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satewood

@satewood

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326subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 9 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003627388355
TypeChannel
Username@satewood
CreatedBetween 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 August 2026
Measurements held2
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/satewood

Growth

325326325.59 Aug 2026, 07:16 — 325 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 09:51 — 326 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 07:169 Aug 2026, 09:51
2 measurements taken within a single day, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 325–326 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Aug 2026, 09:51326+1
9 Aug 2026, 07:16325first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 9 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
115.6%
avg views ÷ 326 subscribers
Avg views / post
377
8 posts measured
Reaction rate
10.9%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026
Posts held20 (9 June 20266 August 2026)
Views total3,014
Reactions total330
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 07:16 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

688 reactions across 18 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
custom 523543522394821149422632.8%
custom 541146899835522637019828.8%
custom 546748171985670992411616.9%
custom 52356967831615716049614.0%
custom 5235743117268760253253.63%
custom 5235955572121023615182.62%
custom 523582684765619343291.31%

Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 688reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 9 June 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

6 Aug 2026, 22:15 UTC169 views34 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Привет рибята! Я часто пощу тут про свою жизнь в последнее время, и мне fr жаль, что сейчас мне практически нечем вас радовать по контенту. Но я хотел поделиться тем, что лечу обратно домой в Ереван 😃 Я чувствую себя в разы лучше после стабилизации лечения, несмотря на то, что Кветиапин перестал нормально работать. Я очень рад жизни и очень рад тому, что вы у меня есть!! Спасибо всем тем, кто все еще остается тут и ж

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Signed SATEWOOD

3 Aug 2026, 13:25 UTC315 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

в щп постил спиздил не постил постил не помню #щп

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Signed SATEWOOD

2 Aug 2026, 14:59 UTC330 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026

я еще вот так умею

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Signed SATEWOOD

2 Aug 2026, 14:59 UTC291 views17 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @satewoodadoptablesPhoto

укол в жопу ааай блин больно ай ай как больно вот блин SB - 3$ - 240 р MB - 1$ - 79 р AB - 85$ - 6 750 р макс бронь - 1 неделя, но можно и по договоренности. КОНЕЦ ЧЕРЕЗ 24 ЧАСА ППС Правила: Не присваивать авторство и не стирать подпись. При ливе всегда пишите об этом оплата: бусти/тинькофф/виза @satewoodinfo

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Signed SATEWOOD

1 Aug 2026, 16:23 UTC275 views30 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @yavnushPhoto

за ивент

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Signed SATEWOOD

23 Jul 2026, 12:53 UTC524 views89 reactionsread 9 August 2026

у вас есть реакт лолошка давайте наберем 50 лол ложка и будет арт где 1х и шедлетский делают sloppy make out под артом пожалуйста

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Signed SATEWOOD

23 Jul 2026, 12:51 UTC581 views110 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

а 1х тоже живет в первоуральске? #арт

custom 546748171985670992455custom 523543522394821149436custom 541146899835522637019

Signed SATEWOOD

20 Jul 2026, 12:48 UTC529 views27 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @limboharchaPhoto

И ещё одна

custom 541146899835522637023custom 52354352239482114944

Signed SATEWOOD

26 Jun 2026, 14:57 UTC≈1,060 views54 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Всем привет! Хотел бы сказать всем заказчикам и..ну всем, кто наблюдает за этим каналом, что я временно буду отсутствовать в плане публикаций чего либо из творчества. Я временно возвращаюсь в Россию, дабы бережно положить себя в стационар или пнд. За последние дни произошло много необдуманных действий, включая очередную попытку самоубийства. Во благо, я чувствую себя чуть лучше. Но от Биполярного убежать невозможно,

custom 523569678316157160439custom 541146899835522637010custom 52354352239482114945

Signed SATEWOOD

23 Jun 2026, 06:53 UTC949 views19 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Forwarded from @satewoodadoptablesPhoto

SB - 11$ - 810 р MB - 1$ - 70 р AB - 85$ - 6270 р макс бронь - 1 неделя, но можно и по договоренности. КОНЕЦ ЧЕРЕЗ 24 часа ППС или досрочно Правила: Не присваивать авторство и не стирать подпись. При ливе всегда пишите об этом оплата: тинькофф/бусти/виза @satewoodinfo

custom 541146899835522637013custom 52354352239482114944custom 52357431172687602532

Signed SATEWOOD

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @satewood. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 407,141 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“satewood” (@satewood), 326 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/satewood.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.