руководитель. Сам. Привез мне домой. Много воды. Хватит на неделю. Какой Зеленоград? Вы с ума сошли?
👌58⚡26🤝12🐳5
Signed La mujer aleatoria
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🥴23🤯4
Signed La mujer aleatoria
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @sbity_kosmonaut. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
@sbity_kosmonaut named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all.A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Сбитый космонавт” (@sbity_kosmonaut), 749 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/sbity_kosmonaut.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.