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Channel
Будни самоеда Эммы
@samoed_Emma
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
32subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003294347833 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @samoed_Emma |
| Created | Between 1 October 2025 and 28 February 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 2 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 2 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/samoed_Emma |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Oct 2026, 16:15 | 32 | +1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 06:58 | 31 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:31 | 30 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:35 | 30 | first reading |
Engagement
14 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 1m 38s
- Average length
- 20s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
69 reactions across 12 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 28 | 40.6% | |
| 😍 | 7 | 10.1% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 8.70% | |
| 🙏 | 6 | 8.70% | |
| 😢 | 5 | 7.25% | |
| 💯 | 4 | 5.80% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 4.35% | |
| 😭 | 3 | 4.35% | |
| 🥰 | 3 | 4.35% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 2.90% | |
| ❤🔥 | 1 | 1.45% | |
| 🏆 | 1 | 1.45% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 14 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 69 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 14 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Отпуск уже кончился, завтра на работу. А я не воспользовалась этими картинками..) может вам пригодится
А еще вчера был очень красивый закат. Нужно обращать внимание на красивое, и смотреть вокруг себя, хоть и всякие неприятности происходят. Но мы все переживем. Все проходит, и это пройдёт.
💯4❤3🔥1
В связи с проблемами с суставами Эммы наше жилище выглядит сейчас вот так.) застелила все ковриками что бы ей нескользко было вставать что бы лишний раз не напрягаться… планирую продолжать свой ремонт, хочу ободранный котами угол ободрать сама и выложить туда кирпичики гипсовые) как вам идея?) Или лучше туда когтеточку прицепить?)
👍1
Вчера шла по делам и увидела местного матерого кота. Он уже несколько лет живет у нашего дома, видно что он боевой) а тут он так безмятежно спит😴
😍2❤1
Не судите строго, но мне нравится результат) но скажу что продолжение следует)
❤4🔥4
В круговерти этой суеты всей не выложила информацию про свой мини-ремонт) я очень старалась, это оказалось не так просто как я ожидала, хорошо что я решила делать одну стену, а не все. Думаю многие недооценивают маляров-штукатуров) Я делала такое сама в первый раз, и поняла насколько это непростой труд, сколько слез я пролила от усталости)) и остановиться нельзя, так как штукатурка может застыть)
❤3🏆1
Для наблюдений, второй день после укола
❤4
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😍4
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🥰3
А еще нам сегодня привезли лекарство, очень надеюсь что нам поможет. Очень не хочу давать ей в качестве обезболивающего габапентин. Тем более пожизненно.
🙏6❤2😭1
Эммочка ходила забирать свои пеленки с WB))
❤4👍2❤🔥1🔥1😍1
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @samoed_Emma. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Будни самоеда Эммы” (@samoed_Emma), 32 subscribers as measured 2 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/samoed_Emma.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.