31 Mar 2026, 11:55 UTC28 viewsread 12 August 2026
А уйти отсюда, не? Хотя лучше не уходи, а то мне скучно будет, надеюсь скоро ещё кто-то появится 👙
Channel
𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚔𝚘 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐙𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘
@satiko_onullarch
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
6subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003755089879 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @satiko_onullarch |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 27 March 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/satiko_onullarch |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 21:02 | 6 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 20:17 | 6 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 27 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 31 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 3
- Links
- 1
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
31 Mar 2026, 11:50 UTC28 viewsread 12 August 2026
Флэш? Кто такой Флэш? Друг твой? И чё он без тебя укатил?
31 Mar 2026, 11:40 UTC28 viewsread 12 August 2026
... МЫ ТУТ ОДНИ?? ДА КТО Ж РЕКЛАМИРУЕТ ОТДЫХ КОГДА НЕТ НИ ОТЗЫВОВ НИ ПОСЕТИТЕЛЕЙ!!!! А кто тут был? Они были приятные или?...
29 Mar 2026, 15:08 UTC28 viewsread 12 August 2026
А ладно, хей а что тут вообще делают? На пляже валяются? И ты мне вроде так и не сказала где остальные отдыхающие, сейчас просто не сезон или как?
29 Mar 2026, 14:58 UTC16 viewsread 12 August 2026
Как это? А как это работает? Я чё то есть, сейчас дома, а моя компьютерная версия тут? Или как???
29 Mar 2026, 04:11 UTC19 viewsread 12 August 2026
.. Программные коды? Вы чё, все компьютерные?? А я компьютерная??? Аааа... Э-э-э... Робот не может сочинить симфонию!! Кхм кхм.... ЛЯЛЯЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ ЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ!!!!!!!!!!
29 Mar 2026, 04:05 UTC16 viewsread 12 August 2026
А ты то почему с ума сошла? Типо... Бредила? Нет? Что там делают сумасшедшие, мы с Сатик это не проходили..
28 Mar 2026, 06:27 UTC11 viewsread 12 August 2026
.... МИР!? ВАААУ!! О, то есть.. Ты тут без согласия? Не круто! А ты случайно не знаешь почему он такой странный? Он мне угрожал жильём! Он типо тут самый главный или это тот кто всех заселяет??
28 Mar 2026, 01:15 UTC8 viewsread 12 August 2026
О-оооо!!! Привееет!! Ты тоже тут на отдыхе? Ты на сколько бронировала номер? А сколько это стоит? Ой, а мне вообще хватит?
27 Mar 2026, 19:35 UTC7 viewsread 12 August 2026
Чёрт, что мне делать пока этот разбирается с моим домом.. Может тут есть кто-то ещё? Серьёзно, тут будто бы не сезон отдыха, вообще никого, кто-то должен был хотя-бы в ресторан выйти или на пляж!
27 Mar 2026, 13:53 UTC9 viewsread 12 August 2026
Мы когда плыли столкнулись с каким-то пиратом, так он какой-то больно элегантный, вообще от него пахло приятно, но его мой главарь порешал и в итоге эти идиоты скинули тело своего капитана за борт, я ничерта не поняла...
27 Mar 2026, 13:51 UTC6 viewsread 12 August 2026
А потом меня схватил какой-то дядька и начал шпарить на хинди, в итоге я где-то лет 30 жила с этим дядькой и ещё с несколькими мужичками выполняя грязную работу, типо... Уборка, мытьё палубы, помощь коку, ггггхххх... Ненавижу пиратов, они все вонючие......
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @satiko_onullarch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 1,279,553 of 1,345,403entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚔𝚘 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐙𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘𝐘” (@satiko_onullarch), 6 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/satiko_onullarch.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.